Aight robots I'm back, the horny fuck that got invited by a prostitute for drinks. I'm linking to the other threats so you guys can catch up.
http://imgur.com/a/gRiPn
Ok lets start this shitfest of human miseries.
>A few weeks after the drinks date feel horny as fuck
>Had a night out with friends
>Text my new favorite prostitute
>"Hey gorgeous, what are you doing?"
>"Not much baby,...
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After this we start texting frequently sharing memes and shit, but since we are texting over her "work" cellphone it is fairly intermittent and makes me feel kinda unwwanted. I tried to arrange another drinks date but she dissapeared from the work phone. Hell, I was even considering hire her after the drinks. Then this happened.
>I receive a PM notification from a non friend in facebook
>Open it, is her
>Fuck, I had told her I didn't had a fb profile (and actually I...
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>>25346413
>Star Wars premiere day, go to the 15:45 screening
>Like a good citizen, put cellphone on airplane mode
>kylo_ren_kills_han_solo.divx
>After the movie, around 19:10 receive a one second voice message from her work phone sent at 18:24
>Hear it, the most pathetic attempt of seductive "hello?" in history
>Reply her with a...
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>>25346432
So I need to compact things a bit because, if I put them in green text this is going to be huge.
She asks me if I want to see her the next day, I agree and ask her to go see Star Wars (yes, I wanted to see it again 48 hours after). We arrange time and everything. Then during the day she texts me that she has too much work and can't make it on time. I tell her we can change our date so she asks me to meet at a big Walmart a couple of hours after the original time, no biggie.
When I met her she was a bit anxious about some dogs she rescued (remember she considers herself a pet activist) and that she has one of them at the house of her parents so this new dog is going to sleep outside. I hugged her and told her she needs to relax. We went to a nearby beer and wings restaurant to chat. There I was fully examined by her in a very confrontational manner. Fortunately, I love debate and many of her suppositions about me I refuted them concisely, but I agreed with her in some topics. One thing I couldn't agree with her was her view on table dance bars, but anyway, I was the one being examined. Even with the test we had fun and drove her to her parents house. Before she left my car I leaned over to her to kiss her on the cheek and she kissed me in the lips, I kissed her back with single-lip kisses. I got a semi that made me forget that my penis was itchy. After I got to my house I text her to tell her that I'm at home and we chat about the dog she rescued and asked me to help her to find a place to keep the dog.
The next day was rescued dog day, I asked my sister to use her facebook powers to help the prostitute look for a place for the dog. After a few hours she found a place to keep the dog. After she left the dog at the new place she asks me to go with her to her house (not her parents house) so we can pick up another dog. Long story short, we hanged out that day pretty much all the afternoon. We met and leave with hugs and kisses.
they didn't say happy birthday to me this year, we haven't spoken in weeks and i guess i hoped that maybe they still would, but that conversation really mean the end of having a 4 year long (best) friend. :(
>>25346384
atleast your friends din't make fun of you behind your back and spread a rumour that you're a CHILD MOLESTER.
ATLEAST THAT DIN'T FUCKING HAPPEN TO YOU.
birthday
>>25346427
maybe if you didn't molest children, things like that wouldn't happen to you, anon.
Anyone wanna go on a RTW trip with me? I'm tired of this life and want to go on an adventure.
27 year old male btw
sounds fun, not sure if I can afford it though
How much is it? We need details.
is this the same guy as before? I said I wanted to go to Thailand or south america
Why do normals keep stealing /r9k/ culture?
>>25346332
because we rock.
>>25346332
Because its trendy to do so, but they're not edgy to appropriate our school shooter memes yet because they're not really that edgy. They want to give the appearance that they're shy, misunderstood, and cultured. They don't want to portray themselves as a supreme gentleman. This kills the sex life.
>>25346332
we just have to go further. start dressing like this in public.
>Message read November 11th, 2014
Screen it and glean it
Happened to me when I asked her out. A few weeks Later I followed her on instagram and liked one of her pic and she started a new convo with me a few days later while completely ignoring the previous text
I used to communicate with anons on kik pretty regularly but one day i deleted the app and forgot their usernames
/r9k/ is cancer
Why do I keep browsing this board.
It's worse than a heroin addiction
I will rape your gumball machine
>>25346295
I can't stop either.
It's one of my least hated things in life but it's really bullshit.
I need hobbies or goals or some shit
>>25346295
>tfw /r9k/ is actually relevant enough to have one of these
>walk into room
>see this
>what course of action do you take
>>25346292
Well.. Is that a gay guy with long hair or a girl with a cock?
>>25346292
>make them turn around
>see if passable grill
>if so proceed to lewd
>>25346304
It's a guy.
facebook com / jackson.black.5891
Us normies should BRAHHHHHHHH back at them, whos with me! Also the reCAPTCHA is mocking you guys!
haha i found this forum on reddit too it's a funny place haha
youre only hurting yourself by being here normie. we have nothing to lose, but your false sence of reality will be broken. commit sudoku, millions of children have. i guess they understood how dumb life was.
>>25346327
Like this?
totallyoriginalcomment
> that boy who sits in the corner and wears a black hoodie
>>25346289
>... is probably a homosex
>>25346289
Better talk to him before he submits to the beta uprising and shoots up the school
>>25346289
I did that. No one ever came to me. The best thing about sitting in a corner is even if people sit next to you their is still two directions without people.
>Someone accuses me of samefagging
>they were right
>someone posts thread with obvious bait topic
>respond with genuine, thought out response
>>25346135
DEVILISH
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I'm the worst fucking samefagger, I always feel retarded when I do it, which isn't often
>>25346135
>pretend to be OP of some post and reply with something that triggers everyone
>it ignites a flame war and hundreds of posts
>in the chaos, a single reply says "that isn't me"
>post completely ignored
Are you a catfish? Spit it out
Yep. I don't find a lot of joy in life other than making guys fall for my fake OKC profiles. It gets easier when you know exactly what to say. Also making some drive for miles for a girl who won't be there.
I scammed a kid out of his $15 invintory in tf2 using a voice changer and some nudes from a folder I found a few years ago.
>>25346233
LEIGH PLEASE COME BACK AND BRING LIFE TO MY DESOLATE EXISTENCE!
>watching videos on youtube
>people talking to each other, laughing, having a good time, bantering
>pause video
>walk around the room
>start talking as if I'm there and I'm coming up with witty comebacks or dialogue in response to their talking
>go back to video
>repeat ad infinitum
>>25346095
FunHaus is a brilliant channel to do this with, or just to be entertained in general. I mean, if it makes you feel better, give them a watch. It's not really that healthy though, mentally. Don't feel bad though. If that's your thing, go for it.
i thought is was the only one who did this
Having friends sure is good, huh?
Xd normies reeeeeeeeeeeeee.
right guys le normies le 2d is better than real woman meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khJKv2NTYu4
>>25346124
He's like a greasy Jean Lafitte.
>>25346124
>this whole post
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>25346124
That guy could be almost chad-tier if he would just get a haircut.
>mfw Op doesn't respond in his own thread asking for help
Literally why would you ever even make the thread in the first place, you fucking faggot?
If you've done this, FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF!!
>>25346071
your pic made me kek
>>25346071
OP is just needing someone to call him a fag and suggest suicide, no discussion needed.
Can we finally agree women dont have to do shit to live life on easy mode?
>>25346060
he's gay. she is his beard.
I thought we already did.
Women are second class species that in today's society act like a first class species while still maintain the benefits of a second class one.
>>25346060
well yeah so what
as long as they dont pretend to be equal to men i dont care, they have their role and so we do