>work at a Pretzel Parlor in a mall
>only offer free samples to those doing the virgin walk
virgin walk?
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>he has the virgin scowl
>>29727017
aka the Autistic Gait
Anons of the blue countries,what do you think?is my theory correct?
pic very related
>Mexico
>Ugly
No
>All women are evil
>Give up now and don't try goy
>Don't have kids
>Join MGTOW or you're a cuckold
>>29726894
Not having a head is pretty ugly
>tfw I steal another cute robot virginity with my estrogenized bp.
There's nothing better than making a robot blush while I'm stealing his mana and taking him away from the wizardhood path.
Becoming a girl was the best decision of my life, I can never get enough of that feeling.
This didn't happen. Fuck you.
>>29726710
That's good for you Anon
>>29726710
Nobody like this exists
And even if a trap succubus did exist it would be fucking disgusting, and the asshole would be all out of shape and disgusting
I know this is the worst board on 4chan to ask this, but I'm asking it here anyway because I used to be one of you...I decided that I'm going to propose to my gf of 3 years (my first gf)...I already bought the ring, now I just need to pop the question. Any proposal ideas?
pic unrelatedshe was a virgin :DD
inb4 ree
Why is that misogynist bigot trying to enslave that poor girl to a life of humiliating servitude?
>>29726580
>Hide ring in cake
>She takes the slice with the ring in it
>Watch her choke on it
>"anon *cough* w-what did you *cough* put in this?"
>"y-you too"
>>29726610
He's just trying to save her, bro.
>Every girl you ever met/talked to has had their pussy creampied by now
>You're still a turbo-virgin
Nobody undderstand this existential feel?
>>29726818
FUCK IT'S NOT FAIR
All I want is a qt virgin who isn't chad's leftovers. It's only been a year since I graduated high school and 90-something percent of the sweet girls I knew are all used goods.
>>29726556
I've actually had sex multiple times. It is pretty good. But nothing compared to taking a girls virginity. It feels so good knowing she was pure, and I took that away. Everyone else will who fucks her will forever be a cuck.
Why did feminism have to destroy this?
It didn't. You can still have that. Just find a lady willing.
>tfw grew up in and currently have nuclear family
>we even all pack up and have dinner with grandma each Sunday
Traditionalism is comfy as fuck.
Because 99% percent of Feminists cannot form one because of looks/retardation/whatever and if they can't have it, no one can.
Theoretically, how does one become rich?
Hard mode: no gay posts like "inheritance or life insurance suicide."
>>29726498
Be ambitious and intelligent to get a decent amount of cash, you wont get rich rich without generations of ambition and intelligence unless your a criminal
>>29726516
>Criminal
If I've learned anything in life it's that life is a game, and you can win by cheating if you don't get caught.
>>29726498
Have a steady source of income, the higher the better. Be frugal so that you can invest in assets that appreciate in value faster than money in a savings account. Be ambitious about increasing your steady revenue source as well as seizing opportunities for windfalls. Keep your eyes and ears open for new opportunities to make money.
Typical weetard robot shit thread:
Does anyone else find this dating shit to be absolutely overwhelming/confusing/frustrating and just finds other shit to be more welcoming.
Like I'd rather go through Pararescue indoc ten times in a row than participate in this "BE ALPHA BUT SHOW VULNERABILITY AND BE CONFIDENT BUT NOT DOMINEERING AND WANT IT BUT DON'T BE NEEDY"
If you have to "try" to be any of that you're going to fail.
Be direct, and know that you're going to be fine if it doesn't work out. And I don't mean attempt to show the other person that you're fine. Literally should not care if your fail or something. If you cant do that you're fucked.
When you're 50 and the only thing that matters in your life, and the only thing your peers care about, is how much money you make, and both your parents are dead, and you're ugly and weak, you won't care what a 22 year old model thinks about your social game.
If you want to get gud at talking to females, just practice. If you're not 5'4", deformed, or have serious mental issues, it's not incredibly difficult to figure out. #1 goal in life is to have enough money to live gud.
Lmao dude I completely agree OP, I'd rather go through military boot camp for years than go out to nightclubs and go on dates
dear friends,
i'm a stay at home nerd for the past 28 years.
i invested in imaginary internet money and bought a new PC with top of the line everything and now I want to buy a HTC Vive
problem: my room doesn't have the recommended amount of space
possible solution: move out and get an apartment (I can afford it kinda)
problem: I don't know if I can manage to live alone
>>29726463
Where are you from anon? Maybe we can live together.
I like gaming too but I also have some other hobbies if you're ok with that
>>29726533
thanks i dont do social occasions
>>29726533
You don't have to like what I do anon, just pay for my ps4 games and let me fuck your boipussy
Is it a bad idea to have vidya music for your funeral?Not that anyone would come
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvgKQMWf3sU
What music would /r9k/ want played at their funeral?
what do you care? you'll be dead
>>29726451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
dead oregano
>>29726451
Hey,THATS PRETTY GUUUUUUUD also i am a robot
What are all you normies doing today? I'm reliving good memories and racing fags online
10/10 thread great job lad
>>29727657
don't forget to upboat me friend xdd
watching drive
fuck feel music doe
what's it like to have no friends? i've only spent one year completely friendless and it was hell, how do you deal with this at an adult age without going insane?
>>29726417
You basically just end up losing your mind fairly slowly
>one year
Fucking casual.
>without going insane?
You do and it's not that bad. Cute chinese cartoons alleviate the suffering greatly. When that doesn't work you turn to drugs and when that stops working then probably suicide since you'll be old and start getting sick by then.
You either go literally insane or you slowly lose more and more of your humanity to cope. Eventually you end up as a soulless husk that barely feels anything at all.
On the bright side being without friends for an extended period makes you a stronger person in general, but its not worth the cost.
anyone else here no longer enjoy listening to music?
even if i am drunk or drugged i cant get a 'feel' for it like i could a few years back.
>>29726407
I mean are you still listening to the same old songs from forever ago? That might be it.
The internet nearly ruined music for me. In the late 90s you could just buy an overpriced CD with your hard-earned lawn-mowing money based on the cover alone, take it home, lay on your bed next to your stereo with some earphones and just take it all in and do nothing else except for maybe reading the lyrics out of the linear notes. That CD would sound like magic and retain that magic sound for years.
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stop listening to popular music, there's more music than the garbage that came with the 20th century.
>>29726626
>the garbage that came with the 20th century.
Surely you mean 21st century.
If you have a big dick post it. Dicklets need not apply unless for humiliation
>measuring from your leg and not with ruler directly on top
>>29726329
>asking for dicks
gay.
>not realizing you have a small dick
gayer
Subtracting the inch you pushed it into your fat pad.
What would you like to change your name to if you could?
Bonus points for unique/special snowflake names.
>>29726316
I probably wouldn't. Not without getting a reincarnation with character creator chance.
>>29726360
we all wish that, man
oreganolio
>>29726316
Alexander it's a really neat name.
bonuspoints for it beeing a historical name too