>tfw acne at 22
At least I'm 6'1"inb4 wash your face or retarded tips
>bad hair
>bad BMI
>bad teeth
>bad scars
>good skin but at any given moment damaged by picking facial scabs
>at least I'm 6'2"
>>25329272
Repeatedly smash your face in with a hammer.
Problem solved.
>>25329272
wow 6'1", what a fuckin manlet
Ask a guy who got kicked out of /Uni/ anything
1.) why'd you get kicked out?
2.) what were you going to major in?
3.) who is your husbando/waifu and why are they a shit?
What are you going to do now since you got kicked out?
>>25329182
Who did you rape?
Who /smallarms/ here?
Not me ahaha! I'm the biggest robot around. Hope you guys remember me cause I'm always here, in the shadows. Anyway, I know you guys are reading this, jealous. I used to do wrestling in high school and I'm in the army so I'm naturally a pretty swole guy. My personal trainer was Ronnie Coleman when I was a wrestler and he helped me get these massive biceps and triceps. The chest was over hours of cardio and body fat cutting, with chest exercises on monday. God, feels good to bench 160kg
>>25329086
>>25329086
>>25329086
holy fuck look at this swole fucking god
>>25329086
That guy is ready to smash some normie skulls in
That kid can bench 3 pl8s. damn son
when i was in elementary school i guess i had a really bad lisp. some kids made fun of me for it and a teacher heard, so i ended up in speech therapy for 3 years. im 22 now and for some reason i'm genuinely pissed that they made me change the way i spoke. i want to talk the way that i used to before they changed me
is this a reasonable thing to be mad at or am i just sperging out?
how autistic is it of me to start speaking with a lisp again to try to return to my formative state?
A someone who has a lisp because my speech therapy didn't actually change anything I can honestly say you a sperging out, having a lisp sucks. People still point it out to me at 25 years old as if I didn't already know.
>>25329073
I can understand that. I was born with an underbite and now I'm kind of pissed I don't have it anymore so I can pretend I'm an orc...
>>25329073
Tho you want to talk like thith?
>gay dude in my dorm
>says he wants to have sex on his birthday
>he literally goes on grindr and hooks up with someone within minutes
>he's not even an obscenely attractive dude, 4-5/10
Why are guys so easy, robots?
Yeah but how attractive was the dude he hooked up with? It isn't hard to get fucked by desperate old men.
Also he sounds pretty confident kind of guy to do that in the first place.
>>25328978
Men have a high sex drive around the age 15 to 25. Women don't get a high sex drive until they're 30-40
Male and female sexuality is different. Women want to sell their pussy to the highest bidder. Men need to get off no matter what they're sticking their dick into. So naturally men are "easier" on average.
Anyone else give up on the delusion that 2016 will be better and you will turn your life around? I am done playing mind games with myself, things will always be shit
Killing myself after new years
I'm hoping 2016 will be okay, but I don't have high expectations. I got shit to do and won't off myself unless I'm really deep in shit
What about you friend, anything you want to talk about?
>>25328984
Good luck mate
Im just really exhausted with everything, theres no fight left in me i am truly fed up
>>25329082
I get you.
It's weird how there's so much fuckin taboo around suicide. Like you're not allowed to not like living so much that you want to stop. Idk. Shits weird
I'm gonna miss him, robots
>>25328912
His face thingy always freaked me out
He had the money to get it removed, he should have
He was a degenerate, but it is weird knowing he's dead now.
He was a total normie, but damn I'm sad ;-;
>desperately want a gf
>too lazy to initiate a conversation with girls
Why are girls so boring bros?
>too lazy to initiate a conversation with girls
actually means
>im ugly and have social anxiety
Girls are boring because they're half as smart as men, on average.
>>25328821
Because they're raised to be polite and look pretty. They do not have the passion or heart to pursue any meaningful hobby, thus are incredibly boring.
>>25328878
Oh man, im not really ugly, some girls have told me that Im hot, but I just can't maintain a conversation with them because they are pretty dull
>behave like a shit
>daddy gets angry and hits me
>mommy gets angry at daddy
>mommy protects me from daddy and enables my abhorrent lifestyle
this only works if mommy doesn't know about your abhorrent lifestyle
>>25328909
she doesn't care, I'm her baby boy and she loves me unconditionally
>>25328802
are you a wagecuck tryin' to fool me?
How i can learn to love my face?
I know i'm not attractive, but how can i accept this fact and feel free?
Everytime i look myself in the mirror i remember how much i hate my face.
That's a toughie bro
>>25328726
You go "lol look at my face, I'm such an ugly fucker, but atleast I got my fellow robots on /r9k/ to hang out with", that works for me.
>>25328726
be the phantom of the opera bro
how easy do you think her life must be?
>>25328684
ironically it's probably really shitty
>>25328684
>holding too many things
>need to grab phone of counter
>stuff some shit in between boobs
I'm gonna guess pretty easy.
>>25328717
>when the genetic lottery
>probably really shitty life
you realize girls that look like this can get free stuff all the time in exchange for nothing? and get cushy jobs where all they have to do is look pretty and wear low cut tops?
Anyone here have a brother who's a Chad?
Has he fucked your oneitis or any other girl you liked?
Yes and no because he's still in high school and I'm not a pedophile
>>25328691
So wait...you want to fuck your brother?
>>25328701
>Has he fucked your oneitis or any other girl you liked?
read asshole
So /r9k/, are you dating material?
>>25328298
that pic is both hysterical and immensely depressing at the same time.
I wish I was gay.
>>25328298
>he must adhere strictly to make gender roles
>if he suggests in the slightest that you should follow female gender roles, kick him to the curb
Man I fucking hate the tumblr social justice crowd
>>25328298
white guys are ideal bros.
Dear /robots/, please fucking kill yourself. You're the equivalent of a feminist, you're both equally fucking stupid to us normies. Both men and women suck, but we gotta see past that if you want a girlfriend. See what faults you can tolerate, and pray she could tolerate your autismo.
Both you faggots and femenist should take that advice
>>25328278
> us normies
> is on r9k
Kek.
This bait could use some work.
Also
>using "autismo"
Big giveaway.
Could you bait any harder?
How do I get a larger penis without jelqing?
I'm 5 x 5.5 btw
>>25328227
Yes. How big are you looking to get?
Fair warning though, there WILL be discoloration. There is no way around it.
>>25328274
6 inches this comment is original
>>25326664
Normal>>25328274
That want even a yes or no question retard