>tfw you will never be the 10/10 slutty daughter of the Queen of England kissing your 8/10 female friends
What? Who is this? Queen has no daughters I don't think.
>>25328215
He's a dumb fuck that meant Princess Diane's daughter.
He's right though. Hurts like a motherfucker. She must be able to get absolutely anything.
>>25328255
Thanks for clarification from this idiot. But honestly I don't get this hate. Your life is still better than 99% of humans who have ever lived. Why complain. Sure some have it better but if we were born even a century ago we'd have no vidya, no movies, places like 4chan to come and feel acceptance, etc. Life for robots has improved so much.
The guy I want to be with thinks I don't like him and won't ask me out... Any advice
>>25328016
Ask him out, you stupid fucking bitch.
Stop acting like a privileged whore and take the initiative.
Kanye can get any woman he wants. What makes you so special?
>>25328106
I have hairy tits
Spend your youth studying. Spend your prime years employed. If you live long enough to enjoy retirement; enjoy being too old to participate in much.
This is freedom.
This is my biggest fear. I have been a wageslave for 1 year now and I fucking hate every minute of it.
That's why I'm working on my own project in hopes of becoming a multimillionaire and retiring before 35. I'm spending all of my free time working on it.
I am literally prepared to die trying.
Inb4 edgy and all kinds of buzzwords, but fuck you, and don't believe wagekeks telling you living that life is fine. Because it's not fucking fine.
>>25328129
Oh vey goy! You can't do that!
>>25328002
It's not like there's anything more valuable you can do with your time without money to back it
You're fucked regardless
I'm sorry anon but your small white cock is too small, I prefer the BBC, preferably 2-3 at a time for that euphoria
Are these those decent girls who haven't had 15 sex partners by age 25 I've heard so much about?
>>25327994
Can someone prove this is actually what happens?
White men race mix considerably more than white women.
You are all hypocrites and cucks for idolizing yellow gook women
Straight, hardcore porn is filmed from the perspective of a cuckold.
Most of you have grown up fapping to the sight of a girl fucking another man and who never fucks you. You've been conditioning yourself to enjoy the sight of that.
>>25327963
Speak for yourself cuckfag.
Oh boy it's this thread again! I sure am excited for someoriginal content
I actually stopped watching porn because it made me angry that I wasn't the one having sex.
All I have watched for the past several years is solo vids, and really I just listen more than watch.
Are you afraid to die /r9k/?
If not death then what?
>inb4 running out of tendies
I'm not afraid of death and the afterlife, I'm just afraid of a painful or prolonged death. Take me out quick familia
>>25327851
lil bit, don
>you will never be a badass, tough, asshole with a heart of gold style gunfighter in a mad max/fallout style world
I've got balls of steel.
>>25327845
We don't know that yet. I try to be positive. For all I know we might have a great war coming, so big that it will erase many nations, leaving nothing but civil unrest behind.
>>25327911
And you'd be one of the first to die and have your skull used as mug to some low time raider.
>tfw constant headache that never goes away
>>25327782
Two aspirins
>>25327823
Nothing works
hope you feel better
Why the fuck was my thread deleted? It was the first thread I've had reach over 5 replies in months and the nazi mods deleted it.
>>25327772
They believe it belongs in /soc/.
The rule is retarded anyway. /r9k/ should have anything, barring what is illegal.
no suggesting meetups faggot. I reported that thread btw
>>25327807
Simblee ebin :^^3
it's time for a train thread
post some trains, trams, stations, etc in herewhere are you train guy, I miss you
>live in america
>trains are basically dead
>all trains are POS decades-old diesel shitters
>no aesthetic classic trains
>no grand incredible trainstations aside from old metro stations in bigger cities
>>25327730
>all trains POS decades all diesel shitters
Those 'shitters' actually are incredibly efficient and reliable. Far more so than most automobiles, but that could also be because trains are rigorously maintained, whereas private car owners tend to be shit with taking care of their vehicle.
>>25327730
Aren't there tourist trains that ride about our scenic national parks and whatnot?
Anons I'm lazy, what should I get for dinner?
Pic related, my options.
I'm craving some KFC right now.
I wonder if Bojangles is open this late. Hmm....
Try the Mcdonald's mozzarella sticks and tell me what you think, senpai.
>>25327576
KFC or BK senpai, don't want that ugly mcdicks shit
>take 20mg of oxycodone
>feel nothing
>no euphoria or pleasantry
>tfw depressed and sad for so long that not even percocet can cheer you up
>cant even abuse drugs to numb the pain
I want to get off this ride
>>25327570
20mg is nothing
I usually take 60 to get a decent hit
>>25327570
I felt the same way on downers. Took every painkiller under the sun and didn't understand the hype. Have you tried uppers? Amphetamines ruined my life but they're really excellent.
>>25327570
Try lying down. Always hits me harder when I lie down for some reason. 25mg is what I needed for a decent hit at 160lbs.
Is there anything this woman can't do?
Lose weight.
Completely original comment.
Make me laugh
Origami comment
Love someone who isn't a chad.
Frogs and Feels Cafe
>Its Almost 2016 Edition
Since the Frogs and Feels Tavern hasn't been open for a couple of days, and I'm lacking the picture to open it myself, I announce the Frogs and Feels Cafe.
It's essentially the Frogs and Feels Tavern, in a much comfier setting.
We serve drinks of many types, and scones!
And all we ask in return is some feels.
So, what'll it be Anons?
>>25327356
I'm going to make some coffee and turn on my heater in preparation to laugh at your RP bullshit this evening.
Excuse me
>>25327356
I'm too sick to drink, and I have work tomorrow (already took Monday off for muh sickness). I have no idea what I'm doing here. I miss when these threads were fun.
I keep alienating friends, a wasted money on a bass when i might be homeless for half of this month, and I recently learned I have cancer. I tried killing myself before and saw what it did to my family; too big a coward to try again.
A coffee would be nice.
>thin laptop
>very cheap
>>>>>gaming laptop
Fuck that- give me that pc ed has in bebop. I want the firepower but cant drag around a full case. Why has nobody hit that market? Is it part of the iJews fad?
Am I missing something robots? Does my paradise pc already exist?
>>25327318
look into micro-itx cases anon
you'll still need a monitor tho :(
>>25327318
So you want both power, that probably requires decently sized hardware, thinness that comes with the most basic shit that a weak NEET like you can lift, and then it to be so cheap everyone and their third world grandmother can afford? Nigga you probably think Bernie sanders has good economic policies too huh?
>>25327318
http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/working-replica-of-eds-computer-from-cowboy-bebop.858208/