Any experiences with dating sites/app(fetite, tinder, etc.)? Do you usually get any response as a male on craiglist? What are some other sites like craiglist
Come on you thirsty fucks I am sure you tried
I made a fake account on okcupid with 1 normal photo and set my height to 5'7. Messaged 2 girls but didn't get any replies.
>>25363111
>>25363368
thirsty fuck here
craigslist: mostly bots, fags/transfaggots looking to suck you off even though you specified female. occasionally you get a girl to reply (never works out). i've gotten a response from a m/f couple looking for a threesome. met up with the guy, got a weird vibe, never went through with it.
tinder: if you're a chad, you can hookup with a lot of the skanks. otherwise, your success rate for even meeting them is much...
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I used to post here regularly as a kv a couple years ago. Now I have kissed 11 girls and had sex with 5, and had a longterm gf as well.
Don't know if this interests anyone but I will stay to answer questions
I could help you faggots, possibly, you need only take the first step
i dont want to indulge your fantasy
Good thing you're finally 18 and legal to post here so you can help robots.
I also remember when I lost my virginity at 16, damn, that was so late!
relationship feels thread? relationship feels thread.
bumping for feels. original comment
tfw she claims to like talking to you, but won't even respond to basic conversation. tfw you finally realize that she would rather talk to others than you. tfw you realize it is time to cut losses and actually try and stop using the internet to talk to people.
>tfw your girl comes over, you fuck her twice and she leaves shortly after
feels good, man
>dominos website says my delivery driver is named Amanda
don't fuck it up
>>25362981
ask her for some extra fuk
>>25362981
When she opens the pizza box, you have to suck it! Don't mess it up
Who /slippingup/ here?
Had a cig for the first time in months and I feel like shit
Haven't drank in a month and a half. Going to buy bourbon shortly. I've heard the 3rd cig is the one that really starts to feel good after relapsing.
>>25362977
>smoking shitty cigarettes
>not smoking superior cigars
Pleb
>2016 will go faster than 2015, and it's already December 30th
>tfw you realize you did nothing of importance in 2015
>tfw you realize 2016 will be the same
>tfw you'll never get to slap a nice pair of tiddies
>tfw girl after girl asks you to slap titties hard, but you are afraid of hurting her so you give little bitch slaps instead
Is there even a reason to live beyond slapping tiddies?
I challenge /r9k/ to out-fail me and demand I be crowned the ultimate robot.
>can barely stand
>hairy
>hair falling out
>shit blood
>see ghosts
>joint pain
>manlet
>low iq
>NEET
>highschool dropout
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In order for us to calculate your robot score, you must post pictures of your room.
are you at least KV
>>25362972
>KV
Yes. Never talked to a girl since I haven't left my house since middle school.
who /hightest/ here?
Pic related: A goddess
Absotively disgusting.
Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize that I can see
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please...
Sniper! Watch ou-
>>25362807
Run! Shooter up on the bell tow
CRASHING THIS THREAD
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>>>/reddi-
Hey /r9k/ I've been wandering
How much are the 4chan janitors paid? It sounds like an incredibly shitty job, but getting payed for browsing through 4chan sounds comfy as fuck.
>>25362792
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
blox
shiiiiiieeeeet
blaux
Friendly reminder that fame and money won't stop your wife from cheating on you....in public
>>25362925
i don't get the original guy's joke someone explain
>>25363151
She gave him her number but wrote illegibly, so he's asking if one of the numbers for her phone is an 8 or a 6.
>>25363151
The joke is that he thinks it's weird and inappropriate.... and then he agrees to do it anyway and wants to call the number, asking if it's an 8 or 6 that was written down
>tfw given up complaining about women
>tfw you accept that it's not important
>tfw you realize that what you need is a hero, not a gf
>tfw hopefully, I can be that hero
>be jaded for so long
>find woman I like
>too jaded to bother making efforts towards her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y
>tfw hopefully, I can be that hero
>tfw you find a woman that gets you but she'll never love you
>tfw you've shared so much with her and her with you but you don't mean anything to her
>tfw so attracted to women that you want to be one
>tfw would definitely have sex with a man because having sex with a man is one of the most quintessentially feminine things that you could do
>tfw so straight that you're gay
who knows this feel?
Pic related my dear friendo
I'm double posting to tell you how much of a faggot you are.
Seriously. Nothing straight about wanting to cross dress and be fucked in the ass. Nothing at all.
>>25362714
>>25362714
Feminine men have existed forever, learn to accept it and enjoy all the things you can do sexually that the purely straight folk wouldn't enjoy.