HELP /R9K/ PLEASE HELP
So basically I was using my brother's laptop to move some films to my phone, then something told me to fetch for some porn.
All of a sudden I find myself in a folder full of nudes of my brother and his fiancee and other girls butts that he took on the streets.
I didn't know what to do, I didn't want to think less of him but in the same time I was pretty horny so I said to myself that I'll just watch a couple of videos of the other girls butts and jack off to them....Then I slowly became interested in his videos...
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Show us those other girls butts if you won't show us your brother getting pegged
>>29725323
dude fuck please help me
>>29725299
delete this shit
promise to yourself not to invade people's privacy
forget what you saw
who here willfully asexual
It's LITERALLY the best thing I've done in my life was to realize women are memes, children, narcissistic, neurotic, greedy and selfish and that not only are their cunts overrated but it's the abstract notion of obtaining and conquriering that twat that keeps most of you failed normies going.
Try it. You'll probably fail, but it's so amazing. I never think about women, love, sex or even companionship I simply get rid of the poison whenever it becomes unbearable and after that it's full clarity.
I unironically...
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This seems like fox and grapes. Are you a non-virgin who abstains from having more sex?
>>29725264
k den.
oregano
>>29725289
I'm a virgin who doesn't care about having any sex.
>therapy sessions helping you become more assertive
>try to stand up to mother when she yells at you and calls you names
>mother realizes why you're being stronger and stops paying for your therapy
>tfw she cancells your gym membership as an additional punishment
>>29725218
don't bite the hand that feeds you, neetcuck, mommy isnt giving those good boy points out for nothing!
you better shut your mouth or it's gonna be no tendie-wendies with dippy-wip-wip for a month!
Well. At least I hope she doesn't do it for your father. Go workout, run or something.
robots, how do I find a fembot yandere gf?
>>29725212
>>>/d/ygDon't tell them I sent you.
>>29726325there's a skype, what do I talk about
You don't find them, they find you silly.
Let's rate each other's name.
>Christopher
Hate it and want to die / 10
William Edward [lastname]
I like it
>>29724982
yeah, chris kind of sucks, sorry anon
I honestly think Christopher is a perfectly reasonable thing to be called.
I'm called Ian.
>>29724982
Jonas
decent to be quite honest
/r9k/ is the most impressionable and easily-trolled board because autists are solipsistic retards who lack a theory of mind
prove me wrong (or just agree)
>>29724914
>lol im trolling them
fuck off
>>29724914
Good job, Captain Obvious.
An actual insightful observation would be that /r9k/ is also has its fair share of normies.
Like me :^)
Don't mind me, btw. Just here for the schadenfreude.
>>29724914
Yeah this board is easily baited, it's true
But you're bait is so bad that not even /r9k/ will fall for it
just at home chillaxing maxing browsing the internet
how is this remotely depressing or bad ?
I seriously do not get it
disclaimer ive had jobs, unprotected sex, and relationshits in the past
I rather just do fucking nothing and relax desu famalamlamlmalmalmalmalma
>>29724867
>>how is this remotely depressing or bad ?
>
>I seriously do not get it
>
>disclaimer ive had jobs, unprotected sex, and relationshits in the past
>>29724867
It's not depressing or bad, it's some of the most fun you can have, searchiing a global index of all the information, knowledge, entertainment, and shopping available at the touch of a button.
It's just that normies want you to feel ashamed of it because it doesn't increase your chances of finding a whore to cuck you. Society pressures you to go out and be social because they want you to fall in love with some slut and obey her commands to empty out your wallet for her perfume and makeup...
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>>29724867
good question, remember that you could get bored.
but when you frame it like that, you make it sound real... fuck,i want some serius discution on this shit.
>lost my image folder because I paid someone to install a HDD on my PC and clean the dust in it me instead of doing it myself
Convince me to not suicide.
>Paying someone to install a HDD
Cuck
>Not cleaning your own stuff
Double cuck
>>29725187
I don't have an air compressor and renting one would be the same price anyway
>>29724834
But anon it's not even hard to put in a new hdd
>I will never ever EVER have a channer gf who abuses me physically and emotionally; insults, belittles, and humiliates me while mixing in sweet complements, affection, and snuggles, who cucks me all the time and makes me feel like I rely on her for humanity
Why go on robots?
>she will never beat you into a crying ball in the corner in a psychotic fit, then feel guilty and coo gently at you, holding you in her arms
>you will never come home to find two plates on the table from a dinner, and find her in bed naked with a fit guy, smile and say 'welcome home. the dishes need to be done', then you hear them talk, laugh and eventually loudly fuck while youre doing them
>she will never smile at you while you hold her hand, eyes creasing in the warmest love youve ever felt
I would like this except I take the role of the abusive one and the female is in the role of abusee
>>29726070
leave your info and you will find one today
The clock is ticking.
There is such a thing as too late.
If you lose your virginity at the ages of 25+ it will not feel special, you'll be jaded and unable to pair bond with women, you'll always resent them for not taking interest in you beforehand, and you will no longer be able to care.
You can consciously care about women but subconsciously you'll feel disgusted. Just warning you robots so you don't end up like me.
If your life is bad long enough, then there is no comeback.
I lost mine at 21 and I think I have a pretty healthy sex life. Age 18 to 21 with no female attention was brutal though. I'd probably kill myself before 25 if I was a virgin. I'm 26 and things are pretty good, I had sex 4 times last night.
>>29724862
NORMAN GET OUT! OUT OUT OUT!
>>29724794
>you'll always resent them for not taking interest in you beforehand, and you will no longer be able to care.
I have actually outgrown this feel.
and the need for human contact is starting to creep in.
perhaps I'm getting older, but I'm ready to settle.
I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF ROSES, AM I GOING TO DIE?
>>29724784
No you are not going to die...SENPAI!
Thorns and all or just the petals?
>>29724815
the petals
And become a beautiful and sexy trap/shemale?
You are already at the bottom, why don't you try for once the top? wouldn't hurt anyone, friend.
Bonus:
>Women, Men, and other traps will love you
>Your mum will be proud about her new daughter
>easy mode because you are a girl now
>can make easy money on webcam, porn, or twitch
>sexy tits
>you can ignore other betasComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Start right now with this little guide
>>29724743
Does the top Stacy not fuck anyone? Or is there a guy who's ascended beyond this graph
Most robots are too ugly to become a good looking trap. The only thing worse than an ugly man is an ugly man pretending to be a woman.
>tfw
just >tfw
tfw what?
You can't just expect us to fill in the blank of the feel and then relate to you.
>tfworegano
>tfwnogforegano
>can't even make friends online because of social anxiety
Why do I have to live with this meme 'condition':'(
I can be your friend anon.
Set up an irc or discord channel and lets talk.
>>29724613
If you understand that it's a meme condition, why do you still have it then, you fucking pussy?
>>29724613
>tfw avoidant personality disorder
unoriginal comment
Let's say I had all the money in the world. How would I go about settling a town to have the culture I wanted while still being wealthy af?
>>29724594
Topkek, good luck setting up the economy when you have every single piece of money, and nobody else cares about money anymore and started bartering instead.
>>29724699
>Implying I wouldn't make a new currency
>>29724594
Start developing real estate and make regulations that only attract people you want. Then from there just let the town grow