>mfw new year's eve
>https://youtu.be/9_EEHPzfJ5g?t=18
>this is my actual face when NYE because I'm actually crippled
Fuck.
>>25380303
are you a vegetable
>>25380354
Nope, but I have cerebral palsy. Luckily only my legs are fucked up pretty much. Just like Dan.
>for a moment my soul lights up with the phone
>charged
>another new years eve alone
>>25380217
I really liked this post. Minimal in content but very emotional.
>>25380217
>for a moment my soul lights up with the phone
>Vodafone: You have used all the extra data remaining for your billing cycle. Your billing cycle ends on 7/1/16. For more information on your account, please visit vodafone.com.au/my
>another new years eve alone just like every new years eve before
>>another new years eve alone
>>25380217
im not sure i understand the first 2 lines there
im hung over and have no pot to smoke hold me r9k
>>25380180
Drink water, eat greasy food and pop an aspirin or two and you should be okay.
what is it with your weed heads do y'all can't pause for a day / a week?
>>25380481
it just makes me feel right as rain, especially if ive been drinking the last night
>have second-cousins over right now from interstate, staying here at my parents house b/c its a big house
>there's 6 girls at my house right now aged 18-20, a few of my second cousins and their friends
>they're all celebrating 2016 and im in my room
>not joining them because too self-conscious because I JUST REALISED IM FUCKING 28 YEARS OLD
>tfw im quickly turning into that weird old man
I can't even...
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We're all just like you. calm down.
>>25380136
Why?
What the fuck do we all have in common?
My brothers and sisters all turned out perfectly normal and my parents are still married and live together happily. I am the random miserable cunt of a middle-child in a upper-class highly social family. I shouldn't be here, I should've made it. It's all my fault desu.
So, fellow normies. How many girls are you going to kiss THIS new years eve?
Last year I managed 3 in a row.
Either you didnt and you are lying or something was wrong. Idk, they were either ugly, doing it as a joke or.. something. Point is, if you are coming to r9k to brag, something is either not quite alright with your achievement or you are just trolling which is equally pathetic. Happy new year OP.
Does the new year kiss seriously happen? I'm from eastern europe and I'm going out on new years eve. I didn't know about this custom. How autistic am I gonna look if I don't do it?
>>25380165
happens if your in a couple or have been trying to hook up for a while but most (single) people just do shots so dont worry fampai
>2017
>Not wanting a white gf
>>25380147
>Katy Perry
>White
Pick one
Why would you want a gf at all?
OP, are you a black guy?
Would you ever consider adopting a child?
I'll probably never find a girl that wants me to impregnate her, and my parents would be okay with helping raise another kid, so would a kid growing up with a dad and grandparents turn out to be fine?
That's like fighting to be a cuck. Without even getting sex. Pathetic.
>>25380101
Depends on the dad and grandparents really, but as long as they have a strong father figure they should be okay.
>>25380128
I just want to get the experience of raising a child before I die
>tfw my gf said she doesnt want to have sex on new year
>tfw she said she goes out with her friends
>tfw gonna spend new year with her son
>>25380062
nice bait cuckboy
Ho ho ho cuckobv bait
>>25380077
you figured that fast out you facebook faggot
*downvoted*
>when you get drunk and wake up and see all the cringeworthy shit you've sent to girls
dont know that feel to be honest
I only sperg out irl when I'm drunk. it's a lot more cringey but at least there is no physical evidence most of the time
I should probably stop drinking though. I completely lose my shit and act like a goddamn lunatic when drunk, spilling guts. starting fights, asking people if they got any drugs and generally being an obnoxious faggot
some memories still haunt me but you just have to learn to shrug it off
iktf
/r9k/ doesn't really help, because you know all the time you see someone chanting about how you just have to try and approach women. Well if I approach women while drunk it ends up baddly. Like this one time I tried to talk to this girl but somehow started talking about societal collapse and cannibalism. She wasn't pleased.
>speaking to real grills
gtfo normalslime
>porn is literally just people fucking
Well no shit.
What, you want a fucking novel to go with it?
Wow.
Great post.
Original content.
Just wow.
>>25379904
Well it'd be nice to be invested
I love frenchie more than anyone and nobody will love you as much as we love each other !
>>25379786
I love you more and I'm telling you that you could stop wars by letting everyone suck your dick please at least consider it.
>>25379831
No, I told you my slutting days are over and I am with you and only you now. You should be thanking me for letting you be exclusive with me instead of urging me to be a slut
>>25379786
You could start with robots.
>sit on master's dick
>depression : cured
They need you !
fuck you normies
This to be quite honest family.Fuck the robot, it's ruining R9K.
>>25380535
>Robot
>Ruining r9k
Okay. I guess all that endless shitposting make it SO much better.
>>25379769
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2krW8uaB_wo
I don't get it. :( Stupid normies and their memes. Can someone explain this?
Do a lot of guys want to fall asleep as they piss? I've never felt that lazy.
>>25379738
No idea. Personally I'd prefer more privacy than is offered at basically any urinal on the planet.
>>25379738
I don't get it either, maybe when they're drunk they can lean on them
>>25379738
what? you are weird not getting it
What happens if you don't show up to jury duty?
bump back to the forefronttttt
>>25379730
Usually fined.
If you're in university or if attending jury duty would constitute an undue burden, you can probably get out of it.
You can also act biased during jury selection. Or just bring up jury nullification, that will get you out pretty easily. Make it seem natural, like you disagree with U.S. law and wouldn't follow it.
The sheriff kicks in your door at 3am and brings you back to the police station to make fun of you for being a virgin. Then you get a 150 dollar fine
>tfw trying to do normie shit like hanging out with people, getting a job, use a dating app
>tfw it all results in horrifying fuckups and i want to kill myself and crawl back into my anime/vidya/4chan shell
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BOUNCE BACK FROM NEET KHV LOSERDOM? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>25379699
step 1 get off 4chan
step 2 read a fucking book
step 3 pretend to do normies shit and learn to talk by practicing on your own so you know what is wierd or not
step 4 get social media and use it
step 5 look for friends who share common interests
>>25379699
I used to read books all day every day. Literally knstead of eatong lunch i would go to my teacher`s classroom and read. Ever since elementary the only friends i would have are sometimes i would sit next to the other loners in class, not even talk so we werent even really friends. Got a little better in middle school because i actually atarted talking to the loners a bit, but not much. Then i get to highschool. Most of my loner "friends" went to a different high school. (Had a gf too during the summer.....
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>>25380284
Ignore the spelling mistakes.. it took me a long time to write that and i didnt have time to go check everything