we mainstream now
i just wanna read the rest of the joke desu
>>25375640
it goes on and on then it says she got to floor 6 full of thousands of women and the sign said "there is no floor 6, this floor is reserved to prove that women can never be happy with what they have"
>>25375640
The punchline is that women are never satisfied.
This has to be one of you guys, it just has to be
https://youtu.be/wGA4I2nInO4
>>25374965
this guy is fake you dumbass
Only reddit memes irl like that.
that guy probably only got good looking after highschool so he still trawls for gross tumblr sluts. His new confidence from being the best looking guy in the lowest social caste has made him a completely insufferable cunt, he probably dates cutters who cheat on him.
>>25374965
https://youtu.be/wGA4I2nInO4
Here he is again. Sounds more like a redditor.
If more guns makes society safer, then why isn't Iraq the 7th safest place in the world? It ranks 7th in gun ownership.
Because cuckservatives and their arms manufacturer buddies.
>If more guns makes society safer
Nobody outside of America thinks this. Not even the countries full of guns. Guns make killing people so easy which means crime rates in general will rise: robbery, rape, etc. Plus, more guns means more niggers. Niggers love crime and guns are perfect for criminal activity.
How do women live with breasts this big? I've always found big breasts fascinating.
Having a proper bra is a major help imo
>>25374808
I imagine that they live showered in attention and praise for their entire lives.
What a bummer.
Who /religious parents/ here?
>tfw was raised Jehovahs Witness
>>25375232
sorry wrong face
>>25375244
Got my harry potter books burned that I had to pay for out of my own pocket. Fucker is just mad he fell for the "never get higher education " meme.
>>25375232
It's a roastie pretending to be a wizard (witch) to be cool. Fucking attention whore.
Here's a pic of my brother.What are the chances of him getting a qt gf?
NaN/10
Who here /bipolar/,/schizophrenic/ or both?
/Creative/ also?
My 37 year old sister is schizophrenic, as was our father who is now dead. She is noncompliant with treatment and meds. I took a restraining order out on her in 2012 because she really went full on psycho. My mom hasn't spoken to her since February of 2015. We have no way of contacting her because she moves often and has no working phone number. We don't know if she's alive or dead.
Feels bad, man. We used to be best friends. She was beautiful, she looked like a Greek barbie. I grew up an ugly 1/10 fat femanon with bad acne and bad hair. But my sis was...
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>>25375144
so what were the things she did when she went full psycho?
>>25375004
Those are real diseases OP, not special snowflake badges to excuse your assburgers.
I have to say, I really do love you all.
>first date in years
>Real life nekomimi (catgirls fuck yeah!)
>too good to be true?
>She cancels for "New Years plans" but our date was for the night after.
>naturally, assume it was an excuse just to cancel.
>turns out she DID have the dates mixed up, apologized, and our date is back on!
>In those crushing...
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>>25374768
4chan isn't your personal blog, faggot. Perhaps reddit is more your speed?
>>25374822
I love you.
origin story ewrwer
>>25374768
Op is truly a faggot.
Who here /eating disorder/?
Here's your daily reminder that you're a fatass if you ate more than 1k calories today, but hey, at least the holidays are almost over and your relatives will stop trying to force-feed you.
>>25374952
>if you ate more than 1k calories today
>healthy adults need about 2.5k per day
i eat 3.6k cals a day and I'm stuck at 200lbs
why can't I just gain those 15 I want senpai
>>25374952
I'm about to polish off a nice protein shake which will put me at 3.5kcal for the day. Feels good man.
Is there a girl you just can't forget, robots?
>2008
>Save up enough for Japan trip, go in the dead of winter
>Spend most of trip travelling alone, as a robot should, but I know a guy in Osaka, a Japanese otaku comrade who I'd met when he was an exchange student in the US.
>Go to Osaka for a few days to hang out
>Go to dinner, he brings a bunch of friends.
One of them is this girl. I'm not sure she said more than a few words the whole night, and when they did, they were in an odd, almost creepy, soft and quiet voice. She's petite, short black hair, conservative, dark winter clothes, decently cute.
Her eyes. Holy shit. I've never seen anything like them in my life. They saw right through me. Right down to my core.
They told me she was training to be a witch. I thought they meant a priestess or something. No. A "majo." An actual witch.
Of course, it was some kind of "chuuni," the kind of delusions teenagers have when they watch too much anime.
Right?
But those eyes. And everything else about her too. Like something not quite of this world.
Unsettling.
Uncomfortable.
Almost violating.
And impossibly, unbearably, irresistibly arousing.
I don't even remember her name, or if I was even told it. I barely remember what her face looked like. But I remember those eyes when I wake up in the middle of the night, almost eight years later.
Maybe she really was a witch. Her spell seems to have worked on me.
(I searched one of the 'boorus for an appropriate image to use, and Kuonji Alice seemed perfect.)
Ah shit.
There was this one girl getting interviewed for a school I was going to, on the same day I was. She looked like literally the definition of perfect. She said her name was Emmy, which...reminds me of another perfect girl, one which you may all be aware of.
Back in elementary school, there was this redhead girl me and my two best friends competed for. She never really talked and was absent often, but she was cute as fuck. We'd always invite her to play with us and we'd each try to outbadass each other to impress her.
Towards the end of the year she had a birthday party and gave out invitations to the whole class. Everyone got some fairly generic ones, but the cover of mine had a heart and inside was a picture of a key.
So I went to the party, and at some point she told me to follow her. We went upstairs...
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>>25374958
what the fuck did I just read
original comment
Dae: Have dreams where they do things then they occur in real life?
>inB4 Dejavu
Just feel like My dreams are trying to tell me something. Pretty sure I need to be AN hero, any anons have feedback?
Bump
.sorry I have no images I lost almost all my data :/
This happens to me too
It's very weird
A couple of times I've been mindfucked so hard I almost lost my shit right then and there
I think that's its kind of a second sight thing
...this is what reddit users look like?
I've never felt so fucking ugly like I always joked with my self at least I dont look as bad as a redditor, you know?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/3yv6bj/reddit_what_do_you_look_like/
fuck that reddit is full of secret stacy sluts
reddit.com/r/gonewild
>>25374496
They're so hot...
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mods will ban anime threads for b material out of b
but not this
>>25374707
always not forget
>>25374707
Anime is for fags and old school 3-6 mafia is for true thugs
>tfw you fart in your covers
smells like poopy eggs, yummy yummy in my tummy
caca poopoo yummy mummy peepee
pic related im a earth rocker
Die already
Star Wars killed Earth Rocker posting
I love the smell of my own farts.
What do normies do all day?
have sex and post on social media
Wake up, be complacent, sleep repeat
>die
be as "connected" to society as they can by browsing social media all day.