>tfw no big belly girlfriend
Would a big belly girl ever want a skelly like me?
>>25335778
youde be suprise
Fat girls are disguisting and unkempt. You like to believe she's gonna stay the way she is forever. Cute face, nice thighs, big ass, but then you'll see.
She's gonna keep inflating, her face is gonna get pudgier and grosser. Her stomach will gain more folds.
And you, yes you, the dumbfuck who wanted to hit it will be stuck with this disguisting rotting slob of fat.
What are some examples of "ugly people are still ugly after lifting"?
>>25335565
Only one or two of those guys is actually ugly to the point of being detrimental to their overall desirability.
The vast majority of people become less ugly after lifting
>>25335597
Youre fucking retarded. He was a fatty who was attractive underneath the fat. an ugly skinny guy(most of /r9k/) isnt going to change much
>>25335597
i r8 it 8/8, no h8
>somehow got gf
>goes good for several months
>she cucks me after going to visit her parents for a few weeks
>tfw /r9k/ is unironically right again
Fuck it. Fuck it all. I may be disqualified from wizardry, but I will never emotionally invest in a woman again. When it's just horror stories on the internet, you have the benefit of the doubt. But then it happens to you, and that's when the real redpill hits.
Cuck thread I guess.
I've been there before
Don't mean to sound like an asshole, but you'll get over it
>>25334291
Get over it as in emotionally stabilize, yes.
Get over it as in trust women, no.
Been there m8.
All cuck memes aside, you've just learned life's harsh lesson that truly, you are alone, and that will remain so whether you are surrounded by hundreds of people or none, only you can make you happy.
Lets have a Rose thread robots!
>>25333514
wooowowowow rose thread? been ages since ive seen one of those here.
shit nigga this takes me back.
>tfw no rose breads lately
>>25333932
This really made my cringe m9
Come in lads, order a drink, share how your day went and what is troubling you.
Last-minute sub bartender here, just holding the line until the other guy comes back.
Ambiance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCnJoaXYFGg
Comfy music:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrcajw4GNAaMOW1ZqZkRbED7E-kvjiRQ7
That feel when no energy
just feeling that feel when no gf, never gf, still living with parents at mid 20s, no job, etc..
I need a new main drink.
whats a good cheap liquor or mixed drink with no sugar?
calories only from alcohol
gotta make gains
Birthday's coming up. Don't plan on celebrating it though. Psh, I wonder how people my age actually celebrate occassions like that. Just another day for me...
What's something you will never admit to anybody in real life?
when i was a kid i couldn't sleep well so i'd make up stories in my head and the most common one was i committed some crime and my punishment was i'd be shrunk down and forced to stay in the underwear of that sumo wrestler from austin power while he was all gassy n shit
it didn't even develop into a fetish and i can't remember why i did it but oh well
>>25329312
my giantess fetish
>>25329390
ELLL EMMMM AYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tfw to talk to girls, I have to be completely not myself
What the fuck do you do when you haven't had any social outlet besides 4chan since age 14 and dont know how to talk about anything other than the stuff on this board?
I have a horrible secret, that I'm an outcast and a failure and a socially incompetent fuck that i have to hide damned good if I want a chance at getting a gf
literally the worst advice ever given
>>25345785
Either
>get fit
>do lots of social stuff to build confidence
>try until succeed
>end up empty inside realizing none of your female counterparts will ever truly understand you or love you
or
>get over it
>still feel empty inside as you die never having had a girlfriend or even the illusion of love
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Bee yourself!
I'm fuckin my roommate
>Be 19 years old dyel fagget riding my bike at night
>See dude beating down a women in the road
>Try to help
>Guy knocks me out
>I wake up and I can see both of them leave, the girl hugging the guy
>The guy pissed on me
>Develop severe tinnitus bad enough to make consider suicide everynight
>Can't remember his face because...
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>>25345739
at least you helped them get back together
>>25345739
Fucking white knights.. She chose chad you shoulda let her take the Chad beats
>tfw you chug a bottle of tussin and it isn't enough to get you to really trip so you've just poisoned yourself for zero reason
Being self destructive is kind of a bad trait now that I'm thinking about it
Where can i get robatussin? Been wanting to try it for a while now. Anything i should know b4 i do it?
>>25345783
You can order it online in most places or go to a pharmacy.
>unmotivated + lazy
>hedenistic
>want to improve- still lazy
>anti-social
>"weird"
>can't fall back on military because asthma
>can't make up for it by going to a good college
should i honestly just kill myself f.am?
>>25345533
What about the police?
>>25345533
I demand it.
thats your choice fag. not ours.
As awkward as you are, you will never do anything as autistic as asking a 15 year old girl to sign a picture of her feet.
>>25345447
Well, I'm thankful for that.
>>25345447
right, because we don't leave the house.
Is this a shoop
>been watching anime for years
>all subbed, heard tons of Japanese
>still have no grasp of the languagev
well shit.
>>25345393
You're clearly not kawaii desu uguu~ enough oniichan.
>>25345393
This. I never got how foreigners come to or are born in english speaking countries and none of their family speaks english but they "Just learned from watching english television."
How do you get a grasp for grammar? Time sensitive verbs? Seems like you could just pick up basic phrases, not the entire basic tools for conversation.
>>25345441
Learning a language is a lot easier as a child, and many foreign children would be exposed to American telivision from a young age.
>>25345393
If you actually want to learn Japanese, buy the Genki 1 and 2 textbooks. They're enough to give you the framework to learn the language.
I've been learning Japanese in school for 4 years now and I can honestly say I've learned more watching anime than in class.
Does anyone else here not like candy? I feel as if candy should not be allowed because it is a substitute to food. It intimidates me as well being so filled with sugar.
Everyone offers me candy all of the time. I just tell them to fuck off and they get offended. A roastie bitch asked me if I wanted totaste her candy and I said fuck off to her too. I'm sick of everyone being degenerates and eating mouth rotting food-substitute.
Everyone was offering me fucking candycanes. I have a shit ton.
id take a bag of chips over candy 9/10 times
>>25345373
Haha same bro high five?
What are some feminine qualities you have?
>5'5 120lbs
>twirl hair when I get nervous
>long feminine eyelashes
>sit like a girl in those seemingly uncomfortable but cute positions
>cry a lot
>don't grow much facial hair, always clean shaved
>androgynous voice
i'm surprisingly ok with all of this
>TFW you want to be this so badly but you're just a 6' skeleton
I'm pretty sensitive, kind clingy, don't like letting go of friends and acquaintances.
> she's waiting till marriage
I can feel the elder wizards calling my name
>>25345210
That's their code-word for "I'm waiting for someone better than you"