So has anyone had any luck with hooking up with older women on tinder?
I'm 21, and changed my age settings last night. Since young girls here don't want me and only want chad i want to try my luck with older women (30-50).
I look average, ride a motorcycle, and have always had a older women feitsh.
>>25297947
>he rides a motorcycle!
I've had some decent luck with girls my age on Tinder, and then for fun (and hotness) I bumped up the age. For some reason though, I keep feeling like women in their late 20s - 30s and up should be more together than needing a hookup on an app. I've been matched with a few cute girls, but I can never help but think "what's up with you that you're on a hookup app at this age with this low an age range?" It's a suspicion I rarely have with younger girls. I dunno, I'm probably being judgmental without reason.
Sorry, older ladies. My...
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>>25298062
w-whats so funny about that?
How much do anons like wiener sausages?
>>25297939
it's wurst you retard
>>25297939
I like mine in your mommy's mouth
Any alimony cucks on this board?
a guy i worked with had to sleep in his car because all of his paycheck went to his ex wife.
he said it was better than being in jail
lol keks
>getting married if you're not religious
Fucking why?
>tfw no completely average bf
Post guys that you consider average.
Would you rather an extremely hot bf/gf or someone more average?
>>25331527
>wants average bf, posts guy with above average cock and body
Gtfo roastie.
>>25331527
Man, hairy guys are fucking disgusting.
>>25331749
That's above average?
Looks like me except he shaved his pubes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kTWznU7FIV
>>25297873
Wow
WOw
Wow
This changed my life
>be me
>be an awkward faggot who can't talk to girls for shit
>hang out with qt friend
>haven't seen her in forever cause we are both military
>having "good time"
>trying to make moves, can't cause of autism
>go blunt route, ask if she is into me
>she says on a scale of 1 to 10 I'm a 4.7Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>fagbook image
Dang she's not the kind to be sensitive to people's feelings is she lol. Find someone nicer and less superficial.
>>25331506
Should have followed up with "we gonna smash or naw?" Fucking pussy
They knew their relationship had to end sooner rather than later, for anon to even sleep with a black woman was beyond the pale, but he wanted to spend one last night with her before they both left to seek suitable partners for themselves. He knew he had to find a white woman to raise a family with, but this just felt so natural, he had never felt so at ease. They had been so careful before, but they wanted to feel each other naturally for one night so that night he was to pull out.
When he pulled her underwear down, the sight of her inviting ebony ass made him more aroused than he had ever been at the peak of adolescence. As he penetrated her his mind began to feel with guilt over the pleasure he derived from her, he was making love to black woman, and with more passion than he had ever had before. The intimacy they shared that time could not be more intense. They felt so at ease with each other, the connection they shared was undeniable. They wanted to be one.
As they were about to reach climax this became ever more clear to them, they wanted to unite as one. She didn't want him to stop and neither did he. They knew it was wrong in their head but it felt so perfect in their hearts. They locked eyes and the world stood still for a second, then he released. He screamed with pleasure as his seed shot with such force inside of her. She wanted him to become a part of her, at so it was. As they relaxed, they embraced and drifted off to sleep in each others arms, having been united as one.
the dream is real. ITS REAL
>>25297883
What dream is real anon?
>see normies having celebrations/parties
>see normies getting in relationships
>see normies starting a family
>want to feel these feels
>you can only get these things by being a normie
>don't want to become a normie myself
wat do family-tachi?
>>25297679
become imposter fake pretender normie
>>25297679
Celebrations and parties are only fun if you attend them, not if you host them.
Relationships are shit unless you find some dream girl with great personality who would never cheat on you and would understand you.
Having a roastie gf is nothing but trouble, you have to put up with all her bullshit when angry, she'll expect expensive gifts and shit...it's just not worth it man.
Starting a famiily is the same, doing that with a rostie is the worst possible idea. Have fun getting cucked while...
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>want to be in a relationship with a 17yo disney actress
Wonder, are there any NEETs on here from Australia on the bux? Wondering what your standard of living is and whether you live alone.
Ex-NEET in Australia here. I lived, actually I still live, at home. Standard of living? Australia is pretty good. Even the poorest people seem to have enough to buy themselves food and alcohol.
>>25331401
Hm. Interesting. Just doing fact checking, as I'm on shaky mental grounds and have attempted (and failed) three different jobs on day one. Just trying to calm my anxiety that, if I do end up on the bux, it won't be hunger or near homelessness. Plus net would be good to maintain.
>>25331311
My mum pays for everything
Living the life desu... the NEET life
Is there a secret club where people abduct normies? Like when they abduct them they place them tied up in a basement. And then the kidnappers open up admission for people to pay money to beat the shit out the normie. Does this exist?
pssssh n-n-no, w-w what are you talking about?
>>25297661
Yeah, you're right. Nothing like that could ever exist.I want in
>>25297638
It should
What do you think of him?
its shit blox original comment
Needs to die.
dfgdfgsdfg
the robot a cute
CUTE
Hey robots,
For the first time in my life I appear to be having girl problems. I'm sort of a quasi-normie desu, I've learned how to keep my extensive autism to myself as time has gone on though I have been known to have autistic moments. There are three girls that I have to deal with, I have absolutely no idea how to handle this situation so any advice would be much appreciated.
Here are the 3 girls that I have to worry about:
1. My own crush, she used to be a oneitis before everything else started happening. I've texted her a bit but haven't...
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pls help me out here
>coming to r9k and expecting anyone to be able to help with this
>I'm better off when I'm alone.that's real life
im that nigga talkin bout fukin bitches poopin pills, kek. i love that guy
I feel bad about seeing dead threads, it's like seeing a leper being left out by other lepers who do nothing but throw bits of themselfs at each other.
weeknd is a dirty normie poser
i bet he posts rare pepes on reddit on his downtime
>In Late 20's
>Introduced to 31y/o woman
>She's cute, seems very interested in me
>Good friends with my parents
>Wants to go out
>Ignore her "hints" as best i can
>Friends calling me gay, telling me my mind has been "poisoned" by "that chan site you read"
>"All that beta bux, beta...
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Why the fuck would you let your family and friends know you browse r9k?
>>25297761
friends know, because some of them browse it too (you know this site gets billions of hits, right?)
family doesn't, but they've asked me why i dont settle down with le single mother :^), so they know my mentality
Why was i born this way
>>25297573
Pepe's too small
having penis is great, but there's a catch - a constant need to penis inside pussy and ejaculate.
>>25297573
Consider yourself lucky.
Many animals, like chicken I think, and birds, have a same tube for poop and baby/sex, the cloaca.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca