>tfw no bf
>tfw no bf to get wasted with and staggering home holding each other
>tfw you will never give your bf a blowie while on a long car trip
>tfw you will never go shooting with your BF and take part in 2 gun action matches with him
>tfw he will never wake me up by tugging on my peepee and fingering my ass
>>25431636
why do you want to shoot guns that's some american uncle sam bs
I love how anime avatarfags are literally always flaming fucking faggots
>>25431681
Get fucked, commie
FUCKKKK
GF OF TWO YEARS JUST TOLD ME THAT SHE MADE OUT WITH THREE WOMEN ON NEW YEARS EVE WHILE I WASN'T THERE
WHY THE FUCK DID I FALL FOR THE GF MEME
WHY ARE WOMEN SO DEGENRATE
Also, she feels fucking horrible about it and even offered to swear off alcohol if I'm not there. Why cant she just fucking handle her own drinks? Why do I have to supervise her like a child.
What do?
>>25433431
Why give a shit if it was just some girls.
Girls kiss each other all the time. It wasn't another guy, who cares.
Not gunna lie OP, but be thankful it wasnt a dude. Not saying its going to be easy getting over that, but her making out with woman is totally different than her making out with Chad.
Also, you could get a threesome out of her since she obviously is attracted to the same sex.
Next her, Dexter
ITT: we laugh at all the people on the banks of the mississippi experiencing flooding.
Hahahhaha ahahaha hahahahahahahaha
>>25431632
fucking kek, as if mississippi wasn't bad enough.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Anyone on anti-depresants here? Are they helpful at all?
>>25431583
No, I'm not and yes, they are
sauce - I'm a medfag
>>25431583
If you want to change, they help. Otherwise, you become someone you despise.
>>25431583
Im on 300mg of Wellbutrin. For me, it doesn't make the shitty feelings go away but it does make them less intense so I can think clearer during the bad depressive episodes. SSRIs made me feel like shit.
They can help you but only if you actively put in an effort to change things while you're on them. The most noticeable change for me is the increased energy levels, which makes it easier to do stuff that I would struggle doing before, like exercising or going to class.
They're not...
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What things immediately raise red flags for you when looking at or talking with a grill?
For me:
>has tattoos
>has dyed hair
>has piercings of any kind other than single earring per ear
>actively uses social media such as facebook, twitter, G+
>has a youtube channel where she posts any kind of videos of herself
>if using social media, has any photo of her in a pose, swimsuit or...
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>gf is vegan
>I became vegan too
>>25433172
What a total fucking submissive cuck. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
>>25433130
That list covers 99.9% of women, it's total nonsense.
>Be me at job interview
>Be very prepared for all types of question
So Anon, what are your weaknesses?
>I want them to think I'm perfect for this job
I dont have any weaknesses, Sir.
>He starts laughing uncontrollably
>Keeps laughing for over 1 minute, trying to get himself together
I'm very sorry Anon, I dont wanted to laugh. That was a nice interview, you'll hear from us.
>MFW...
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interview for what
>>25431568
Casting couch
You're supposed to spin a weakness into a strength you dumb autistic shitass. A job interview is all about outsmarting the interviewer.
What is so special about this combo?
It just makes me poop
>>25431500
That's about it. Gotta love a nice, easy shit.
>>25431500
Normies think it somehow makes them deep and mysterious.
>>25431500
>2 different psychoactive stimulants double the fun
>smoke and hot liquid condensation wafting about
>burnt coffee and cigs taste like ash
>smokers like ash taste, so its gud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1hAilewhdY
film related.
Did your mommy teach you to treat women right, /r9k/?
I really dont see anything wrong with this, 99% of that is teaching the kid good values that will make him a better person.
>knows the value of money and that you have to work to get it
>knows not to be an annoying fuckwad on his phone the entire time
and obviously the mom is giving the kid extra money specifically for this, so its not like its "breaking the bank" for the kid so to speak. I never had a $10 bill when I was 6
Awful parenting.
Forcing her son spend his money on her so she can brag about it on facebook.
>>25433039
>good values
becoming a beta orbiter is not "good values" you fucking roastie
holding in a shit for unnatural periods of time is objectively mankinds greatest high
bullshit, it's a terrible feeling
especially when you finally go to take a dump and you realize you waited WAY too long and you have to like grip the toilet bowl just to push this fucker outta there
oh sorry i meant to type greatest natural high
also shit holding general.
i've only been cooking this one for a day and it already feels great
Yea in a way it is. It makes me focus really hard on other things to avoid it. Almost like adderall
Attractive female at my house right now as I make this post. Shes with my parents and her parents downstairs. I accidentally went downstairs to get some water without realizing they're there.
fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>25431485
go say hi idiot thats your new wife
>>25431512
i said hi when i went down....... but i got my water bottle from the fridge and rushed back up stairs as if im busy.
shes way too pretty to be here in my house.
help me r9k
should i go downstairs again? shes really fucking hot omg.
what do i even say, my parents and her parents are there and theyre all talking together.
>add NEET girl from soc on skype a few months ago
>now spend 14+ hours a day in a skype call with her watching tv shows and movies together
anyone else know this feel?
>>NEET girl
housewife material right there.
>>25431435
long skype calls with a qt from 4chan are the best. but fuck /soc/, anyone who goes there is a degenerate.
She views you as a friend, congrats. You'll never have a relationship with her, ever. But if that's not your goal, then cool for you I guess.
>>25431382
Asian masculinity plz go its weird and pathetic even on r9k
Asians were made to serve white cock.
Sissiest race there is.
If you didn't knew who this was and if you're told he's 6'0,
this would be the total Chad looking guy
>>25431382
so basically white male genes pass on thier autism
>tfw i go to mcdonalds and the wagecuck recognizes me
>says "that will be 12.94 of wagecuck's tax/tear dollars"
>so i give the poor cuck his own shekels back to him and say "tick tock cuckie"
>he starts to cry in front of everyone
>i drive off laughing
Life's good ;D
>he turns around and starts laughing with his coworkers
>"Damn, who gave that autist a drivers license?"
>>25431375
Did you order a big mac with shit that never happened?
>>25431375
>mfw working at mcdonalds
>some autist in the driveway, fat and with acne
>he murmurs: "o-one big mac please"
>give it to him
>he gets a panic attack from anxiety and forgets the change
>he spergs out, murmurs something and drives away
>turn to colleague and laugh about it
Why do most man take it as a personal insult if he gets rejected by a women?
You either:
>not interesting or sociable enough
>have not enough or just fake confidence and people notice
>try to entertain someone who doesn't feel attracted to you
>try to entertain women who have the mental capacity of a 14 year old teenager
>don't look for women in your own league
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>>25432967
Are you a girl?
It hurts like fuck to be rejected by a girl in any way. It's a primal reaction. I get chest pains and have to hold back the tears even if it was a non-sexual situation.
And I'm kind of an asshole, the more sensitive guys are probably feeling it 10x.
Tell that to women when they get rejected. It is much worse.
Its the frustration that comes with being judged and evaluated by an adult baby who gets off on being abused.
Can you even imagine? Think of what its like knowing that if you could just be less nice, you'd have lost your virginity by now.
Have Bachelors Degree in Biomed
What are some comfy jobs for Robots
What comfy job do you have/have you had?
Currently working production in pharma lab.
Honestly, NEET would be ideal. Find something close to that so just work from home doing what you like.
I'm a trainee Psychotherapist. My flatmate is a pharmacologist.
>>25431445
i would love to work in the psychotherapy domain but the amount of study required to get a degree is garbage.
oh well