Would you let a big strong beautiful woman carry you like a princess?
>tfw 6'1'' and can't find a tall girl that doesn't look deformed
Why even live?
>>25343258
yea, but I'm 6'2" so not gonna happen either
>>25343258We've moved to /d/
We always hype up irl as some shitshow where we're stamped on by normies but it just isn't like that. I have zero trouble talking to people (although I am emotionless). I just don't give a shit. I see hot girls and they're not disgusted with me. I just pay zero attention to them and vice versa. The thought of "le being so le alpha and talking to them" seems like an unthinkable faux pas.
I think the horrifying thought I have is not of having people throw rocks at me when I go outside. IT's being 100 % invisible.
You're not a robot. You're a schizoid.
>>25343604
desu I think I'm more avoidant but I don't like these labels.
>>25343632
You're not a schizoid. You're a faggot.
How the FUCK do I get back out there after my first relationship as a person with robot tendencies? I mean I kind of stumbled upon my first one while trying to pretend to be a normie as a 27-year-old KV. It was a semi LDR as in we saw each other roughly every two months. The break up was partly caused by this but I think part of it was how crazy, obsessive and clingy I got although they are too nice to openly admit it to me. How do I forgive myself for fucking it up? I don't know where I would find someone new, how to open up to them, and be myself when I feel so absolutely...
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just join tinder and do the exact opposite of what r9k tells you to do
>>25343433
The thing is that I'm preoccupied with how people view me. The thought of my ex thinking about what an absolute crazy loser I am is driving me crazy. Can't imagine meeting a lot of people and making a fool of myself in front of them.
>>25343291
try crossing your eyes while watching the picture
Is there a website where I can just pay someone to be my friend for a day? Preferably less then $10 an hour.
I'll be your friend for free
>>25343093
Where do you live anon? If you live in belgium we could hook up.
>>25343260
This desu OP.
I'll throw in a free 1 day sample
>girl breaks up with BF
>she comes to me to talk about it
Have I been established as a beta orbiter with no chances? Or does the fact that we have such an intimate relationship mean I can still have a shot?
In the months after 9/11 the NYFD started a program where firefighters were assigned to help the widows who lost their husbands in the attacks. The firemen would do things like cooking, fixing shit around the house, or just keeping the widows company.
After several months, there was a HUGE epidemic of divorces in the NYFD. Turns out a lot of the firefighters fucked the women they were assigned to console.
Learn from this, OP!!
pretty sure youre an oribiter man
>>25343247
If you don't try to capitalize on the situation then yes you are the beta orbiter. This is easy enough to figure out. If you go for it and she says no then you're just the shoulder to cry on. Take from that what you will. If you go for it and she says yes then you did have the kind of relationship you asked about. So in short just fucking go for it.
someone please buy me a kebab edition
what you lads doing for new years?
>>25343153
party at my gaff m8, you wanna come?
>>25343153
ur ma
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
ITT: Stupid shit you did on 4chan that ended with people laughing at you
I'll go first:
>Made this thread
I posted my boobs on /b/ in 2007, because I thought it would make me popular enough to become a 'chan'. As you can imagine, this didn't work out for me.
To top it off, I would fantasize about my own chan names that some anon might have given me then.
>cutechan
>tomatochan
>tinychan
>>25343125
>tinychan
Fuckin kek
>>25343125
>I posted my boobs
gibe
Hey guys, lets talk about pickles.
What are your favorite kind?
(Pic related)
What do you eat them with?
Why are they so good?
bread and butter are the robots of pickles
None. Anything involving vinegar is the absolute most disgusting thing in the world unless it is one of many ingredients and the disgusting smell and taste is masked.
>>25343191
do you think kids in Africa give a fuck about the odor of garlic
>people always called me 'bud' in highschool
>it became kind of a class joke to call me bud
>thought they were being nice cause they thought i was cool
>mfw i just found out they were really just being condescending and making fun of me
why exist relatives
>>25343065
Sounds rough, bud
>>25343065
Don't worry. I think you're a pretty cool guy, bud,
lol you must be the scrawny autist guy that wears dad jeans and autism shoes, a gaming t-shirt with curly hair and glasses that never says anything
chin up bud, it'll get better, just b yourself :-)
Lads, the memes are over, real life just hit me fucking real hard.
Some girl I knew from college recently broke up with her bf, I could tell she was rebounding heavy, so I invited her out one night, things went well, two nights later she wanted to meet again, said I could stay at hers ITS HAPPENING.
She became very clingy, and when I brushed her off she started saying 'why did you rape me'
maybe she'll calm down, but just pray for me lads, she hasn't gone to the police yet.
Hope you enjoy prison OP.
>>25343034
>doesn't keep a recording app in his phone at all times and secretly record everything
you deserved it.
>>25343034
maybe you sould
just get out you
fucking double spacing
Stacey chasing
roastie banging
REDDIT NORMIE MOTHERFUCKER WHO FUCKING CARES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Anime doesnt fill the void anymore. i dont know what to do anymore robots
Rape tbqh
drugs can fill that hole
>>25343015
badly drawn Japanese cartoons for children aren't fulfilling
who fucking knew
H-hey anon would you like to e-eat some balut w-with me later?
Suuure bud
>monkey-chan poster gone
WHERE IS HE WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
>>25342991
of course. mayron kayo sa bahay nyo?
i haven't had balut in a long time im excited
So any of you ever buy a hooker? How much was it? Was the service alright?
>>25343007
No
0
N/A
>>25343007
No, they are illegal
>>25343007
No desu familia senpai
Just b urself guise, I really like weird guise like you anon, but if no one likes you... who cares! Just sit on your own in the corner hehe ;)
>>25342990
I want to drop out of University. I literally do nothing other than go to lectures and sit in my room.
>>25343061
I know that feel broooo
(ORIignal comment)
>>25343061
>be in this situation for the first year in uni out of country
>feel completely miserable
>gone weeks without talking to anyone except to the delivery guy
at least I rented a place with 2 old friends so the rest of my 2 years is not as painful, but now that I am doing postgrad again now I am back to talking to 0 people at all for weeks.
What are some /r9k/ approved books? Just finished a series and want to get into something new.
childhood's end
no bully
>>25342979
Moby Dick
How to suck cock, written by OP