>tfw have a crush on a girl who's almost 7 years older than me
Even if I'll manage to get my hands on her she will always like shit.
>>25323110
age like shit*
my bad
>tfw crushing on a boy that's half your age and you're not even gay
>>25323136
>crushing on a boy
>not gay
GIRLS CAN'T BE ROBOTS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT
its fed ran irc they deny anything that doesnt agree with thier shit moderators acting like a bunch of tyrants and perma banning anyone who doesnt agree with them not asking for shit i just want people to know the anonops irc is ran by the fuckin fed go in thier chats and see how they try doxing
bump fuckin bump
lol you think these fags know anon ops lol
I use the bank to pay for a $200,000 house at 3% even though I know I can't pay for the house. So I live there as long as I can. Then I rack up legal fees, while extending my stay, for both myself and the bank; driving myself further into debt. The bank eventually wins and sell the house at auction for $50,000. They just lost $150,000 plus legal and auction fees because FUCK THEM I'M AMERICAN!!! Now I'm homeless, can't eat and am still in all kinds of debt. I file for bankruptcy and get it. I'm doin the Trump Plaza Shuffle!!! Now I'm still fucked...
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>>25323034
i've actually never seen this pasta before....
it's quite good.
8.7/10.
is there anyone out there who likes this show?
in all my years of knowing this podcast I've yet to meet anyone who likes this, I've even failed at getting people into it.
it's basically a podcast made by 3 pieces of shits with comedian guests or some other random guest, and they shoot the shit for around 2 or 3 hours.
in the latest episode with Bobby Kelly they literally had a guy call in, jerk off, and cum on cam for free merch, it's great.
there has to be at least one of you worthless pieces of shit who likes this.they do...
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>>25322969
by the way, the ones on youtube are censored so it really is best to just download them illegally.
I guess this is what it feels like to be a Chad
>>25322909
Or that.
pic
Why do people act so differently towards others while around different groups of people?
1 on 1 I get along great with my group of "friends", yet any time theres more than one of them I might as well not even be in the room or they just treat me like a bag of dicks for no reason.
What drives people to do this?
Because normies need to conform to their pack so that they aren't excluded.
>>25322826
Because social hierarchies are a thing and no one wants to be at the bottom.
You're just below the social pyramid.
You exist as something to look down on, so that people feel superior.
It's just that you don't have someone to look down upon.
How close are you to the peak anon? Remember, 30-40 years is the easiest time of your life to get laid.
Not at all close
How much 18 year old prime teen pussy can I expect as a 25 year old?
A beta male can become "alpha" as his confidence and value rises with age. Being beta is not a hopeless, permanent thing. If you have a 5/10 face and average height, you can be either beta or alpha, it's about your personality, which can change over time. Ugly manlets are obviously pretty screwed.
rant about stupid shit
>Working new job
>Had to take a trip to the hospital
>Put on some strong medication
>Have to deal with work + withdrawl from said medicine
>Niggers making jokes while I'm tweaking out
>Hot and cold flashes, nausea, loss of balance
>No plans for new year's
>Can't go to chipotle because they had another E.Coli outbreak
i just fuckin ate but im hungry as fuck again reeeeeeee
Why the fuck do you have to keep posting frogs
Why
I fantasize about girls from back in my HS days and college girls getting together with me and several other attractive young men and having a crazy fucking orgy.
Dicks being sucked, girls riding massive cocks, clits being furiously rubbed. Moaning, lord lord lord sweet loud moaning.
And so much cum and pussy juice everywhere
Why can't this be reality.
>>25322787
>Why can't this be reality.
It can. Man the fuck up and get some courage you coward.
Greeting fellow robots.
Next week I turn 30 and over the Christmas holidays my father took the time to have a 'chat' with me about my future.
I work full time, have my own car, own place and a few good friends.
I have never had a girlfriend however. I'm not a virgin (inb4 normie get out) but i've only had sex 7 times. Only twice with the same woman. Over the course of my life i've loved three women, each of them friendzoned me and run off with chad.
My father thinks I should "stop messing around" and settle down...
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A man's wall is like 60 but even then if you have money it's no problem
Your kids will be all fucked up from your old sperm though
women age like milk
men age like wine
If you havent been able to find a woman who likes you for who you are, you will have to sift through a swamp of manipulative gold diggers.
Is the risk worth the 'gain'?
I'm hoping to meet a younger woman just so I can experience some of her prime years.
Women in their thirties look kinda tired.
MFW you realize that the reason women have to change their last name and not men is because woman want to make it harder for previous men that have fucked them to contact their husband and tell him what a whore she was. New name = harder to locate
it's these kinds of delusions why you're all virgins fantasizing about your non existent girlfriend cheating on you
>>25322880
It's a funny meme, fuckin dumbass. We like to joke around too.
After harassing every business in town I finally got hired as a dishwasher at an Indian restaurant.
What should I expect?
The life of a wage slave.
breddy good , i used to jam my headphones in and scrub the pots until my shift ended, nobody would bother me and sometimes I got free food
Don't even need to dress well since you're in the back, decent job it was
>>25322698
poo not in the loo
>new part of the world is discovered
>missionaries go there before anyone else to convert the savage natives
Why do they do this? And it wouldn't it have been more important to confiscate their lands or put them to work? Or is this a way of integrating them into European culture?
I guess they genuinely believed in spreading what they thought were good morals.
>euroshit culture
That's a meme. /his/ --->
They considered it their christian duty to their fellow man.
Not everyone is a conniving Machiavellian cynic. Some people are actuated by lofty ideals like service to God.
Hello robots,
How do I approach a robot? I'm repulsive and you guys are desperate for any female.
>>25322653
"Hi, I think you're really cute and sweet, would you like to go out sometime?"
>>25322653
"ey bb do u want sum fukke?"
If you're not a fat bitch I might be down.
Who /bath/ master race here?
>let me wash in my own filth
>>25322619
>shitty house was built in the 1960s
>bath was built for manlet
>can't stretch my legs out
>can't even get my back & shoulder wet unless I rest my feet on the walls
>toilet is like 2 inches away from the tub too so piss is always splashing into it
>on top of that, my mom always empties dirty buckets of water into...
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>>25322668
>not taking a quick rinse in the shower before getting in
Ignorance at its finest