>there are people right now that don't know what anime is
>tfw will never be one of them
How is Konata so cute senpai?
>>25294677
Anime is for degenerates, repent now and save yourself from eternal damnation.
Yes, this goblin? Yes? Hello? Is anyone there? Hello? Hi? Robot? Bypass to find goblin? Yes? Hello? Can you goblin? Goblin who? Ashley Robin? No. Ashley Lobin? No. Ashley Goblin? Yes?
CANICHANGEMINDS11!!????+++?+
Youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2afHezxdQzTosKGa2v6VUw/videos
Mega:
https://mega.nz/#F!okkBxYYC!GRYpyTqdRiE8-jTH458frQ
what is this? will you help me? halp
My cuckolding girlfriend.
psykicpollution
WATCH OUT LIL BITCH
YOU GETTIN' MAD
I'M GETTING RICH
YOU GETTIN' MAD
I'M GETTING RICH
That photo is seriously terrifying
Please someone explain me this
please people, I need to know
Come inside this thread and greentext something from your childhood. It can be a bad memory, or a good one, as long as it is memorable and makes for a good greentext. I'm particularly interested in stories from school, such as stories of bullying or nasty/epic teachers.
>>25294545
You would like le funny greentex story, wouldn't you redditor?
>>25294545
>1st or 2nd grade
>lunch time
>like 20 kids per table, they were long tables
>start saying "look under the table" as if they were gonna show you something
>convince friend to show something under table
>me + him both flashed the rest of the kids.
blah blah blah
>have few childhood memories left, must've repressed most of them.
>dad tells me we went to the principle at some point but I don't remember.
>always like the clothing racks at department stores
>would crawl into them and just chill out in the dark
>one day doing so
>old Mexican lady opens rack to see me standing there
>smile and wave because I'm a 5 year old
>she swings her bag backward to gain momentum and then slams it into my face
>to surprised to react
>she...
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I went outside for the first time in 4 years.
Everyone is so short
>>25294454
are you really a koala?
I also saw a lot of manlets with gf's what gives. Is manletism just a me-me
>>25294489
Their women don't love them. They just took them because they couldn't get anyone better at the moment. Just look at divorce rates or any poll given to women ever.
>6'2
>White
>Not poor
>Not ugly
>7' dick
>4 plates squat / 250 Sinclair in Olympic Weightlifting
>Mid 20s virgin with terrible self-esteem
EVERYBODY BE HAPPY
ITS TIME FOR MY HELIUM PARTY
I remember being homeless in my early 20s and this woman let me live at her house as long as I lived as her slave. Over time our relationship had progressed to the point where we were both equals, but whenever we had sex I knew my place. She would always be in charge. She left me two years ago and she still is.
>>25294571
How did that even happen stop muting me?
IT WAS ALL A M E M E,
I USED TO READ JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP! MAGAZINE,
WOJAK-N-PEPE AND /R9K/ UP IN THE LIMOUSINE,
POSTING SCREENSHOTS OF MY WALL,
EVERY SATURDAY PANIC ATTACK, CRY AND CURL UP IN A BALL
>I let mypissjugs rock 'til the top pop
>Smokin' weed and vape-pens, sippin' on rolling rock
>Way back, when I had the triple black samurai jack
>t-shirt With the fedora to match
I'm so tired of dealing with people, even my family.
>>25294376
So you come here to deal with robots...?
i fucked up.
i thought i could make it. I thought it was just a phase that i had finished.
i thought i was happy now. i thought i would never drink alcohol again. i thought i would never eat meat again. i thought i was straight. i thought i was a nondegenerate MAN.
i am fucking shit!
i ate meat, and fapped to cute boys and listened to stuntrock and watched k-pop videos and i am fucking drunks af right n ow.
everything seemed to go so well but im not sure anymore.
im a coward outcast as ive allways been and all efforts of leaving that behind will fail
i...
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>>25294162
It's alright bro, you don't have to impress anyone or live up to whatever bullshit standards you think society holds you to. Just do what makes you happy, if that's getting drunk and eating meat sometimes, that's fine too. Doesn't make you any less of a man.
I only have gallon water bottles now, so I pee in sealable plastic bags, and double bag the piss.
Good, now once you have a large collection take them up to the top of a tall building and drop them down on people and cars.
Then while you're up there, kill yourself you fucking faggot.
>>25294141
Use the gallon water bottles
bags are going to leak
>>25294141
I need to see a demonstration of this opie
>All of my problems can be gone by pulling of a trigger
I agree. It's comforting knowing that you can end your life if it gets too difficult.
Outside of our genitals & appearance, men and women are the same.
I don't agree that we are the same
*smokes vaporiser*
but we certainly deserve the same rights
>>25293999
You don't smoke a vaporizer nigga. Nice trips though.
How do I find horny girls on Kik? Any easy tags on omegle?
All the good ways are pretty much gone t.bh
>can't search the #kik #kikme on instagram anymore
>omegle is filled with guys
>app that you could post your kik name on and teen sluts would add you doesn't work anymore
sad days f.am
I have an online gf but I'm not a normie
normies dont have online gf's mate
"she" is probably a dude
you gf is a 45+ yr old trucker with a super-sized dildo and/or buttplug up his ass.
You have to fuck her ASAP to prove to yourself that you have a girlfriend.