Chris is begging for money again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuV-HofzOyQ
We already have one overweight balding liar begging for money we don't need another.
>>29995774
Boogie?
also Chris will stop begging for money once people give him enough to buy whatever shit he actually wants
>>29995843
>Chris will stop begging for money once people give him enough
Fuck off chris you faggot.
>GUYS, IF WE GIVE HIM LOTS OF MONEY HE WONT BEG FOR MONEY!!!
Seriously kill yourself, you are almost as ugly and just as pathetic as eggy
Any updates on eggman? Is he homeless now? Where's he sleeping at?
he's homeless, i think he's living in his car. check his channel
Homeless or not, I'm still waiting for his Q&A AskEggy.
What happened to the Ben Garrison interview? Why is this egg such a liar?
>Born (no consent necessary)
>Depending on the culture of your parents and to a lesser extent your sex, mutilation of your sex organs
>Sent to an indoctrination camp euphemistically known as "school"
>If you don't conform to the expected behavior you will be drugged
>But the drugs you're given are basically unregulated because name-brand drugs are only for rich people, and the FDA ordinarily...
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>>29995658
But you eventually get to kiss and fuck.
I'd say it's worth it.
yes life is unfair
this is one of the earliest life lessons you're taught unless you were sheltered by ultracuck parents
>>29995690
normanshlag pls
>heard my working colleagues talking about how ugly I am
>>29995640
Post pic my dude. You need a 2nd opinion to turn that frown upside down
>>29995640
Show us what you look like you filthy cave troll
>>29995640
Do you look like a mosshide gnoll from wow?
Is anyone else here drinking alcohol tonite?
I drank during the day. Need to sober up and take my meds now
>>29995595
Beer! Everythig else is just for fucking pussies! Well maye scotch is fine too...
what would you do to her?don't say drink
What would be the point of sexbots if they can't love you?
Would you want a sexbot that could love you? One that can actually provide intimacy, companionship and emotional support? No matter what you look like or how shy or awkward you are?
Will such a thing ever be possible?
>>29995568
>What would be the point of sexbots if they can't love you?
Sex
>Would you want a sexbot that could love you? One that can actually provide intimacy, companionship and emotional support?
Your psychologist doesn't love you but still provide intimacy, companionship and emotional support
>>29996709
>Your psychologist doesn't love you but still provide intimacy, companionship and emotional support
for the low low price of $49.99 an hour :^)
yes, of course this is genuine intimacy and companionship and feels completely real
>>29995568
Hell yea i would.
But how long do i have to wait to get one? 5 years? 10 years? 20? 50?
I'd it immature to skate board at 25 if you're female?i have recently started skate boarding because of boredom but I notice only teenage males do it. So I'm like a mommy surrounded by little boys when I go skate boarding.
Please fuck off.
Fuckoffblox.
everyone thinks you're kind of a weirdo if you're over the age of 16 and still skateboarding, regardless of being a guy or girl
>>29995526
>if you're female
You didn't need to add this.
So I got a pretty fun idea, what if I made a facebook account that anyone can use to upload whatever the fuck they want?
I mean some party pooper will probably ruin it somehow but whatever, it'll be fun while it lasts
i'm gonna be the loser that gets us banned probably but go for it
>>29995519
Someone will post CP and then everyone who ever logged into it will get v& and put on the sex offender registry.
>>29995578
>>29995602
a-alright
There ya go
Email: [email protected]
Password: mydickissobig13337
>shat into my neighbour's cistern
Why?
This post is completely original
>shat in my father's urn
>rare satan kek
nice
>weekend comes
>have to endure normies playing music and enjoying their lives while I sit at home alone by myself in front of the computer
make your pain known
>>29995427
Where the fuck do you live? I live in a secluded suburb with 90% old and middle age fucks. Consider moving.
>tfw neighbours having a party right now
>blasting justin beiber
hey guys. lets be serious for a moment.
ive got a black caribbean friend. he was born i the united states and was grown in jamaica.
his mother and father are top dog lawyers in the country, so hes kind of a richfag, and he isnt really like other niggers, in the sense that he sounds like a normal white person.
yu think hed still be seen as a nigger in the eyes of a cop?
>inb4 racebait
What's the point of this thread?thisisoriginalaffam
As long as he dresses white he's fine
>>29995385
hes nervous about moving here, with all the police shit going on
he isnt a blm nigger, its just a jitter thing i think
What stuff does r9k do that actually helps?
>lay in sun
>spend time is places where you can be around other people without ever having to interact with them
I build telescopes with my free time out of cardboard paper towel rolls to help me find my feels.
Drugs
Organillio
>start a vague ambiguous controversial thread
>flame war ensues
>anons arguing with each other, keeping the thread on top of the catalog
why would you do that you psychopath
>>29995411
Fuck off normalshitfaggotbitch
>>29995411
That would make him a sociopath, dipshit
>>29995547
Fuck off.
How do you console yourself that you were born ugly?
>But has she listened to the Brandenburg concertos?
>But did she start with the Greeks?
>increscunt animi, virescit volnere virtus (and so on and so on)
Sometimes the pretentious smugness wears off though and I feel vulnerable.
pic not related
>>29995350
There is really nothing that makes me feel better about that, i was dealt a very shit hand in life but by far my looks have hindered me the most because we live in extremely shallow age. We just never stood a chance, our bad genes manifesting out in the open like that. Plenty of people choose to ignore it but that only brings them misery and they can't comprehend where it came from.
>>29995669
True, but you could also say that the misery helped shape you.
I have sort of a love-hate relationship with myself, but overall I don't think I like or value anyone quite as much as myself, and "myself" was definitely shaped by being ugly.
It's not an entirely convincing line of thought though, imo.
just go to the gym
youll go up like 2-4 points
Why don't you robots work in the oil fields & make a man out of yourselves
it sounds nice, especially if it would mean being neet for half of the year.
>>29995272
I think I'd love that. I won't be a petro-engineer or anything like that though. I wonder if there are easy skills to pick up for that.
>Great ideas from 2009