wished a girl on whatsapp a happy new year
her response:
>If you have free time just doing something else not stalking other people social media and make joke about it. It can be for you only a joke but for other people a start from a disaster. If you like to be a friend of somebody just learn how to appreciate and respect other. Don't tell bullshit that only end up in disrespecting other. You also know the basic rule treat other people like you also want to be treated. You often make not so funny joke about us. But when do we make a...
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sounds like you're not telling the whole story
what the fuck are you even on about kiddo
>>25406308
I made fun of her social media obsession. also insulted her husband
>there are non-whites that regularly post to this website
>>25406215
>implying you are white
>there are uneducated people who regularly post here
Bring back the early 2000's
>>25406215
>implying that anyone other than edgy teens gaf
>Will be 26 fucking years old soon.
My god, i'm unemployed, getting fat, i'm a fucking lost cause jesus christ.
>>25406145
>i'm unemployed
Dude at least you're not a wageslave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klK-w5fJqqc
26. Not got fat but am a huge failure. Not worked for years. Feel so detached from everything. I resent everyone now. I'm gonna pop someday.
Turn to Christ; He will always listen.
It's 2016 and I have already failed no fap this year.
You can always start again.
Nofap is not just some dumb challenge.
It is a ongoing process. If you fall down, you get up.
See ya next year,OP.
>>25406068
fuck man, we were supposed to do that this year?
>this is a zero/10 on /r9k/
yes it is ama
>dyed blondes
yuck
>>25406043
i bet she has a black bf
Hello fellow robots. At the start of 2015, I decided to see how much of a degenerate I really am. I counted how many times I masturbated throughout the year.
It was 952
952 cumshots
952 wanks
952 children
I encourage you to do the same this year
why do you say 952 children? Are you abducting children?
If you mean semen its a far higher number.
Not every cumshot would really equal a child either. some would be none, others would be twins, etc etc.
>>25406008
So it evens out :^)
come on guys, I did a year long experiment for you. should I post this over in /sci/
>normies are getting laid and im just sitting here playing with my foreskin
you know what you have to do now right?
>>25405981
enjoy your foreskin, wagecuck
>>25405995
sniff my fingers?
What's some contenders for the most cancerous sites on the internet?
>>25405880
the sites with propaganda to sell GMOs, cigarettes, asbestos and high fructose corn syrup flavored fizzy water.
4chan's shitty rival.
>>25405880
>dumblr
>Not hands-down winner for most cancerous shit
Summer has come and passed...
>>25405862
and will come again my mate, for that is how the seasons work lad
>>25405862
damn it's 2017 already
>>25406304
>1920 was a century ago
Red flag for boys
>He likes anime
>He likes video games
>He doesn't cook
>His height starts with 5'
>He isn't very social/ popular
>Prefers being quiet
>Doesn't secretly want to rape you
>>25405751
I'm not replying to you out of anything, just wanna ask are you male or female?
>He looks at you before you look at him
>He's ""sweet""
>He's """"""romantic""""""
why didn't you do any work during the break?
you could've been so productive, m8
>>25405705
>semester break
>dec 23 - jan 21
>expecting to work less than a month during major holidays
>had opportunity to intern at recording studio over break
>I really like music so it would pretty cool
>never contacted the guy who owns the place
Rate each others' Top 5 kinds of Porn
In no particular order
1 Forced
2 Handjob
3 White/Light skinned
4 "Happy/Love' porn where it's not just pure sexiness
5 Facial (Probably my most favorite from these five)
>>25405472
1. Cock growth (gradual > rapid). Only text and 2D though; all video is garbage.
2. Huge cock
3. Futanari, preferably combined with the above two
4. Chubby w/ big tits. Not fat though.
5. Intimate porn, almost exclusively 3D. The more amateur the better. Childhood friends getting together makes for good 2D though.
1: Stockings/Socks
2: Laughing (Degrading or not, idc)
3: Femdom
4: Bondage
5: Ponytails
1. Feet
2. Female masturbation
3. Big Dick
4. Bondage
5. Squirt
who /steak/ here?
Anything above rare is for normies
only americuckolds eat raw meat, its a tradition because they also eat tyrone's slonge raw
>>25405458
/blue/ master race here
Who else?
>>25405474
only if the meat is top quality.
Has anyone noticed that your orgasms are not as good as it used to be? In my teens I used to get a warm, tingling sensation across my body. But now I just cum and I can barely feel the orgasm.
How can I get this feeling back?
By not masturbating so much dumbfuck
>>25405353
Didn't you just post this on /tv/?
>>25405353
Of course. Part of it is getting older, and part of it is damaging your penis from years of excessive wanking.
Sometimes it feels really good if I hadn't came in 10 days or so, but I can't tell until it happens.
What I have found does give me the best orgasm however, is just humping the bed with my boner until I nut. There is a lot more intense buildup, and it can take several minutes or grinding to get it there, and the orgasm is much more powerful when it happens this way than when I'm...
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>Well well well
>Look who finally crawled out of his hole!
>Have you got a gf yet, anon?
>>25405293
My entrenching tool is the only company I need.
I have a gf.
She is cucking me with some asshole back home.
Dont worry lads though, your gf's do it too
fuck off Jim lets finish the fucking trench already