What's the most attractive thing that the opposite sex (or same sex) can do that they have control over for you?
Example: can't say have big tits unless you expect them to get a boob job
Example: good hygiene
Example: punctuality
>>25338368
Being this white and cute.
>>25338405
Way to blow it in the first reply anon
Hairstyle? But hairstyle depends on hair color to look good to me.
The color of this pen is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25338243
EEEEOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYAALLLLLLLLL BLUUUUUUUUE
Is it better to masturbate every day or twice every other day?
>>25338314
Pla respond, anons
Twice a day.
>>25338314
twice an hour
Why hasn't Taylor been BLACKED yet.
>>25338134
She has. how big are these bulls? taytay is like 5'10''
>>25339495
Carmelo is 6'8 and Amare 6'10, that's my team but they're terrible
>>25339495
Those aren't bulls dumbass, it even says new york on their shirts not Chicago
>have a wife
>have kids
>both are female
Daughter is better than son. But one day daughter will lose innocence. No kids is best. Or try to make daughter lesbian.
My dad just bought a Ferrari 458.
Should I drive it and try and get hot Staceys or will it always fail since it's my dads?
>>25338083
i'd rather party with those rich arabs desu
>>25338083
>Nice car, Anon.
>Y-you too.
>VRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>25338138
So if I drive it will I just look like a faggot or do Staceys operate by seeing money and instantly getting horny?
anyone else really bad at video games here?
I can't even be good at being a fucking robot neckbeard, it sucks.
The moment i try to play any multiplayer game i just get so fucking mad because i keep getting killed and rage quit
I put down Dark Souls after 10 minutes, never picked it up again. It was like a bad dream.
Anyone else know my feels?
>>25338265
Try something other.
>10 minutes
No wonder you suck dick, learning stuff takes some time.
i wanna play games all day but i have a shit attention span and doccy wont give me adderal so i just shitpost /r9k/ all day, my average time per thread is like 45 seconds its sad
>he ever uses the word "douce"
>he has a very long greeting or goodbye
>he never challenges authority or other people, but always complains about it/them afterwards
>he wears blank t-shirts, goes for chinos over jeans, and (god forbid) wears checkered shirts
Any other white(knight) flags for men?
>>25338190
you get triggered by douche?
>>25338267
better change up your vocabulary my famm
>>25338190
>checkered shirts
I wear plaid shirts with stuff like this? I've never been criticised for it
Please post in my thread it'd make me happy
fuck off, faggot.
>you're welcome
>>25338075
pretty smug thread you got here op
carry on
>>25338075
>Hey OP! ...Stop! Where are you going in such a hurry?
>Oh, what a nice thread you have here.
>You don't mind if me, derek, and blake post in here for a bit, right?
>We'll give you your thread back tomorrow.
Hahaha
>In 3 days 2006 will be 10 years ago
>hundrets of Chads born past 2000 in your city lost their virginity already
How are you doing, lad?
>January 10, 2016
>Tried drawing
I sucked
>Tried swimming
I sucked
>Tried music
I sucked
>Tried working out
I sucked
>Tried paintball
I sucked
>Tried hiking
I sucked
>Tried video games
I sucked
>Tried learning a language
I sucked
>Tried living
I sucked.
>>25338034
But have you triedbeing urself?
>>25338034
You probably tried all those hobbies once and gave up immediately. No wonder you sucked.
>>25338034
Get a coach for lifting or whatever sport.
Even total unco lankets can become competent.
Afternoon, wagecuck.
Another day, another dollar.
>>25338011
"Blah blah blah mommies money blah blah autist lmao"
Okay, got that out of the way. Thread over.
Afternoon to you as well, friend. Hope your day is full of video games and tendies
Today I got my qt married coworker to get her cuck husband to buy me McDonald's
It makes the tendies that much tastier
>tfw blonde haired beta male
>tfw even if I dyed my hair to look more alpha it would still look like shit
I hate being a blondlet
hey, don't worry man. you can always become a trap.
Blonde hair is only good when you are a child (13 and younger) and if yoi want to fuck BLEACHED asian women.
>>25337944
What's a bleached Asian woman?
Who /boringlife/ here?
>I wouldn't get into a relationship even If I could because every women I've ever met is the same
>Everything I do is boring as fuck
>I can't have friends or anything because talking to people makes me anxious
>I am literally waiting to die over here
Anyone else like this?
>>25337859
Is there anything that makes you happy?
>>25337898
No, nothing makes me happy.
I am just passing time until I'll die.
This sucks man.
>>25337929
Then you're dead already. Sorry.
Who /success/ here?
>Get CS and Maths degree
>Work for the Bank of England
>Get promoted over business degree cucks
>150k/yr with bonuses
>Start investing about 5 years ago
>Made nearly 300k this year alone
>Still a depressed, bitter autist
>mfw
I own my own business (maritime, compass adjusting and boat captain), and made well over $350k last year.
I still feel dead inside.
Just checked my phone, made 2 million just now on my investments i made yesterday. Feels Good Man.
>>25337877
>tfw 6 figures in the oil industry
>tfw 4chan is still my best friend.
>tfw no IRL 4chan social club