>be ugly as fuck, 4/10 face, kissless virgin, big ugly nose, bad skin, social anxiety, nerdy hobbies, can barely hold a conversation or make eye contact
>women won't even look at me, they laugh, I'm never even on their radar
>they find out my family is extremely wealthy
>suddenly they all wanted my dick from day 1
fuck this shit dude
I just want someone who values me, i'm so fucking lonely
these hoes AIN'T loyal
You're not going to find someone who 'loves you for who you are'.
Imagine if you were the opposite, but still wealthy.
You would have probably fallen and gotten manipulated by a golddigger.
>>25354971
I too come from a relatively wealthy family, and I've learned to keep it very much on the DL from everyone I know. Money makes people weird, and it's important to distance yourself from that weirdness.
I would recommend moving away and not telling anyone about your family situation until it's time to take them home to meet mom and dad or some shit.
>>25355018
it just upsets me when people tell me I can't be lonely or I can't be a robot just because I come from money
at least robots could make friends with other robots in elementary school and high school
kids just wanted to come to my house and play with my shit. nobody cared about me, they cared about what I have.
the only real friends I have are online friends who don't know the truth.
does anyone know how to act at a bar alone?
I have to get some errands done tomorrow, so I'm going to be stuck at a mall near me alone for a few hours and thought I would spend some of it getting a drink on at a bar/restaurant inside, just to spend the time.
Do I just slap a big bill on the table as soon as I get there to get good service or do I just quietly sit and pateintly wait for the brtender to make his rounds? I dont want to be a dick and I dont know how to approah this situation.
>>25354956
I knew this feel this summer.
I just sat at the bar. Tender came to me within a minute and told him what I wanted. He got it and then I paid him. Gave him a small tip as well.
Just know what you want before hand to avoid sperging out.
>drinking at a bar
>paying out the ass for drinks
no op what you do is get a thermos and fill it with your alcoholic beverage of choice
then sit down in one of those big comfy mall chairs and play games on your phone while you grip n sip until you're ready to leave
>>25354956
>have to wait somewhere for an hour or so, go to bar
>sit and order a drink, some expensive brand you heard is good
>slowly sip, trying to look classy, having a look around
>when people look you in the eyes quickly look away
>get asked if you are waiting for someone, hesitate and then say yes
>watch the small tv, even though its...
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YOUR VACATION IS ALMOST OVER, AND YOU'RE SPENDING IT ON 4CHAN ;))))))))
I'm spending it in front of a courthouse instead of on a bus to vacation. Protip, drinking and walking is riskier than drinking and driving.
>>25356266
My life is almost over and im spending it on 4chan...
actually im on study-bux and i dont go back to school until the end of march
behold the new Firefox mascot
how does this make you feel f a m
>dentist appointment tomorrow
>haven't flossed since the bush administration
When I floss after only 3 days that shit wreaks like dead bodies. Ur shits gonna be toxic.
>>25354941
fug what do i do
>>25355010
Fucking floss.
Anyone else really have to focus and put a massive amount of mental preparation into holding a conversation? Especially if you have to break the ice.
I think because you put so much effort into it that when it invariably falls into awkward silence you feel extra crushed.
make sure you can contact someone later through their phone or computer, or know where to "accidentally" bump into them
if things start to slow down and get to that awkward silence just say you have to be somewhere and go
Does anyone else feel like their life is absurdly long?
I know 23 cycles around the sun isn't that much in the grand scheme of things but it sure feels like it
And to think there's 2x+ this waiting for me
>>25354605
Don't worry, time goes faster or so to speak when you get older.
The mind has quickened but the body is still slow of wit.
>tfw confused as fuck about what's going on and where you stand
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A BLENDER
But it feels so paradoxically calm
Why are we denied human romance?
Why us?d
Everyone takes it for granted and here we are just wishing someone would hold our hand...
get fucked robot my life is great just fap the pain away
Why aren't you doing something about it instead of whining on /r9k/?
>>25356265
you are probably ugly senpai
Good morning sleepyhead, nice bedhair. I just wanted to tell you that last night wasHey wait a second you're not Chad, what the fuck are you doing in my bed!? SOMEBODY HELP EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>25354263
looks like a 13 year old boy
i'm REALLY going to jail now eh
Why do people make these threads?
>Get new dog
>She loves chasing the water that comes out of the hose and drinking it
>Think what if I pee'd infront of her
>mfw she drinks my urine
>mfw dick became a bitch magnet
>>25354122
>Have half-full Gatorade sitting out for a few days
>Late one night playing Halo fill the rest with piss
>Friend comes over asks if he can have said gatorade
>Say sure, go ahead
>He drinks most of it
>inform him that half was my piss
>He goes and pucks in my front yard
>Pretty...
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>That kid who
>Got his pen stolen and yelled at the class and questioned who had it
>That same kid never cursed and yelled the child versions like freak and shoot
>>25354019
Is this a that kid thread?
>that kid who posts pic related
reddit balls
Present day
Present time
HA HA HA HA!
>>25353983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwN4XcK50eY
Don't know why, but this anime is so good. Maybe the best I've seen.
>>25353983
A shame you seemed an honest bot.
What is the worst feeling about being cheated on and why is it seeing another man's cum drip out of her pussy as you kick them out of your bed?
>>25353949
not having the balls to execute the both of them with your grandfather's service pistol, i figure.
>Someone gets dubs
>Don't check em
who /mischief/ here
>post insightful and interesting comment
>i actually just wanted to troll and shitpost
Check my dubs you whore.