You know how fast 2015 went?
Every year for the rest of your life will go even faster than that
just go ahead and fuck my shit up
No. 2015 was the fastest year of my life. I will get it back on track 2016 r-right?
Daily reminder that your sense of long time (ie years) shortens as your life increases, because each year is a shorter percentage of your entire life.
So, your first year was one half of your life, and everything after is divided in half. So, if you're 20, the next year will feel like 1/20th of your first year, and 1/2 of the previous year.
It will only get worse.
I have been selected for the skeleton army
Bumples
>>25363728
tell us more
original post desu
>constantly get denied by airbnb hosts for who-knows-what reason
>constantly get uber rides canceled because I'm not booking a $40 trip
the fuck is the point of these shitty services?
>>25363418
they're cheap, and you get what you pay for so..
Hey fellow robots, if 2015 is a chapter in a book about your life, what would the title be? What would you like to title 2016?
>>25363649
The year where nothing really happened
2016: Epilogue
>>25363649
2015: I mean come on
senpai
Who else here /small town/
Holy shit this sucks. Like yeah other people's live sucks but were financially raped here and not allowed to step foot in the nice cities. It's rural areas and Midwestern cities unless you want a box under the bridge for good.
>>25363542
>nice cities
pick one
>>25363869
Then i guess ill pick nice cities you idiot
>>25364381
nah cities arent nice, calm down and don't be rude.
Guys the news is out everyone knows this is a troll board. We need to make another. I mean everything here IS satire RIGHT? right?
>>25363525
If everything here is satire then what is the truth? Girls actually do have it hard? That normies aren't shit eating shallow retards? That wageslaves actually do like their lives? You sound like one of those beta white knights who never wants to say anything off color so you have a 1 in a million chance of a girl saying "omg you never say anything off color so hot omg"
>>25363714
Then you don't know who i am.
>>25363733
Who are you then?
Anybody here ever have sex with someone who is mentally retarded? Explain.
I work with a woman who is severely retarded, and she has two kids by different fathers who are not around.
She is around 40, practically illiterate, barely able to hold a conversation, mostly bald, obese, and not attractive by any standards. Every time I see her I wonder at the fact that at least one man has had sex with her not once, but multiple times. How did she consent? Does she understand how sex works, or how she got pregnant? Did she try dating? Did she initiate, and if so, why did...
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For some reason I feel as if a retarded guy would have been fired on the spot.
I've always been curious about retarded sex as well anon. There have been times where I've looked it up out of curiosity (trust me that shit is gross no matter what) and I can't see who would want to associate themselves with that.
>>25363463
What episode is that from? Rad is my husbando and I don't remember him being that confident ever.
I love moonbeam city.
>>25363463
Childbirth must have been terrifying for the woman in OP's story.
You will not survive in this world as a black guy who doesn't fit the stereotypes.
If you somehow came out intelligent, then it's best to act stupid around people, say nigga a lot and prioritize pussy.
You WILL become friends with everyone and slay every woman that encounters you. But if you appear to be even remotely intelligent, have interesting hobbies or a career that might go somewhere that isn't rap or basketball, then you're fucked. No one will like you. TRUST ME
>>25363424
You have been whining for hours.
You cannot fix being asocial other than by being social. Genuinely, happily social.
>>25363452
Which guy are you talking about? the one with the 300+ reply thread? I made this thread to save other black people so they don't end up like him.
There are too many black men on here that can escape the robot life if they just start being a thug.
>>25363424
Have a Nigerian friend who's extremely smart and gets along well with everyone even though he's introverted. He stays up all night playing video games and sleeps through classes but still makes great grades. His sister went to Stanford, so I wouldn't be surprised if he does too. And before you cry about affirmative action, he actually has near-perfect test scores along with great grades.
Facebook Pepe cringe thread?
>>25363415
that's actually a pretty /relatable/ feel for robots.
As is this for me, my oneitis likes gym rats with arrogant personalities, the opposite of what I am.
>>25363415
>>25363454
Post more you fucking faggots.
>>25363473
what the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?
I'll have you know I.. ect ect
Why are all you guys so gay?
>>25363205
probably from lack of female affection
SAUCESAUCESAUCESAUCESAUCE
>>25363205
I'm not. I don't even think gay men find me attractive.
Will /b/ ever be good again and not 90% porn threads?
Where can I recapture that 2005 feels?
Depends
What exactly are you looking for in the "2005 feels"?
>>25363334
I'm not sure, quality and interesting content that is not just porn or gore would be nice.
I have to come here instead because threads are actually nice sometimes and don't immediately go to page 10.
Where did all the OGs run off to?
Is Debian the system for robots?
Good luck to that weak bitch of a man
>>25363419
Well... he actually did it. And those tweets were his "suicide notes".
DEBIANFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Why are you still on this normie board and not the superior /grim/?
Over there, everyone's just sharing feels
I'm here for the woman hate, and there's none over there.
>>25363156
Well then you probably shouldn't be on /r9k/ anyway because the janitor here hates those threads
But anyway, they actually do have a board for that, it's called /b/ and it's not a clusterfuck of porn
hey robots hows it going today
Bloxbloxbloxbl
>>25363220
I won't let this happen
Terrible. My life sucks.
Would you say happiness is genetic?
My cousin is depressed and has tried to kill himself, has cuts all over his wrists and other fucked shit.
My other cousin is a drug addict that has done cocaine.
I'm a fucking robot posting on r9k.
What do you think?
>>25363136
Yeah, I'm 6'6, white and literally constantly euphoric.
I'm >>25362933
The game is rigged folks
Druggies are interesting and get a lot of social support though. Whether you think so or not I'm sure they've had relationships with ups and downs and your family has quietly financially supported them over the years without your knowledge. This is because they are not complete genetic dead ends.
You're worse than them, if that's what you were wondering about.