post those penguins guys
Not funny tee bee aych
>>25324708
perhaps this one is more your speed?
bumpin for a puffin
I fucked up my sleep schedule and now I'm a vampire. Worst part is that I can only eat two meals at night without bothering my parents. I'm thinking about staying awake all night, and all throughout the next day. I'll get so tired I'll have to sleep at night and get back on track.
Any other vampires on here?
It's 3.24am here. It's turning around again. I hope it doesn't change back to going to sleep at 2pm
>>25324623
I get about 11 to 12 hours of sleep. Today I slept at 6 a.m. and woke up at 5:30 p.m.
>>25324559
I did that after screwing up my sleep schedule while on holiday. Worked for me but it might take a day too fully reset.
>total out-of-the-blue anon buy game for cheap on sale and is playing through it
>thread tells them to stream
>goes through with it
>playing on shitty laptop, no commentary
>76 viewers on their first stream ever
>been streaming for years and always get 2-3 viewers if I'm lucky
>>25324530
>thread tells them to stream
There you have it
You just have to find a way to tell people to watch your stream if they want
>>25324530
He advertised, you didn't.
>>25325161
>>25325122
These familia
We are closer to 2030 than 2000
>>25324524
Care to explain anon?
>>25324524
why a sad pepe OP? Im fucking excited for the upcoming decades.
>inb4 Ray Kurzweil
>>25325129
because life wasnt as good nowadays as the time before
Tfw acne
Why the fuck are we here? Just to suffer?
if you arent a poorfag go to a derm and they will prescribe u some shit
started doxycycline, aczone, and adapalene today and its already 1/2 gone
>>25324808
>tfw no treatments for backne when I had mine
>now I have a mess of scars and shit all over
>I can never get a tattoo because of all the lumps and scars
>can't take my shirt off because it's really fucking gross
>only elective cosmetic surgery can fix this now
fuck my life, I was born too soon
Try cutting certain things out of your diet to test if anything is causing your acne. I thought this was nonsense at first, but when I stopped eating dairy my acne went away almost completely after a week. It's not the same for everyone, it could be wheat, dairy, anything really. Plus it's not like you have to completely remove it from your diet. I still drink milk a few times a week and my acne is gone as long as I maintain good hygiene.
>tfw no jap otaku bf
I'd fuck him desu senpai sempai
He'd probably make nice faces and I could probably starve him into something more appealing in the long run.
Are you a tall, blonde, blue-eyed white girl with an athletic build and a penchant for wearing spats?
Because, if so, I know a guy.
>>25324564
I'm actually the exact opposite of that but I'm joking, I don't really want fatty bf.
>I belong to any race besides black african
>>25324427
>that nose
>that mole
>that trash stache
>that glass is filled too high
>not holding the glass by the stem
Other than that, he's okay.
>>25324647
>glass by the stem
Stop pretending to have class. You should never be touching the fucking stem you literal sperglord. I bet you stick your pinky out cause Spongebob said so.
>>25324427
Not bad, you can be my friend as long as you aren't a shitty pork chop or flip anything that isn't poor asian.
do you have plans for yourself?
>>25324393
see how it goes till i'm 40 and then dedicate my life to pretty much your picture if things haven't gone right
>>25324590
what are you ethnically ?
>>25324590
That requires a lot of commitment.
Are you studying all of that alone? Do you go to forums/IRC/communities just in case?
Hello /r9k/
newfag here
[spoile]used to post on reddit but the entire website has turned to shit[/spoiler]
what are the dos and donts of r9k, i have lurked for a few months but still dont understand, do i hate women to fit in here or what?
someone should make an infographic for users like me, the sticky doesn't cut it.
You're reddit normie cancer who clearly doean't belong here, fuck off
>>25324387
>newfag here
GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTT
>>25324387
>newfag
That is very apparent
>tfw snowed in
>emergency personnel can't get to you
>you probably can't even get out of the drive way with all the snow
HELP
You had a good run. There are worse deaths than freezing to death.
>>25324336
Like you were going to leave your room anyways.
>>25324336
where do you need to go? are you some sort of normie?
So I just spent the last hour pretending to be a cute young bi girl and cyber sexing with a 40 year old bi woman on okcupid.
Lads...lads it wasn't supposed to be this way. I'm 28 and I should have a gf and maybe thinking of settling down. Instead I'm a 28 year old kv who tricked a middle aged women into having cyber sex.
Anyone else hit a point where they realized their life had spiraled out of control?
Also
>it was incredibly hot and I'll probably do it again tomorrow night
>>25324291
>tfw when you are trans and have been pretending to be a real girl on different chatrooms and omegle for over 8 years
Just
There is no recovering from this
My life spiraled into nothingness.
>>25324291
You may think you're worthless scum, and you are, but married people do shit like this too.
>cute girl was my first and only kiss out of pity
>infatuated with her for years
>check her normiebook for the first time in a month to see what she's up to
>she unfriended me
>send her a friend request
>she deletes the request an hour later
>masturbate to her pics anyway
>drink half a bottle of liquor and cry
>>25324284
Post the pics so we can have a wank too
>>25324399
this desu, do it anon, she already rejected you might as well share.
>>25324399
probably the best i can do, sorry
>is employed
>"""robot"""
>is in education
>"""robot"""
>has friends
>"""robot"""
>has/has had gf/bf
>"""robot"""
>not kissless/handholdless/conversationless/eyecontactlessComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>25324236
>is not as miserable as me
>"""robot"""
>>25324275
>experiences """misery"""
>"""robot"""
>>25324297
What the fuck is you point, then ?
Sorry anon,but you have to stand, this whole seat is taken. What do?
I unilaterally declare this part of the bench my property using my rights as a sovereign person. We may take this issue to a court or we may decide with an armed struggle.
>>25324209
Smack her arm out of the back of the bench. Walk away.
>>25324209
find another bench like i always do.
>many women are dismissive of men shorter than 6'0 and many women refuse to date them.
>only 15% of american men are 6'0 and above.
>america is one of the taller countries
Why are women's minds so warped? How long will this epidemic last?
Fuck off, I am 5'0 and I'll date a good man who isn't a degenerate and doesn't drink or do drugs and isn't mentally ill who is of any height taller than me.
isnt that picture a girl that fills the twinkies with shit and sells them
5'10s can get laid plenty.