>tfw 2016 is your last year to get shit together
>you never will though
Gonna be 28 years old in 2016.
And I STILL live with my parents. Holy shit, I'm such a failure.
>last year for me as well
>your waifu a shit mate
>>25395408
says the frog poster
>>25395434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTfakxJi0Jw
Who else is replaying a pokemon game because they're bored here?
stop being a nigger and post r34 of this milf
>tfw you save up your shit for a few weeks and take a monster dump afterwards
Just spent 5 hours in the bathroom. Is there a better feeling? Doubtful.
>>25395376
What the hell?
You're a freak.
>>25396038
Actually now that I think about it I saw a children's book about this once, "the little king that wouldn't shit". It was about a little kid who was a king, and wouldn't shit because he was so greedy or something.
Anon, you're literally suffering from anal retardation.
>>25396038
>>25396125
Fuck off already normie. Nobody cares about your opinions here.
>tfw no qt3.14gf to cuddle you to sleet and whisper in your ear "i love you"
http://tinyurl com/p94tq6u
also, feels general
Just got a bj a few minutes ago so I'm feeling pretty good.
>>25395356
I dont care, get out of my board.
I don't know about other people, but I don't want to get turned to sleet
It's a shame knowing she's out with her friends now
She didn't forget about me, she knows I'm here alone and it makes her happy
Print out a picture of her and cum on her face. Happy new years!
>>25395259
You know what I think I'm gonna do that
>>25367159
I'M IN
originaru commento
>>25395193
Did this need its own thread
>want a gf
>no girls want me
What was the point of nature making me exist? I never asked for this.
>>25395131
put in some fucking effort like the rest of us, instead of whining like a faggot.
>What was the point of nature making me exist?
Ever seen a nature documentary? all of the animals in nature work fucking hard to stay alive, with the slightest possability that they might reproduce.
You probably leech off of your parent, watch porn and jerk off 5 times a day. When was the last time you shaved and showered?
>>25395131
What, are you looking for fucking sympathy? no one is going to justify your shitty existence unless you do something worthwhile or noticeable.
I don't give a fuck if i'm culling the next school shooter, I'm not an American
Going to a party tonight, wish me luck robots
gud luk niqqa
>>25394962
Brother, they expect to find one of us in the wreckage
Is this the most cuck film in existence?
>>25394940
Sad thing about it, is that it represents something real.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/SRSMen/comments/3oc2xj/its_finally_happened_im_a_40_year_old_virgin/
And yes, fuck this cucks.
>>25395092
but did he marry a single mother with 5 kids too?
This is most beta thing I have ever read.
>don't know what it is about me that women find so unappealing. I always try my best to respect women no matter what, let them know that I see how strong they are, and let them know that I value them as people. I always try to let them speak and never talk over them.
>I've been working on things like not mansplaining ever since I knew it was a problem and I always try to make women feel safe.
>Somehow though, I just never met the...
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>just lower your standards
>just get an ugly girl
>just get a fat girl
IVE TRIED IT STILL DOESNT WORK WTF
>>25394888
I EVEN GOT HITLER TRIPS PLEASE HELP ME
So fellow robots, got dumped by my girlfriend of 6 moths today.
I'm numb, I knew it was coming but today of all days?
Jokes on her 2016 is gonna be my year. The year I finish my masters, the year I travel the world, the year I get a better girlfriend and show up at 2017s new years eve party and laugh at her.
Removed her from everything and cut contact but luckily her friends are my friends so it will be inevitable that we see each other.
>tldr why dont you let rejection motivate you instead of killing you?
I cant wait until I can shove it down her throat. She was a used up whore, I treated her right and she never grew up.
>>25394855
Best part is she comes to this terrible ass site, I hope she sees this and knows who it is.
Kudos anon. Don't get cocky, though.
Same thing happened to me around this time in 2013, and I thought that I would go through 2014 with that kind of 'fuck-you' attitude. It didn't work out and 2014 ended up being a pretty awful year.
>>25394855
Fucking hate moths, you're better off without
>Mfw I realize that I am slowly becoming the next Zyzz.
You will NEVER EVER be as fit zyzz cunt
>>25394827
>You will NEVER EVER be as fit zyzz cunt
K, m8.
I recently moved across the country and haven't made any friends yet. It's pretty hard for me to do.
All my friends back home are having the time of their lives tonight, enjoying each others company and being happy. And don't get me wrong I'm glad they're having a good time.
But holy shit am I miserable about it.
Anyone else homesick?
i feel you senpai. you're not alone.
>>25395075
They're just playing xbox together right now. fuuuuck.
>mom washed clothes I've been stinking up for the past 4 mouths
fuck that bitch i was going to keep 'em nice and stinky until 2016
>>25394639
> my deficiencies have turned into values
Yes, anon. I think you should continue down this road. We want to see what happens.