say 1 good thing about ISIS
>catchy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzvCvC7yq10
tug cant into r9k
>months without visiting r9k, starting to see women and men the same, starting to appreciate society
>no longer hate women or see people as "normies"
>decide to better myself, start excersising.
>go to the movies for the first time in 2 years to see starwars Force Awakens with my little bro(never get to hang out with him)
>lots of people. Its been a week since release I thought it would have died down but nope everyone...
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Why were they staring at you at the end?
>>25342294
I write off any robots talking about how everyone is staring at them in public as paranoia. Maybe the faggots that reported him stared.
>>25342294
They weren't. Autists like the OP think everyone always stares at them when in fact nobody cares.
Women are like cars. The moment they lose their virginity is the point in which the new car leaves the dealership. From then on it depreciates in value with time, but with the right maintenance they can still retain some of it.
Do you agree?
>>25340020
No. Your argument doesn't stand by itself.
>>25340081
I was about to agree and say that women don't get better with age like some cars do, but, actually, if women from the '30s or the '60s could stay young forever like cars can, they'd be way better than the shit we have now.
If cars were women, I know I'd definitely be oneitis-ing on a 917.
>>25340170
same here, man, i don't deserve this girl but i love her
Do you stay drunk longer after drinking 2 mixed drinks (whiskey and coke) or after 3 beers?
I'm looking to not stay drunk for long so I can sober up faster after a party but still want to drink something.
Mixing drinks is generally not a good idea unless you want to get totally fucked up and don't give a shit about the consequences (vomiting/increased chance of hangover).
>>25340468
This fag talks sense
My advice is to make sure you drink quality alcohol (not some cheap ass shit) and make sure you get as much as clean and fresh air as possible. Also don't mix even whiskey and coke, just take a shot of whiskey and then drink some coke afterwards and don't forget about eating something afterwards.
Post funny text banter to send to women
Kill yourself you fuckin whore, you were made to breed and nothing else.
Fuck you Arby's gal, you are fat.
You are a nigger!
These are my go tos, warning that women can't handle the bantz though.
i don
t know what to put in my post
Hey! I just made you open your phone for no reason! ^^;
Is one of my go-tos.
>Hey, you, would you mind moving aside a little? You're standing in the wheelchair space.
*flourishes penis*
Shut up you dumb whore. Tie your set of wheels to the back of the train and your roll to your destination, cunt. Quit taking up so much space.
>>25340327
> Anything you say, Ironside
>mfw all those countless hours spent in school learning useless information
>mfw all those countless hours spent on video games, anime and 4chan
>mfw if I had spent that time learning to code, make music, draw or animate, I could have been a master programmer, musician, artist or animator by now
JUST
>>25339959
don't forget being shackled under near poverty for most of your life on top of that, too.
>>25339959
>yfw 100 years ago the internet wouldn't be possible because 80% of the country was completely illiterate
you seem reasonably well-written op, school isn't as useless as it may appear
How do I move to a big city from a rediculous small town? Everyone here cares about tractors shit and everyone's poor as fuck. How the fuck does anyone live like this?
Like clockworkk
>you will never live near a forest
I think it should be illegal to keep psychopaths alive. I think that as soon as we find out that someone is a psychopath, they should get a lethal injection. Would they even able to feel any sort of fear if they were to get killed?
>>25340245
calm down hitler
go Back to POL
Why should people receive punishment without doing anything?
Seems kind of fucking retarded desu, and you could always put psychopaths in a war situation and watch them thrive, seems like a waste of their talent to just kill them because they might kill people.
they pass the law
five years pass
next dude in power
>i have this political opinion and you'd have to be a psychopath to disagree
suddenly thought crimes.
who /photographic memory and genius level iq/ here
i mean i have over 300 confirmed kills and graduated top of my class at seal school so...
me desu
>tfw can quote people from random points in time and use it as arguments against them
>>25340008
i dunno if i can top that. i got Lieutenant Commander on my warrior during Vanilla WoW doing solo pvp.
i fucking hate my parents. i honestly do.
>mother calls my cell
>keep saying hello
>apparently she doesn't hear me
>eventually does
>gets pissed off "because im being childish and not answering"
>starts saying I need to grow up and start answering when she asks me something
wtf is this shit? How do you even respond to this?
I answered the phone, said...
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>>25340236
Same thing happens to me anon.
I just ignore them whenever they try shitting on me, there's no reason to get mad because you know they are wrong.
>>25340236
if you're the one who gets all enraged about their mistakes then you're part of the problem here as well
they're old and as parents they'll rarely admit they're own mistakes since they're expected to be your role models
you need to have patience with them
>Mother births you out and then puts up with your shit for 18 years
>Hate her because she got mad at you once on the phone
You ARE a childish fuck
who wants to play league of legends?
post your summoner name in this thread if you are on na and want to play normals with fellow robots
i only play with qt twitch streamers~
>>25340109
>league of legends
Do you enjoy playing a shitty game with people who tell you to kill yourself if you fuck up once?
>>25340146
yessir, i do
>tfw no big booty leotard gf
>>25339814
Oh God please tell me there's more
>tfw had a big booty leggings gf once
lost it all
>>25339814
whoa
nigga
nigga whoa
Anyone have youtube videos of autists talking to each other?
>pic unrelated
If you want to learn to talk watch socially competent people
>>25339765
She doesn't have that bad of a face. Holy shit how do you get that disgustingly fat.
>>25339857
I think its part of the costume
Is it even possible for life to be anime-like?
It must be, right? Life can't be all grey, lonely, cold and harsh.. right?
Please tell me that things can be nice and good.
Life definitely can be nice and comfy mate, people do that shit all the time. But it's not just gonna fall right into your hands, you know? Life's really fucking hard, but if you do shit that you enjoy it makes if nicer
So op, tell me what stuff do you enjoy doing?
>>25339913
Oh, it's nice of You to ask I presume.
Well I mostly enjoy things in the likes of drawing, singing and writing, neither of which I'm particularly good at which causes me much flustration despite attempts. Besides I enjoy fantasy or post apocalyptic themes, be it literature like Metro 2033 or Rhezus. I used to be fond of role play, but there's not more ocassions for me to do so. Im kinda into the occult, also philosophy and a bit of psychology. Being the hopeless romantic I'd most likely enjoy company, or accompanying a significant other, but I'm yet to find the other half, soul-mate or who not, if at all. Mostly quite passive activities, although I do enjoy to break through the monotony when given the opportunity. I always wondered about things in the likes of /tg/ however never got to participate in the tabletop games. At least I have a nice set of dices to play around with. These are the first things that came up in my mind.
So how about You, and what's with the question all of the sudden, if I may ask?
>>25340124
Well I fucking hate going through my shitty life, and I hate being alone. So whenever someone else is going through shit on the Internet I try to help out, talking and what not
I used to be super into vidya, but I was shit at a lot of them so I cut back a lot, though I still get sports games cause I like wasting my money every year. Right now I'm super into professional wrestling. I'm even thinking about going up to a school to learn that shit, so that's nice.