Is he gonna make it bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA-_xt6agG4
no. society would never let someone with a face like that get anywhere in life
Its 2016 are we still doing this egg person thing?
He is going to crack, THE EGGMAN WILL CRACK.
>Have a dream that a man was going to go on a killing spree
>He prepares for months
>During this time he finds a gf
>He abandons all plans for the killings
>Eventually she is killed in a plane crash
>A few days later he goes on the killing spree
Share your dreams robots
had a dream about mel gibson eating a cheese burger then aliens show up and hes like "not again"
>>25415183
ciashig
>>25415183
no lie this could be a movie its a great plot
quite a shocker at the end though
ITT we post comfy foods.
french onion is also comfy as fuck
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>>25415113
elite shit senpai
What's his name /r9k/? Tell us
Kabuki
Satan
Your comment was not OC
Dank ye
Who /stealingelectricity/ here?
We literally have a cable connected to the pole outside my window that goes trough our attic and into my room that's connected to my PC that's on 24/7. We've had this setup for at least 20+ years now.
Get rekt normies.
>>25415038
Stealing is wrong
>>25415038
In the USA?
No way...
How'd you do it? I think the municipality or something maintains that stuff here
going to college
whats the best job to shoot for
like a dentist or pharmasist or something
my dad is a doctor so I get a head start
You can't even spell pharmacist correctly.
You should stay in high school, senpai.
>>25415022
>>25415022
>>25415022
Chief Kek
>>25415022
watch me become a millionaire hater, you probably cant even afford college
The title says it all. Discuss mental illness here and how to cope with it.
>>25414921
I yo quiero errantry porquedos takatao l'heitraot disembrained of violen d'amorse in Tristain encahined. If, assuming, (allumba-lumba-ronda-kahunda) poh rah Cohen Lakachti, I will meet you. What do you want?
>>25414921
ITT: special snowflakes
>>>/t/umblr
>>25414921
PPD and Depression
pretty shitty
If you're tired of being a wagecuck and want to be a NEET, do something to go to jail.
Free housing, food etc
>>25414857
enjoy getting raped by tyrone, brah
>>25414872
that only happens in the movies desu
Yeah maybe rape doesn't happen that often but here's what will
>Alpha males see new faggot inmate
>Fuck with him to see what they can do
>You take it like a bitch
>They begin stealing your lunch everyday and eating your commissary
>You're sneaking food into the fucking bathroom in order to eat
>Guards won't do shit
>Become a laughing...
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What's the strangest fact you know?
In a city in South Dakota, rape was only made illegal 6 years ago.
The boat that carried all the American slaves rescued in the conclusion of the Barbary wars sank on its voyage back to America, killing everyone on board.
Kangaroos have three vaginas
College student, love music, art bullshit
>>25414712
you're living in the past man
>>25414712
>DDR flag
are you retarded? the ddr was horrible.
>>25414712
are you a fucking goonie?
ask a drunk msann enytthing
What's the last thing you've shoved up your ass?
>>25414656
Why do you choose the shitiest drug that ever existed?
I'm drunk too la!
I took drugs yesterday and they haven't worn off...
How was your New Years Eve anons?
Went to bed at 11PM. It was great
>>25414586
asked out oneitis in the morning and she said yes
spent the rest of the day alone
p. good day in my opinion
>>25414647
Mine rejected me. What should I do? Hang myself? Or fuck a bunch of women, cry and then forget about it?
>want to get gf
>only have 6 inch dingus
>will be laughed at
>go back to shitposting on a frogman board
ikt
6 inch dick as well and I'm literally too ashemd to let any female to see it
24 yo virgin because of that.....
Kill yourself, memeposter
>people will fall for this
Mine's 5 and I'm prepared for this life fAm
Those tits will sag one day.
Those tits will sag one of these days.
Those tits will lower one day.
ayy they will sag indeed.
Where does it stops, anon, where does this game stops ?
You've heard the voice for so long you believe it to be you. You believe it to be your best friend.
Where is the best place an opponent should hide ?In the very last place you would ever look.
If you change the rules on what controls you, you change the rules on what you can control.
How radical are you prepared to be ?
You're my best friend
>>25414927
It's ok if you want to friendzone me,but I'll have to stab my no-no parts with the largest kitchen knife I find and bleed to death.
>>25415096
Oh, well no I still want you as my wife. I told you numerous times you're not leaving me unless I kill you