Time for your prostate check onii-chan~
I don't believe for a second that either of you are qualified to perform such a procedure.
>born in hunter society
>go hunting with your bros everyday
>have fun killing wild animals like a game
>come home and fuck a random female from the tribe
>spend all day talking to your tribe mates around the fire
>sing and dance the night away in joy
>born in modern day society
>live in iron cages everyday to slave away...
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>>25308537
>posted from iPhone
>>25308537
You forgot:
>die because of a broken leg
Will you become self sufficient in 2016 and get a job /r9k/?
>>25308362
neet till i die
Already work two jobs, senpai.
>>25308567
Is one of them 4chan
THE VERY WORST PART OF YOU
IS MEEEEEEEE
YOU'RE MEMING TOO HARD
STOP BEFORE THE SITE CRASHES
IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO RUNNNNNNN
CRAWLING IN MY MEMES
SO SEND THE PAIN BELOW (much like suffocating)
MUCH LIKE SUFFOCATING
Speaking of pain below I shaved my ass the wrong way a bit ago, down to the skin, and now whenever I take a shit it feels like I just shat our hot coals. I have just recovered from the last bout with this terrible raging beast inside me. Luckily walking around and doing normal things isn't painful anymore, but god damn.
Is anyone else in awe at how well pic related applies to life in general? Why is the earth such a teenage girl?
GET OUT TUMBLRFAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25308202
>Is anyone else in awe at how well pic related applies to life in general
It only applies to the life of a cuck who can't enforce his boundaries.
Dealing with shitty people and their unreasonable bullshit is a choice you make every time you let them get away with it.
>tfw got a date on Friday night
Going to make it as normie
>>25308021
Try not to be too depressed when they inevitably cancel.
>>25308021
How did you and the other person meet? Storytime requested.
Are Asian women superior to White women?
>>25307996
low bar tbqh
>>25307996
Yes. At they are better emotionally, mentally and physically. Although they are shorter.
Cool thread OP.
>>25307996
just a reminder that racebait threads belong on /pol/ and /b/
who else /livealone/ here?
>live in 880 sqft apartment alone
>it has full sized washer and dryer hook ups but too poor for the appliances
>too autistic/anxious to go to the complex washers
>been wearing the same unwashed clothes since i moved in late august
>no one i have to impress or stay clean for
>after two weeks to a month my kitchen/bedroom turn into a filthy hellscape of water...
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>>25307971
With hygiene like that, can you blame them? Sort it out, kitten
Why do normies act like female sexuality is some kind of mystery?
The only "mystery" here is that no one can seem to keep their fucking story straight about whether or not looks matter.
Protip: They do.
The first step is "be attractive". Everything else after that is bullshit.
Makes normies feel better about themselves and deludes females into thinking they have some kind of superpower over men.
And countless amounts of white knights bought into the illusion hook, line and sinker.
B00BlES
3oo3ies
How do I get onto facebook (without actually making a profile) and start looking up people?
Ive never had one so I dont know how it works, also I dont actually want a profile, I just want to look at peoples shit.
So make a fake profile retard
>>25307689
This
I just really did it like 5 minutes ago
Made my name "orthidoxinal felpheres" or some shit like that
Looked at some hot 16 yr old girl
Fapped
Deleted the tab
My job's complete and I'll never use that profile again
>>25307689
But what about people who have private friends only accounts? Don't most people do it that way?
Guys, my girlfriend told me that she wanted to bite someone's dick off someday. The fuck do I do?
Do not receive blow job. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
Being in the presence of black people, seeing them in my vision and on television and hearing them open their mouths, permanently ruined my life.
...and WHY would we give 2 shits?
>>25307463
Because its relatable, and trips.
Its true though, why are niggers so depressing?
>walk into iHop
>every single person there is non-white
>see them mistreating the waitress
>probably left shit for a tip
Fuck blacks.
Any Neets live in the ghetto alone? How do you cope?
>>25307434
The ghetto is a meme. All of the violence is gang on gang. Only time people die is when they're caught in the crossfire.
source: broke faggot living in the ghetto
>>25307543
This.
There's a mix of black and mexican people where I live. Shootings that happen over where I live are usually cases where they both knew each other. Robberies do happen over here but it's usually towards new people who are moving in.