>2016
>moving to /fit/
>trying the lifting and self improvement meme
>cya robots
>>25394748
A house doesn't make a home. Don't leave me here alone
Just be sure to read the sticky and lurk a lot. And try greyskull LP instead of doing SS, you'll be strong but also aesthetic.
You'll be back.
Probably very soon.
What's all this crap about not fapping on New Years Eve? This copypasta has been going around all day.
"They are trying to do something awful to us"
Oh dear god what is this
>>25394566
you aren't a robot if you don't participate in the nofap2016. Go back to leddit.
>>25394566
yeah i dont think im gonna be able to do it
>>25394583
It's too strong senpai
Mommy's almost home with my roll tacos and then she's heading out to a new years party where she'll probably get drunk and do a bunch of retarded normie shit with her retarded roastie friends.
After that i'll make her feel guilty for not spending enough time with her little boy and she'll take to walmart to get a new game for my PS4.
How's your new years, robots?
Igot drunk to fast, touched my cosuin in a bad way and got beat up by her husnnandband.
>>25394582
Sounds like a rough night. Plans for the rest of the evening?
who /munching mummy when she gets back liquored up tonight/?
>my little cousin is spending some time in the hospital this week
>shes 10, yet she is having some mental issues, probably resulting from her dad's death last year
>want to help her somehow, as she is more like a little sister to me
>not sure how to help, outside of what I already did
>offered to hang out/talk if she needs it, and gave her an Animal Crossing stuffed animal
This is tearing me up a lot. I...
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Check this out
I literally could not give less of a shit
I just don't care
Deal with it
>>25394574
Watch out you don't cut yourself on your edges
>>25394619
Don't think you understand so I'll explain it again.
The amount I care is straight up 0%. I don't think you understand just how little I care.
Deal with it
>I will DIE a virgin
>>25394446
We all will
>>25394446
Meh, it's not that great. Ok every now and then but not worth getting all sad over.
>>25394446
none of us die a virgin, life fuggs all of us :DD
t. gurt gobain :DDD
How do I get a 6 foot tall guy to touch my pussy and boobs?
I'm only meeting 6 foot tall guys online and it's hard to tell if they're lying or not. But I've been approached by some irl and I wasn't into them. Now I want a taste of that dick.
But really I just love the idea of some big manhand touching my little tight virgin cunt and fondling my big boobs. Any ideas?
>baiting so intensely
die faggot queer trash
>>25394445
I don't know. I can only tell you how to hit on geeks like me. But seeming "stable" is a good bet. If you don't know how, try emulating the stability you'd seek in a man.
>tfw this isn't me right now
I'm so alone on new years eve
>>25394439
That's the type of girl i'd target if i were a rapist. She looks enough like my oneitis.
>>25394439
why is she covering her mouth ;_;
>another female getting her dosage of big black cock
Who else here going to fap while listening to normies countdown the new year then blow their load when they shout happy New year?
>>25394369
No one really? It is a great feeling having an entire Timezone celebrate you cumming.
>>25394545
Fuck you all. I'll enjoy my fap alone then.
>>25394369
I never actually thought about doing that before, thanks for the idea anon. I think I know what I'll be doing on midnight tonight.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, LIEUTENANT DAN!
mfw will never loose my legs in a war
>>25394357
Is there a bigger cuck in the history of cinema than Forrest Gump?
Got some major feels when Jenny died, even though she was a roastie
alpha thread?
new years party, went home with someone and shes asleep now
want to help unhappy bros have a good 2016
ask me whats ailing you and ill try to help, but no matter how mentally fucked you think you are, its not your fault
>went home with someone and shes asleep now
take a pic and prove it faggot.
Strangle her and post vid and I will donate to child cancer hospital next time I go to the movies.
>>25394461
there's no point compromising myself or her
whats ailing you
WILL I GET A GIRLFRIEND IN 2016
>>25394302
"If you count Waifus, then yes"
Lower your standards and find a landwhale, its harsh but its the only solution to get a gf
If dubs yes. I don't want a girlfriend, but I'll get them for you, OP.
Who else here doing a /nofap2016/?
>>25394220
reporting in i am doing it
>>25394220
One thread at a time asshole
> tfw I've masturbated at least 2-3 times a day every day for the past 15 years
> I have literally no idea what it's like to go a week, let alone a day, without masturbating
What should I expect? Do you feel different at all?
>go to bar
>order fav drink
>Hilary sits next to you
>barkeeper says "oh, miss Clinton! What'll you be having?"
>she points towards you "i'll have what he's having"
>places her hand on your leg
>what do?
>>25394209
Why did this make me laugh
Original post :)
This was my ultimate fantasy at one point.
I think I'd fuck her just to say I did.
That'd be a pretty cool trophy if you think about it.
there is something wrong. its new years eve, I am supposed to spend this night reflecting on the year, thinking about the future. instead you can find me at the club tonight, getting myself shitfaced until I feel nothing. I feel very bad about it, something is wrong.
I think I am being conditioned to feel alone, somehow. when I am by myself, I do not feel lonely, or bad that I am spending time by myself. it is only when friends and coworkers ask me about my night, that I feel sad. so in order to avoid said sadness, I go out. I go to the club to feel less alone, but find...
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Measurement of time is a human construct faggot, go on with life.
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>>25394200
the new years feel is already over. now its just the memeing debauchery part.
post here if you havent seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>>25394195
I don't know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. All faggot autistic shit as far as I'm concerned.
who /never seen a single star wars movie/ here
anakinis darth vader