All of you are all right and I hope you have a prosperous and safe 2016! As they say "you can't see me, my time is now!"
Right back at you OP
Good luck op!
This is the year for me.
If I can't get better at work, can't get moved out of my parents place and get my mental conditions handled, I'm gonna end myself this moment next year.
>>25403392
>>25402994
Thanks guys! About to pop open a champagne!
Post one reason why you haven't killed yourself yet. I bet you can't come up with a good one.
I'm scared to die, but don't fear death. I will accept death when it shows it's face to me.
Too many unplayed games
I finally have real friends. Sometimes I get paranoid and think they're only nice to me out of pity but I always move past those thoughts.
>Woke up a few hours ago
>Recovering from hangover from New Years
>Made Tea
>Bought Europa Universails IV
>Had a Shower
>Snuggled up in some blankets with the aircon on
Tell me robots, why isn't being comfy the greatest thing in the world?
>>25402672
Thiswas a pretty smug New Years.
>>25402672
/comfy/ is life
>nye at little local whiskey bar
>kiss qt friend for change over
>hungover in bed watching lotr special features
>>25402672
>9:30pm
>Haven't slept this year yet due to the acid triplast night
>Lying in bed now
I'm at maximum comfy.
>2016 A.D.
>Still no gf
do any of u have gfs yet?
>>25403040
I do and its fucking awful
>No time for vidya
>Spend money on her
>She gained a ton of weight because she doesn't think she has to impress me anymore
>No alone time, no free time
>Shes a casual who only plays 3DS games and listens to shit music
Going to breakup with her and then probably kill myself, you faggots said it would be better...
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HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT?
I CANT TAKE ANY LONGER
Hey anti-suicide fags,
So what if I physically removed myself from my current location, and went and did whatever in some far away foreign land. What would change? Would I suddenly start wanting things again? Would my blood boil with renewed ambition, would I acquire magical new skills, become a social butterfly all of a sudden? Would my money problems go away, would my mother start talking to me again, would I become an interesting, smart, likeable person? Would my life become a Hemingway novel, just in function of the place I find myself in, just because I decided to...
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>>25402539
Anti-suicide fags haven't really thought about or experienced enough of the human condition.
I wouldn't take their arguments seriously
>>25402539
You could do some really cool shit before you kill yourself though.
>>25402539
I don't know, but when I started exercising at night I felt better even though nothing else in my life changed. I should start doing that again.
What are some hard life lessons you leraned in 2015?
Shit... You just had to remind me
I'd say I came to the realization of how unlikely it is for my life to truly get better
>>25402408
There's no point in trying if you aren't genetically superior.
>Depression can't be cured.
>Women are fickle, you cannot go soft on them.
>Women can't be trusted.
>I'm never going to achieve anything.
>First impressions are all that count.
I'm not one and I don't even want to be one but its undeniable that having them think your one of them is beneficial in a lot of ways, so how do you go about making them think that you are?
Is social media and all that hashtag and selfie shit mandatory?
>>25402327
Hide your power level, and take part in the banter. I cant stand normies, but blending in with them is easy.
>>25402389
Well maybe "blend in" wasn't the right phrasing, I mean more like, get them to like you and want to include you in stuff.
Like get invited to parties, to eat out, to hang out, and ultimately have buddy bro types that you go out and do shit with a girlfriend to fuck around with you.
You end up having what they have but without losing yourself in the process.
>>25402327
it's easy just wear a normie mask,hiding your true feelings ins't that hard
>tfw short and have a small dick.
>tfw too tall and too long dick.
>>25402291
>tfw just the right height and length
>>25402291
Life has no purpose at that point
Just end it already
Anyone else got a gf and realize they were overrated?
fapping to shemale porn is a much nicer time than dealing with a woman for a blowjob/sex
You must've had a shit gf. Mine makes me unbelievably happy and helped drag me out of rock bottom.
>>25402252
Don't know what you're talking about man. I've had some bad relationships before, that ended badly even, but the experience overall was still worth it. I blabsolutely love having my current girlfriend around, doubly so in holidays like today. Great feeling to know in advance I won't be alone.
>>25402252
you should get a qt ladyboy gf to fuck you in the ass
i did and is definitely not overrated
Is corn the new Pepe?
Corn is sooooooooooooo old
>>25402236
are you retarded? or are you just pretending?
I don't see Pepe being replaced anytime soon and especially not with a fast transition. Remember when the catalog was 90% Pepe and Wojak pictures? That probably won't ever happen again.
Hey robots, help me with my stats project. I'm trying to get at least 100 samples. Thanks!
http://strawpoll.me/6418535/
Bumping with some interesting data I collected.
(Please vote what you had thought beforehand.)
Of course, it's the opposite in the Southern hemisphere.
ROFL I just voted the opposite of what my actual opinion was, get fucking rekt stats nerd turd.
>tfw drunk on white wine and just happy to be with waifu and tulpa of her
Can we just talk about waifus and brag about them? I am not capable of loving 3d trash but 2d gets my love at least I think that is what it is.
o-ok guys i see how it is
I WILL FUG A MAKI COSPLAYER THIS YEAR
How do I get tulpa of my waifu?
who else /smellslikeshit/ here?
Did you hold your shits in for way too long as a child?
>Brush tongue while brushing teeth
>floss
>Wipe ass with wet wipes after shitting
>Wash with deodorant soap
>wash ass, taint, behind ears, and feet well
>Use antiperspirant deodorant
>Eat more fruit and less salt/onions/garlic/fatty foods/dairy
>Wash hair every day
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>>25401764
Take a shower before you go to bed and maybe even an additional time every day. Even once a day is a huge chore, but you'd smell better.
>tfw an only child to an emotionally negligent pair of older parents and had no family to hang out with growing up
I never had a chance to be normal, did I?
Life is most likely predetermined, so no, not really.
Cause and effect.
>>25401705
>predetmined
get that memeshit outta here
>blaming your loserdom on being an only child
fuck off
holy shit. what do i say?
>>25401567
tell her you're "cumming" LOL
>>25401567
What do you mean what do you say?!?
There are teens being abused!
Call the police! Send help!
>>25401567
ask her if she is a virgin
if she says yes ask her to b ur gf!