>is employed
>"""robot"""
>is in education
>"""robot"""
>has friends
>"""robot"""
>has/has had gf/bf
>"""robot"""
>isn't kissless/handholdless/handshakeless/conversationless/eyecontactlessComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I must the a true robot then except sometimes I pass the captcha.
Cyborg master race reporting in.
>>25343972
>eyecontactless
Now THAT is sad.
Is that even possible?
>Come here Rude Boy is you BIG enough?
Well?
if you count my stretched out foreskin I'm at least 9 inches w/ 6" girth
>>25343874
rihanna isnt even good looking so no
I'm glad that guy beat her.
>"Oh, y-yeah, you're name's Anon? I see you here too a lot too..."
>"Oh me, I work in the Equity Derivatives division of Bank of America. Y-yeah, that's related to stocks... No, that's a private company... What do you do? Oh..."
>"I did a Maths and Philosophy degree at Oxford. Where did you go? Oh..."
>"N-nice to meet you Anon, I should probably finish my lunch break early..."
That's not gonna happen, I'm pretty sure she's not that succesfull
>>25343844
Implausible scenario, it doesn't even get to the second line before she calls for security or the police.
Depending on where you live, yeah this is really true.
Attractive people with normal childhoods have crazy amounts of self esteem and therefore care about bettering themselves. TONS of hot girls have solid marketing jobs and lots have intense law/finance shit.
Not only do you need to have a job to get a girl, you need to have a better job than them. Literally difficult as fuck.
How do you get smart friends? I'm stupid so I usually become extremely nervous about approaching smarter people.
>>25343834
Be rich and buy them stuff or focus all of your energy into one niche interest that you think smart people might like then go to a club for it
>>25343834
Im pretty smart OP. As long as you are willing to learn and aren't willfully ignorant, I'll probably respect you
No one cares if you are smart or not, just don't say bullshit and if you actually don't know something, tell them that you don't know instead oft embarassing yourself. Fit in
>tfw fell for the porn meme
>tfw barely get excited when clothes come off even though they were my first tits
porn ruins your brain, I finally got a gf and all the years of porn has fucked me up to where women are just EH for me
what do
Stop watching porn or moderate your porn consumption.
>>25343758
man i dunno u guys must have low libido i watch porn on a daily basis and i get hard if a girl im hooking up with even touches anywhere near my waistline
>>25343792
I've already stopped watching porn for 12 days but I still feel fucked up
I wish I never saw porn
>>25343796
I still get hard but its still Eh instead of a HOLY FUCK
the girl im with is definitely more into it than me because she never watched porn
>insufficient funds
>being a NEET parasite
>>25343708
OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJKv2NTYu4
>>25343738
>only NEETs can be poor
How can people last so long during sex? If i think about it i guess i wouldn't last more than 5 minutes
By not being a fat fuck or a hungry skeleton.
>>25343705
kegels and slowing down when your about to cum.
I have a high iq so i'm now a oldfag even though i just joined 2 weeks ago. Ama
Isn't that 'jawsus'?
>>25344268
Nope, he actually look like a full-on normalfag nowadays.
>>25343687
I have a question, why is this bait thread so shitty and why I am I replying to it anyways?
I was wondering, is racism just a meme or is it a real thing?
both. Blacks can be hot and I'd suck their dick any day, but niggers are shit
Both. I think in the back of everyone's mind, people should work toward a specific goal breeding wise. It has more to it than "We don't like brown skin," it's the thing that caused some to leave Africa and some to stay. Humans shouldn't just breed at random because of muh feels. Why do certain people from certain parts of the world exhibit empathy with one another more than others? It is more than appearance, or history, it's a matter of favoring emotional intelligence.
Hitler muckt auf XD dummer Hurensohn
Guys i just took a massive shit and it plugged the toilet and is not going to break down anytime soon.
Wtf do i do
>>25343598
Blast it with piss
>>25343607
It is really dense and it sunk down to the bottom of the bowl and has literally plugged the hole...like a torpedo. No water can get through. Also, it made my asshole bleed and there is blood on the toilet paper (it is clean otherwise, just a giant dense log)
>>25343598
Use the scrubber of plunger to break it up.
>tfw you will never be a young thug from chiraq fucking bitches and making money
>tfw you will never make it out the hood on your own
>tfw you will never chill with your squad like this
>tfw you will never die in the battlefields along with your boys Jamal and money
Go get that money, young niggas.
haha! look at baby Chief on Reesies rightside and baby SD behind him
>>25343602
>yfw at least a third of the guys in that pic are now dead
Have you even been to Chicago? It's far from an urban shit hole
>mom has facebook
>my female cousin has her in friends
>she doesnt add me
woah
Fucking hell, that's rough mate.
>notice loss of friends on facebook
>girls i went to class with in grade school removing me
i dont even post anything
>>25344318
Know this feel bro.
>Have girl I used to attend a social club with as a FB friend
>Notice one day she's removed me for no reason
She's one of these girls who likes travelling and thinks she's some sort of celebrity so it's hardly surprising. Still kinda hurts though.
Ask a portuguese national (soon to become international) truck driver anything...
It's the holidays so i got some time to kill... Come in and share your stuff, feels, anything... Just keep this thread comfy.
Well, i'm ready for your questions
what are your thoughts on the t alberto barbosa meme
>>25343548
It's just another dank meme... Filled with various layers of irony, etc...
Faces of down syndrome thread
>>25343352
self bump because fuck people with down syndrome
hey r9k would you fuck a black chcik? What if she looked like this? What ifthe only way you could lose your vcard was too a black girl.
>>25343379
Or would you wanna fuck these hoes? There n white girl ass is not that fat and their tittes anit that big. I would still fuck tho.
>>25343379
>hey r9k would you fuck a black chci
no
>What if she looked like this
Not worth the STD risk compared to other races
>>25343379
I tried asking out a black chick once. It did not go well. I ended up touching her hair she called me a creep. The whole school found out i hit on her i never got laid. Girls would laugh at me if i even tried to talk to them. Im still at virgin at 24. At least 20% lf white males are in the same boat as me.