w-who n-new years k-kiss here
>>25373778
My only new year's tradition is masturbating alone and trying to time my orgasm to 12:00.
>tfw naturally manipulative
>tfw get an average amount of pussy but in every case it comes from months or even years of getting inside the girl's head and turning them on to me, sometimes taking steps on purpose but often without even thinking or wanting to
>tfw don't feel like anyone who expresses attraction or kindness to me is genuine praise as a result because I've probably made them say it
general arguments I've used, though the methods are more complex...
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>>25373950
You couldn't manipulate me fakkit
>>25373993
well sure, I never claimed I could do it to anybody, there's been plenty of people I've approached who turn out to be not very susceptible and I end up becoming disinterested from them and distancing myself from them even when I try to actively counteract it because I know it's asshole behaviour
I'm starting to get worried I have a personality disorder or something
Right and wrong are subjective... lol jk
Right and wrong are bullshit
Seriously, if you can sleeze your way to the top, practice hedonism, and be happy with yourself, no magical boogeyman is going to punish you when you die. So, in my opinion, as a manipulative person myself, continue on that path straight to success. The guilt eventually fades when the fruits of your labor come in.
>tfw bullied into becoming a girl
Tfw this is my fetish
I didn't ask for these feels.
>>25374640
Post pics of your boipussy to be honest.
>>25374640
Same.
>tfw not cute at all so it will never happen
Does she still hate you, robot?
>>25373853
No, she probably moved on and avoids thinking about me.
>>25373853
No, but I hate her.
And myself.
>>25373853
After I finally changed she started hating herself instead after getting rejected.
Ok anons, I need to know, help a robot out
> how2perform nipple stimulation on grill?
>>25373596
You definitely asked in the right place
The more you play with your nipples, the more sensitive they get, man or woman.
>>25373673
There's plenty of anons here who have experience.
Plus this is my favorite board
I have returned you sluts.
>>25373739
Elliot Rodgers was asian you retard.
yeah that's more a designated elliot
>>25373739
Is this like the end of Dragon Ball Z when Boo comes back as Oob?
https://www.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/3ycctm/men_of_ppdrate_these_women/
I thought only women judged men's looks harshly?
None of the women in the pictures are below 5-6 to me yet the men in that thread wouldn't even fuck half of them.
You've shown me the error of my sexist ways!
Clearly this anecdote from a leftist website invalidates multiple studies and common sense
Here are the women in question so you don't have to boost OP's reddit thread viewcount
quite literally, op could have posted the pictures in the first place, but is too much of a faggot to put effort into making a thread.
>>25373654
6/10
4/10
5/10
6/10
4/10
3/10
sum average women they be, nothing noteworthy
>Eggman thread gets deleted
>Rose threads are ok
I don't even like the faggot. Just curious.
Same, wish they would stay up.
>>25373527
WOAH THERE COWBOY
what's with all the lewd feet?
It's a good sign that the mods are taking a stance against tripcucks.
My trip is just randomly banned for shitposting a lot too so the mods are dedicated to returning quality posts to the board.
Since its new years eve, anon, we can share this bed, just don't get all rapey, ok
>>25373516
Oh, goodie. Some bitch gets to hog my bed space. If you don't deliver, you aren't sleeping in my bed.
I have VERY low promiscuity and urge to have sex with men so I would GLADLY share the same bed with a man, as I would a woman.
THAT IS EQUALITY!
>>25373516
>you can sleep in my bed with me, but you're not Chad so I don't really think of you as a man and you barely even qualify as human, so please don't have any natural human sexual urges or I'll be totes disgusted k?
"Jammin Memes" by Dr.Meme
Day by day,
Hour by the hour,
yet there rest no upvote?
Noneth for the jammin meme.
Dost thou havest HE?
The 4th Chan striketh,
the dead thread bell,
dire is the meme,
as Kek is to Lel.
Be there le nine gags,
OP fags,
and stories told in green.
yet,
there rest no upvote..?
My fate is sealed,
Moot shaketh his departing head,
as I lead to the gallows,
my jammin meme.
What kind of bullshit...
Delete this shit
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*smacks head*
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*smacks head*
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*smacks...
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>>25373490
am i autistic if I acted this out loud, complete with head smacking and all?
my mom came to my room and asked me if i was okay
>>25373682
give us details of what just happened.
>>25373758
i was sitting at my desktop computer in my room and i was browsing the catalog and i saw this post.
For some reason I decided to scream each line, and I smacked my head really hard in between.
I think I did it because I've been programming for a few hours and I can't solve a certain bug and it is fun to act retarded when I've hit a roadblock in my life
I did it really loud and my room is the basement. I heard footsteps and my mom came down and tried to open my door which I keep...
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How does it feel to BTFO someone
this coming from a robot who is too beta to say anything back
>>25373354
this kid who kinda gets on my nerves sometimes was wrong about something in a group chat.
I corrected him.
It was okay.
If all girls want chad, do lesbians not really exist?
>>25373422
I personally hate lesbians.
A lot of them are just trying to seem sexy to chad by fucking other girls because they fell for the meme that all men like girl on girl. gay dudes are alright but lesbians aught to be burned alive.
>>25373422
>implying any women exist
>>25373470
What about the ones that aren't like that? That just like girls?
what are your new years resolutions, robots?
Hit the gym and read more.I said the same thing last year
nothing, new years resolution is a meme
college drop out here, want to make it get back to uni and succeed in that math course ;_;
I miss being in education. Neither NEET nor wageslave can compare.
I hate being a wageslave. It is literally the worse.