>tfw gotten so used to 4chan that I occasionally try to greentext IRL
how do you do that?
pls don't tell me you say, "implying so and so"
>>25369501
I don't actually say it out loud, but sometimes when someone says something I instinctively think to respond ">implying..."
>>25369551
I say "meme arrow" (while making the meme arrow sign with my hand) and then I make an implication.
For those of us still trying to make it, what are your goals for 2016?
I want to focus more on doing things that are productive, like practicing music and getting back into programming, rather than wasting time on the internet (like I'm doing now). Also gonna go to the gym regularly.
I'd like to date/get a gf but I honestly have no idea how to go about doing that, or increase my chances of a girl being interested in me.
>what are your goals for 2016?
I'd like to actually lose weight for once. I know how to do it. I'm not retarded. But god damn, I just love eating food
I'd also like to continue progressing at my job (sheet metal worker here) and maybe get into a relationship. I've been trying online dating, but it's extremely bad so far.
>>25369313
I want to get good at chord/melody playing on my ukulele, and also get more comfortable with harder chords and going up the fret board.
I want to get my deadlift to 515, my bench press to 315, and lose some body fat.
I also want to start classes to be a mechanic but I don't know if I should do automotive or heavy equipment.
>>25369313
>continue to gym
>finally cycle 100 miles in one ride
>get a job (been unemployed since the start of dec)
>mountain bike more
You're watching a movie on the couch and you get up to get a snack. When you turn back around you see this. What do?
>>25369296
file a dmca notice
>>25369296
Finish my popcorn as fast as I can and chug my soda and then have sex
>>25369296
grab my gun and shoot home invader
Zerg don't have access to anything that doesn't work in RL with two exceptions.
1) Queens and Overlords have human - level intelligence, wide - range telepathy, and very minor telekinesis - much less powerful then a gun. As a result, Overlords can't fly.
2) Zerg hyperadaptivity is still working, but without Vespen gase it takes not seconds, but weeks or several days in a cocoon.
Everything else is just... Not working. Growing a hatchery takes several weeks, Hydralisk have firepower of an LMG, Zerglings are vulnerable to AP rounds or concentrated fire...
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tl;dr
just 6 pool on ladder bro
>>25369263
Tought you autists liked serious discussion instead of bait and shitpost.
Why no one ever participate my threads
What's the best way to kill yourself while simultaneously making it seem like a accident?
Dangerous sports.
Car accident.
Gun. Use cleaning kit. whilst putting it back together. shoot yourself.
>sensible hat
Also speak to someone, therapy, Samaritans, docs, social workers etc etc,
drive to an area near a cliff, drink some alcohol, wait until you get buzzed/drunk, drive off the cliff. don't be a loser and drive tho. only drink b4 u drive off the cliff.
anyways..please go see a therapist or something.
>>25369261
Drive out to the country. Shoot yourself with a gun tied with balloons.
MURDER MYSTERY YO!
>wondering about isis stuff
>what if i meet recruiter somewhere in the future
>was thinking reaaallyy haaard
>i would leave my family to be a terrorist
>end of story
What would you do if you met isis recruiter?
If you want to LARP as a sandnigger, at least do it on the side of one of the rebel groups fighting against ISIS. US air support is much better when you're not on the receiving end.
>>25369227
>waiting for the perfect girl to magically ask you out
>waiting for an ISIS recruiter to magically make your life exciting
>>25369227
Call the cops probably.
Also, you're definitely on a list now OP.
What keeps you coming back to 4chan everyday?
Muh safe space and echo chamber. Don't have to face reality if I have 100 other people who want to be miserable with me.
I don't really know. I hate the majority of you retards and all the stupid shit people seem to enjoy arguing endlessly about.
Then again, I don't know where else to go. Fuck this
Lately, I've found myself wondering a lot about why I come to this place. What do I get out of discussing stupid shit all day on this site? Nothing. Will it make my life better? Nope.
2016's around the corner, so I might put a block on the URL and see how long I can leave.
ITT: Pepes only you own.
freshly baked Italian pepe
>>25369213
It's unsurprising that a tripfag would be making Reddit-tier threads
>>25369342
Nice one, lel
>>25369374
this = reddit, baka
HELP
How do I start a conversation with a girl on Tinder?
I always see "don't just send 'hi' or 'hey'" on girl's profiles. What should I say? We have common interests judging from her bio. Should I jump straight to that? Should I just talk about meeting up and getting to know her in person?
Just describe your dick in Spanish to her
So I bought this mask, because I thought it would help me a little bit with what I'm becoming.
Anyways, I wear it when I go on runs in the night and go to the gym at midnight. When I look at myself in the mirror it really helps me get through life.
Is it against the law to wear this, tho? I only wear it at night when there's nobody around.
>>25369192
What are you becoming desu.
>>25369210
Death itself
There's no law against being autistic so I suppose not.
who /holdingpattern/ here?
>Unemployed 12 months now
>Can't do cool things because need to be careful with money
>Days and weeks are mostly the same
>Exercise, read, study, cook, chores, old vidya
>Apply for jobs, rare skill set so they don't come up often
>Minor progress towards goals keeping me sane
Anyone else know these feels?
More or less same here. Stuck in the welfare loophole dont wanna loose my money but do want to work
Work on systemshock2 conversion map every other day.
>>25369109
>rare skill set
Bitch please you're just lazy as shit
If you need to work, there's plenty of work
I'm sure the tavern down the road doesn't need your "rare skillset", but some will to actual fucking do something
Stop complaining
>>25369162
No thanks anon.
I see where you are coming from, but there are people that need those jobs much more than I do for now.
hey guys im just dumping my OC pepes so i can save them on my phone also
please do not steal them in-transit, they are mine
Insufferable Reddit cancer.
Ok OP, we won't steal.GUYS GET THE FUCK IN HERE THERES GONNA BE TONS OF THE NORMIEBOOK FROG
i took thr OP picture in Monmouthshire in case you wanted to know
as for this one, i had recently developed stressinduced amnesia and it was a troubling time in my life.
I have zero sympathy for this man, he played the part of an autist for youtube views and now he's too deep in and needs to make videos for money. I'm glad he hates his life and wants to sucide, thats what he gets for impersonating the robot stereotype, people actually treating him like an autist.
Anyways I made this little rant because he recently uploaded a song where he raps for a few minutes about how he's a special butterfly snowflake and how his audience is to stupid to understand him. It tickled my funny bone.
So /r9k/, what do you feel about Filthy Frank
The man had to eat baked vomit to pay his bills. I safely say that I have never stooped that low in my life
He's a fucking useless autist who caters to children and has a sperg fan base. I hate him with a passion
His videos make me laugh, I don't care about his real personality.
>you will never have a gf like this
Fucking kill me. She's like the girl other people don't give a shit about but she makes me sick with how perfect she is.
she is astonishingly beautiful
ok kekked
She has a beat face. Gives off a bully vibe.
>December 30th, 2015
Take me back doodoo do do
>>25369029
what are your new years resolutions?
to stop making these shit threads should be one of them
An hour into the last day of 2015 here.
Less than 23 hours of this year left.