So I went to see this movie with my lady friend today. It was complete shit, but the plot was fascinating.
>beta cuck (Brad) marries a single mother who got pumped and dumped by Chad (Mark
Wahlberg)
>Brad desperately tries to get the kids to see him as their real father, even though they pretty much despise him
>one day, to the kids' delight, bad boy Chad shows back up
>Chad ends up emotionally cucking Brad, though he never has sex with with...
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VIETNAM
>>25325396
Welp, you paid to watch it, didn't you?
FUCKING
BLOX
>normies consider this funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqyOHKBu4Tg
>>25325332
>vine
thats literally nigger humor
Live and let live, my fellow robot
>>25325332
I want to fuck Sarah @1:10
>be an asian girl
>mfw a white guy who has been hitting on me tells me he watches anime
CHING CHING CHING CHONG
Post panties
>>25325277
does he actually watch it or is he saying it to make you damp?
Why aren't you an activist yet, robots?
All of you complain about not having friends, about being rejected for being different, and about how hard it is to meet people. Every activist I know is all about neurodiversity and accepting people who are different, mostly because they're all damaged and broken too. You would be able to socialize with people who value you and what you can do while making your feel better about yourself. And most of the activists I know are all about free-love and are very accepting of non-standard body types. If you have a heartbeat,...
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>>25325263
Because I don't believe in neurodiversity. I don't believe I deserve to be accepted.
>>25325263
Because it is literally about converting people to one's cause and I loathe the very idea of this.
>>25325263
because any cause we would support would not make the lives of people like us better
supporters of men's rights are laughed at, feminists don't care about men besides wanting them to spew their logic around without thinking
BLM doesn't want whitebois
and people like us protesting would be met with laughter and comparisons to Elliot Rodgers
>tfw so indecisive that I've let others make my life choices so farfar
>tfw want to do something like go travel the world or move country's but I don't know what country I'd want to go to
>want to play in a hard rock/metal band but i can't find people to play with and its super hard to get known nowadays
>tfw I'm gonna end up going university because my parents and grandparents said it would be good and want me to get student...
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>>25325210
I don't get how people ever have choices at all. In any situation there's usually only one correct choice, and that is what's expected of you. So might as well just let them make the decisions for you, because make any other decision and it's going to cause problems.
There's also the matter that they have like 50 years more of life experience than we do, so maybe they just know what's better. Either way, we don't really have choices.
>>25325465
I don't think my parents would be too bothered what I did as long as I didn't cause harm to myself it's just I don't want to do anything ever, I just lay in bed all day have a shower at night then back in bed, and i always feel tired and shitty, it fucking sucks
To travel the world you either need to have a decent amount of money or be an attractive young girl so people will pay for your vacations.
Who /diary/ here?
I've kept one since the age of 12. Really helps sometimes. Pic related, yesterdays entry.
>>25325124
nice fanfiction faggot
nice novel
what's the twist? one of them is a secret agent?
>>25325124
kek, post more. I wanna hear about Liz the vapid whore
Why are there no women who just want to stay inside with their boyfriends?
Every woman is always trying to keep up social status and appearances. Why is there no one who just wants to be a loser with me? We can be losers together.
>tfw no NEET girl that lives alone in a smallish apartment that wants a live in NEET boyfriend
We could be horrible pieces of shit together, funposting, playing vidya, watching bullcrap, and being affectionate.
Kek I fucking hate this. I know my sister is a lazy blob who likes to sit around and watch tv and I'm the same. Can I trade her with some other person's sister so we can both have gfs?
She's thin btw, that's why it's bullshit.
>>25325173
i would make this trade in a second if i had a sister.
i don't understand why girls are such social butterflies either. even the ones that are self-professed introverts and say on their dating profiile that "on a typical friday night" i'm hanging out at home reading a book or watching a movie are really lying and they're actually most likely out with their stupid girlfriends trying to find chad yet again.
i would give my left nut to find a cool, reasonably attractive girl...
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>have gender dysphoria
>insurance pays for a "gender reassignment" surgery
>have height dysphoria
>get told to man up and that any surgery for it is cosmetic and has to come from your own pocket
because there's nothing unless you want to break your legs multiple times or get HGH when you're about 13-16 years old
once you hit 18, there is literally nothing you can do to gain more than about 2 inches of height
>>25325029
>implying limb lengthing shouldn't be covered by insurance
>>25324974
nice edit but he is 3'7" not 5'8"
Why don't you just get a Muslim Japanese gf?
>>25324909
I didn't even know japanese muslims existed
>>25324953
2nded
>>25324953
I didn't know Japanese people actually existed.
Ask a man who just lost his virginity to a prostitute anything.
I have a prostitute fetish, and not even I would stoop that low.Was it worth it?
>>25324874
Eh, I don't feel any different now than before
What's it like being a huge tool?
>You will never have a girl this cute
How does that make you feel, anon?
>>25324854
>wanting some twitch attention whore
she would probably be an average fuck at best
>>25324897
>average fuck at best
>>25324854
>she afks
dropped
Lets have some good feels /r9k/
>tfw stacy in my town died in a horrific car accident
Its been a year since she died so people are talking about it again and I havent been this happy in months. I never understood how someones death could make a person happen until she died.
Heres a link to the news story, Ill post her facebook right now
http://www.keyt.com/news/santa-maria-woman-killed-in-suspected-dui-crash/30452478
>feeling good because some girl you never even spoke to died a year ago
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>25324812
fuck off normalfag
Go to Reddit for a hugbox
>>25324851
>implying this isn't a hug box for fuck ups
HOW TO GET A GF
not hard to get a gf.
you must:
have a good job
live in a nice house and drive a nice car
must be confident but not too arrogant
needs to be funny but not goofy funny
tall but not too tall
spontaneous but only when she is expecting it
handsome is a plus, and handsome with good hair is better
not bald
know the exact time to say all the right things
know the right time not to say anything
needs to know how to treat her like the women she is, both in the bedroom and out on the town
family oriented and good with...
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>>25324635
>have over 200k in secret saving account
>have gold and silver bars hidden
>wear shitty nikes till they dissentigrate off my feet
>drive shitty 4 door car with swapped mitsubishi motor cuzz its reliable
>have no job because of savings
>cant tell girl about any of my secret wealth cuzz fake ass bitches be fake as bitches
oh...
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>have 99 smithing
>have 99 mining
>have 99 fletching
>have 99 cooking
>have 99 attack
If you have a good job and don't drink, do drugs, or smoke and are a loving and family oriented person then I will date you. I don't care about height and if you are going bald just shave your head and you will look good.
yo any bots in new orleans? any shit goin down on new years?
crashing with family for the next month or so, small town, not a lot to do around here so i thought i might drive into the city for new years...
>>25324634
What if it's a normie party?
>>25325036
some of you guys are alright :^)
for real tho, anything is better then watchin billy bob play the banjo...
>>25325092
Just how small is that town?
Go watch the fireworks by the river, then take off walking and drink. Don't get shot.
What gender are you? Lets clear up whats the female rate on this board once and for all.
http://strawpoll.me/6390416
http://strawpoll.me/6390416
http://strawpoll.me/6390416
>>25324608
>have penis
>click female
holy shit im diabolical
>>25324608
already seen a poll nearly identical to this one get nearly 30,000 (think it was around 28.5k) votes, and it was objectively determined that /r9k/ is just 'bout one-fourth female
albeit it was a few years ago but id wager its still completely accurate
>have vagina
>click male
hehehe