Sup, robots! I've just finished playing Saya No Uta visual novel. This shit was completely insane yet epic. I am going fucking nuts right now. I finished about 10 minutes ago but still sweaty and dizzy. Heart is racing. Fells like gonna faint any moment. my mental health is broken. I have no one to text or call . No one but r9k. I feel scared and dont wanna go to bed even it's 2am in my country. Robots please help me to deal with it. I start crying ang press the post button.
Cool premise, but it wasn't something you should really be shaking and crying over. Definitely left me thinking though.
>>29728393
i liked that vn too, have you tried kara no shoujo or corpse party?
>>29728448
Man I was just like a guy who wass supposed to watch boku no pico. but this thig was randomly picked up by me from random vn website. I havent tried anything you mentioned. I didn't realyy expect such effect. Please just cal me down guys.
How does a straight guy go about getting a short haired butch gf who likes roughhousing and other boy stuff?
>>29728361
By looking like Chad
you are asking a board that can't get ANY girls attention whatsoever on instructions how to woo every specific type of girl. You realize how dumb you look right?
might be easier to just find one with a penis
>be white colombian (my dad is argentinian, therefore i'm fair skinned with light eyes)
>american girl comes to our college, and starts attending some of the courses i am, and suddenly shes introduced into our group of friends.
>she's very shy and speaks broken spanish, still she can keep a conversation in our idiom.
>we're the only two white people in that class (the rest are either mestizos or blacks), so i expect to fit in with her a lot,...
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>>29728339
Man, who cares. Just be happy you're not some negrito comun.
>white Colombian
Please
No self respecting American girl wants your pathetic, oversensitive ass. Better a nigger than some girly little bitch boy like you.
Women ruin everything.
If she didn't show up they wouldn't have said shit
Do any of you also see life as a game of luck?
It seems like almost every aspect of your life is determined by luck, kind of makes you want to kill yourself.
>>29728330
>He didn't put at least 8 points in LCK
don't let me die.
oregano
>>29728330
luck with a bit of skill. what you lack in luck make up for by working hard
>shave so hard and close that I bleed often.
>fap so hard and dry that I bleed often.
>poop so hard and wipe even harder that I bleed often.
>dig out boogers so hard with my nails that I bleed often.
Who else /living like a man with nothing to lose/?
dude relax
(original) penis
>>29728322
heh, you're pretty hardcore, kid, but I've seen better.
*unsheathes katana with thumb*
*lounges at you*
>>29728322
>shave so hard and close that I bleed often
amateur. If you are good at shaving then no matter how closely you shave you won't cut yourself. There is no way to cut yourself unless you are a fucking retard
Sleeping with these guys tonight.
Anyone else here have some?
What? I can't be the only one...
>>29728256
Get a waifu body pillow like a real man, normie.
I have stuffies but I don't sleep with them. Maybe because I move around too much.
>>29728256
I wanna destroy your stuffed animals anon. I wanna rip them apart and burn their cotton insides. I wanna douse them in gasoline and watch them go up in flames. I'm gonna tear off the head of the ugly ass toy bear on the left, then I'm gonna rip a new asshole into the chink squirrel and shove it in there. I wanna watch your face as these dumb ass toys are destroyed. I am going to be so happy watching you cry as your little sleepy time friends are maimed and killed
>there is no such thing as free energy
>Free energy is real if we believe.
>your theory isn't accepted in macademia
>>29728231
>no shit, faggot
Elliot Haters should be held in concentration camps and slowly starved to death
>>29728167
Truer words have never been spoken.praise st elliot
>>29728167
rare elliot detected gg anon.
what keeps on amazing me is that a guy so sensitive to nature's beauty can be so cruel at the same time. Like the nazi gassing jews during his day job, and cries to beautiful classial music at night.
>>29728167
They should also be made unable to have children, or better yet, sex.
>think about going outside
>remember how ugly I am
>Stay inside
>>29728153
just be yourself anon
oreginalo comento
>>29728174
Myself is a very ugly person
>think about how ugly I am
>remember I am also boring and stupid
How to fix r9k:
>make it completely asexual
Anything related to sex gets deleted, anyone subtly or not subtly making their gender known gets banned.
All you guys do is complain about females, then shower them attention like the beta orbiter fags you are when they show up (see: that thread with the timestamp whore the other day).
You guys are actually literally the reason cancerous roastie culture is a thing, and then you spend the entire day complaining about it.
>>29728139
And also, while we're at it, fuck survey threads.
Almost everyone just posts their own answer and then leaves. The only way to get some (You)s is to post some outrageous bait (or mention that you're female, same thing I guess).
you would pretty much have wizchan and there would be two posts an hour. then again half of posts on wizchan are about being a virgin or something so only one post an hour.
and really mate you should just go somewhere that doesn't focus on shit like here. I stopped going to /r9k/ and instead go to /vg/ and such and I feel much better. only come here for wageslave threads now.
I am writing with this girl but I never know what I should write to her. Can you give me some advice?
Bitches love philosophy.
1. go to /pol/
2. copy comments
3. send them to her
4. ???
5. profit
>>29728195
I don't think that will work
>tfw actually like fireworks unlike the other /r9k/ losers
>tfw its raining and thundering
>>29728075
Think of it like nature's fireworks.
>>29728075
rain and thunder > fireworks
fireworks are obnoxious
>>29728075
Shove one in your ass and light it off for ultimate pleasure
Why does every girl loves this movie, brobots?
I wish i was Nicholas Sparks. Mediocre writter, filthy rich, has all the pussy he wants.
Because Chad plays the main character.
I garuntee you if the main characters weren't Chad as Stacey this movie wouldn't have a third of the following that it does now
>>29728277
i hate ryan gosling / think he actually looks super beta
but his actions + the story are chad 101
the ultimate love story <3 aside from romeo and juliet
>go on fit to ask if my weight lose idea is good
>they meme me with "go to the gym lmao"
fuckin faggots what am i suposed to do there? fuckin do something for 5 minutes because i dont even know how much i can stay there
fuckin normies i swear to god
>>>/fit/37802513
>>29728028
fellow fatbot here
hit the pool for the summer and go hiking in autumn. Don't fall for the lift weights meme, testosterone does nothing if you're already an ugly fuck.
you gotta do cardio dumbo, and lots of it
i recommend an elliptical so your fat ass doesn't ravage your joints more than it already has
>>29728028
telling you to go to the gym and lift isnt a meme its just the only correct advice to give you so it comes off like a meme get your head off thinking everything is a meme
What the fuck is wrong with velcro shoes?
Aren't we supposed to WANT to make our lives easier?
>>29727985
>Velcro
I just wear slippers everywhere, nobody notices.
We could also wear jumpsuits and eat food pellets.
>>29727985
They're autism-tier shoes.
t. permaNEET who only owns velcros