hey /r9k/
what's your new years resolution?
why don't you try losing some weight and getting a girlfriend?
>>25358778
I am killing myself in three days time.
got some 2015 drinking and masturbation records to beat
I was going to kill myself, but I've started talking to this girl online.
She's wonderful and pure and has made me think that there might be a reason to get my shit together, and try to improve myself.
Is it possible to be suicidal but not depressed?
I don't like self self diagnosing and from what i have read nothing is ever supposed to cheer a depressed person up even momentarily, and seeing how i good joke can make me chuckle i wouldn't say i'm depressed.
but putting all that aside i still am in the r9k mindset of "there is no reason to live, life is pain and i want to die" although my main reasons for being suicidal are as first world problems as they can get
>Is it possible to be suicidal but not depressed?
I believe so
When you've found a place where you find yourself satisfied with what you're experienced and can finally finish it all off on a good note, suicide makes sense to me
Like why wait for some random, painful and shitty death when you've had your fill and you're ready to go? Doesn't make sense.
>>25358756
i guess that answers my question but for me i am unsatisfied with life because i decided to think too hard about all that "we are just chemicals and we could all be wiped out at any moment" so i turned to games and got overly attached to the characters and world of a certain one. now the thought that i will never be there makes me want to die. like i said, as first world a problem as you can get.
What's the deal with foot fetishes? How are feet sexy except by virtue of being attached to a pretty girl?
idk sometimes i can admire a nice foot but it's never sexual
how are boobs or ass sexy???
>>25361017
it's the distinct shape and the aesthetics.
men respond to visual cues, like when a woman is sexy because she's curvy and has wide hips and big breasts.
what other body part is curvy? that's right. it's the feet.
on top of that there is a lot of sweat glands in the feet that aren't in other places of the body. so those glands seem to release pheromones as well and that gets a guy off too.
Who /communist/ here?
Even on 4chan where all the lonely people go, I am alone with my beliefs
Depends on your brand of communism.
>>25358773
>I am alone with my beliefs
probably because communism is fucking stupid
>>25358773
Go to reddit or tumblr. You'll find more delusional idiots than even this place.
Femanons, gaybots and mtf there are 1.3 billion Chinese people on this planet. Why is it you don't have a Chinese bf?there are so many of them.
>>25358725
they're all robots too
>>25358736
Nerds can be cute
/r/asianmasculinity plz go
why don't you post pictures of yourselves with your own gfs if you're so "masculine"? huh?
ITT: we summarize /r9k/ with one pix
>>25358697
thanks for the summary. we're done here lads.
>>25358697
XDDD
such a great pic
mind if I use it for my tumblr profile? :X
basically life as whole
if you guys have a problem with girls who have lots of sex, why don't you guys just have lots of sex with those girls?
those girls don't have sex with guys like us
>>25358765
that doesn't make sense
lets say chads make up 10% of the male population and 100% of all women have sex with a chad. That means a chad is fucking, at any given time, at least 5 women. For a woman to have slept with only chads and lets say 3 or more sexual encounters constitutes slutty-ness, then each chad would have had to at least fucked 30 women by their early 30s to make it so all women are unavailable to robots.
I'm not gay but I've been fapping to traps for over 5 years and recently I started fapping to gay porn a lot. Anyone else know this feel?
>>25358667
Dito. Not gay... as in not burly hairy man gay. I'd fuck the shit out of a fem trap and I'd probably take it up the ass from one as well.
>>25358667
it's called being gay
No, but you got trapped.
I want to go to walmart and buy a whole bunch of noodles
This depends on... something...
I must surmount my apathy
I love riding dat metro
Though it is a little chilly out, the clear white winter sky still calls to me
>>25358659
what went wrong bros?
going to make an iced coffee in a sec.
how much coffee and sugar should i use?
i have a high natural tolerance for all drugs.
>>25358724
See how much morphine you can snort b4 ded
Does anyone have that picture stating that not getting with a fat girl is rape?
>>25358614
I think so, yeah.
>>25358758
cool mind sharing?
>>25358785
Well I only have one copy on my hard drive. I'd rather keep it.
There's this spergy weaboo fat nerdy chick at my new job. She's the poster woman for women with aspbergers, I actually have apsbergers and I've never heard anyone speak like this crazy dumb bitch does. It's my 2nd day on the job and this bitch is taking gingerbread cookies kits out of the trash and eating them at lunch. She even tried to do a kawaii pose in front of me and I didn't realize she was there until after the fact, she stood there for like 10secs. Shes trying to talk to me and prolly fuq me. Since I don't fuck pale chubby nerdy prolly...
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I'm basically Chad so should I date her manipulate her take everything I can get and use her money for good while or should I not? Tbh I wanna do something like that. Maybe I'll give her the dick once wrap her around muh finger and use her and her whole family.
Post pictures of her op
>>25359119
I would but I don't have any I don't use social media either anon maybe I'll fuq her and post sum sumtime but boi believe me I never got a bitch culd be this spergy fuckn blows my mind bitch is ridiculous
>teeth hurt (not one, but general area)
>suddenly a chunk of a tooth falls off while I eat
>hurts a bit less now
What does it mean? Is it rotting or something? What do? I'm pathologically afraid of dentists
>What does it mean?
Ask a dentist you utter retard
Dentist faggot
OK, so I have this one person I know (a fucking empty-headed stacy no less) who doesn't talk to me at all IRL, but loves to empty their problems onto me and "talk" to me via skype.
I've realised something with her and other people- when they talk to me about social interaction, especially interactions I wasn't previously told about, I get this awful mix of anger, envy and depression (the emotion, not the disorder). It's like I've been betrayed by them. Even if it's them going places I'd hate to go, seeing people I hate to see,...
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>>25358425
Not punishing them, but the few people I have ever talked to I have fear of them socialising with others.
Just because I have basically no friends so whenever I get in conversation with somebody, they mean a huge amount to me, but to them I am likely one of many.
How does this make you feel?
>http://games.adultswim.com/girls-like-robots-nerdfest-puzzle-online-game.html
nothing,
you even had that gay agenda show on CN
meh
>>25358323
the mechanics are easy, grills command how the game is played and you have to accomodate them
>>25358478
its got some pretty art