This shit is the fucking devil for us robots
>completely cures anxiety and depression temporarily and makes everything fun and enjoyable
>makes you feel 10x worse in the morning
I feel the pull of alcoholism
>tfw hungover right now
aw man
I made myself a vodka and orange at 11am this morning. In a pint glass.
>>25431346
Drunk AF RN, I know you are right though. Couldn't I just have my one day of decompression without you taking a reality dump in fruitloops?
heya! i finally got a call from chad he wants to netflix and chill
wat do? i am so lonely ;_;
I took some time out of my saturday to write you this very detailed guide in understandable trademarked 4chan greentext form;
>lie down
>spread legs
>>25432846
It's clearly a trick, don't fall for it.
>>25432895
are you a vagina doctor?
>>25432911
chad would never in a million years!!!
Who's gonna hire this mental wreck in his mid twenties with no experience?
>>25432665
either embrace the neet way or kill yourself
He's so valuable he literally gets paid to do nothing.
>>25432687
I'm trying to embrace it but I can't help but feel a failure to my parents. At least they're making some of their taxes back.
ITT: We post the luckiest motherfuckers alive
I'm gonna start with this guy.
Luckiest I ever saw
I'd go with someone who is liked, gets girls from being hot, and makes good money doing his job
>>25432579
This guy is fucked in the head and he treats women like shit. I remember that one video with that drugged pornstar. She was completly spaced out and kept talking about her favorite song.
Hello again, I'm back for questions about how to get healthier, stronger, fitter, fatter, whatever your goal may be.
If the thread gets big, make sure to CTRL + F key words you want to ask about because I get very similar questions a lot.
Apologies for any slowness on my part, I'm not completely free right now but should be able to handle it.
Pic related is key to weightloss, weightgain, and how you want your body to look in general.
testing (got muted)
Should I get a trip? Nobody tried to impersonate me so far but it may be a good idea, just so you can tell what comes from me and what doesn't.
Let me know if this is OK on your board.
I want to bury my face in those baby blue undies and take a huge whiff of that hamburger and cum scent
>>25431376
You'd feel right at home on /fit/.
When you can't even connect with cleverbot.
>>25431270
Cleverbot started asking for naked pictures... Is that normal?
>>25431307
It told me that I'm a mindless machine who can't feel pain or sadness.
>>25431661
Gimme some of that pls senpai
Hey /r9k/ I've never been on here before. whats this board like?? my friends told me to come here as they frequent it quite a bit and told me its way better than reddit and tumbler and whatnot.
>>25431255
leave and never return
>>25431264
is it that bad?
>>25431255
Hi there new friend! Are you ready to join the fun? Jump right in!
What do you think of this fake wannabe asian weeaboo gook fetishising normie potato brain slut? bitch thinks she looks azn
Translation:
>I have drama with this person/don't like this person, and now I want the Internet to validate my feelings
Fuck off normie retard.
What do you think r9k? am I just a hater?
her intentionally trying to be loli
>>25431250
waaaah tumblr
are you the girl in the picture or are you just a white knight? either way kill yourself
Who /emotionally abused/ here?
Share your stories and advice, anons
>>25431196
My mommy yelled at me for not getting a job and it gave me PTSD
>had a crush on a girl in high school
>told a friend about it
>spread around the school
>my crush was completely creeped out, avoided me
>got made fun of
>fell out with friend
>friends friends fell out with me
>forever alone for the rest of school
>found it difficult to trust people years after
My mother and step father pulled me out of school and isolated me from the other side of my family, not that any of them cared about me anyways. My mother was an animal hoarder and so I had to clean up after and take care of up to 30 - 40 dogs and cats at the same time. They were supposed to be home schooling me but never did. Government only checked on me once. I was attacked by dogs a few times because my mom would take problem dogs from shelters and stuff. Never went to the doctor for anything. No dentist either. I received constant verbal and physical abuse. If everything...
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You have not read the Bible yet.
Why? It
>teaches about why women are such monsters
>gives solid advice on how to quit being a robot
>lets you know what God expects from you so you don't rot in Hell for all of eternity
>makes you wiser than most of your peers
>i seek wisdom in the consul of spirits
witchdoctor tier
>>25431187
>inb4 unironic fedora atheists
And you're no better than for bringing them.
>>25431187
Fixed your flag for you.
Seeing as there's so many normies here these days I have a question. So let's say I see a girl on a party and I find her attractive. What do? What to talk about? How the hell do I approach?
Can anyone at least describe me how they did it from their experience?
>>25431186
Idk. Im a bit of a normie so what id do is probably get drunk (or not depending on environment). Wait until shes talking to friends you also talk to and join in the conversation taking it from there
>>25431344
And talk about what?
>>25431365
Idk man whatever the conversation is flowing towards, but remember you wanna talk to her alone after the group has stopped talking. By the time they have it shouldn't be hard to carry it on talking to her alone
SOMEONE MAKE A ROOM ON SOME STREAMING SITE
CYTUBE, INSTASYNC, WHATEVER THE FUCK
I WANT TO SHARE VIDEOS AND LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH OTHER PEOPLE
We just need to get together and make it
There is one but muh secret club
>>25431425
I'm already banned from them all
I'm hungry what should I eat?
Cheese and some freshly made grapefruit-lemon juice
everything bagel toasted with plain cream cheese and a large double double idiot...
>>25431034
Peanutbutter sandwiches
C-can someone reassure me I didn't fuck up or that it's gonna be okay or something?
I took 5mg of Dexedrine IR up my ass and 5mg oxy IR up the ass too this is the third time I've done this in the past 24 hours and I haven't slept or eaten and I took some supplements(krill oil, magnesium, and a hair skin nails tablet) and my proton pump inhibitor medication orally like five minutes before I plugged the other stuff. The other two times was nice and chill but this time it's hit me way too hard and badly
What did I do wrong should I be worried it doesn't seem like a lot of drugs but I'm small and rectal drugs is weird. Why is so little drugs got me so rekt
>5mg
you're gonna be fine don't worry bud
mixing uppers and downers generally isn't a good idea tho
if you feel the need to stick things in your ass, yes you should be worried
>>25430987
The anus holds onto to things longer than the stomach or nose/lungs.
Go take as many vitamin C tablets as you can really so your liver can clean you out better.
Source: Street Pharmacist and soon-to-be doctor
So I drunk texted this girl on nye. Asked her to go out with me after the christmas holidays. I woke up to a yes response. She's at my college and we have literally never talked before.
I am feeling anxious knowing that I have to speak with her. What the fuck do I say.
Help me r9k
Pic sorta related
Just say normie things, Chad.
I hope you wake up dead tomorrow cunt
>>25430966
>>25430985
No you don't understand.
I asked her if she wanted to go out with me and she responded "Yeah sounds like fun" But in classes she's the most quiet person ever and I don't have a clue what to say. I am even suprised she said yes.