There are now people in the world born in 1998 that are legally posting on 4chan RIGHT NOW.
>>25432657
Don't do this to me, man. I feel so old.
People born in 1998 are 18yo now.
I am 28yo and when I was 18 I thought that future will be better, but 10 years later I have no chance when compete with 18yo Chad.
>>25432723
I'm 19 and im already an alcoholic drug addict with a shitty fucking job and no gf. I know it isnt going to get better ill just keep doing drugs until one day i OD or some shit
ITT: things people pretend to like
>breakfast food
holy fuck you don't like breakfast food? you are truly human garbage. go fuck yourself, mate.
>Those "hoverboards" you always see on social media
They have no practical use, they just want to show off
>not liking bacon, eggs and toast
Fucking creep
Who /excessively intelligent/ here?
I have a literal 180 IQ but I procrastinate too much. I don't know why I browse this moronic website, I guess I'm addicted.
>>25434129
Worst bait ever.
>>25434129
internet tests are not accurate.
please describe in detail the events that lead to your discovery of this vast intellect which you allegedly possess.
nobody here is intelligent
You virgins are pathetic.
i hope you register in some sort of schooling program that allows you to sit next to a cute girl, one you think wouldn't ever want to talk to you, until she sends you a facebook friend request one day and on a whim you message her. the two of you start up a conversation, one that's awkward at first since neither of you know what to say, until you realize you're both in the same boat and it's like a heavy curtain of nervousness has been lifted. the two of you start meeting up, and the nervousness is still there, but you feel a sense of comfort as well, as if being with her has made a distinct, immediate change. you go out for dinner one night. the place isn't especially nice, but it's that diner on 5th she told you she likes. the lights are low and the two of you talk over the table for what feels like hours, but in the good way- you could get lost in her eyes, her voice, forever. she tells you about herself for a time- her upbringing, her last boyfriend- he was actually her first boyfriend, but she doesn't dwell on him much- and what she's doing in the class. turns out she shares a lot of interests with you. but soon, she catches herself and stops talking, wanting instead to hear about you. you're nervous, but you manage to avoid any kind of spaghetti moment, thank christ. after dinner is over, she cuddles up next to you on the taxi ride home. the cab pulls up to her apartment, and she opens the door to get out, but before she does, she turns and gives you a quick kiss on the mouth. "i'll call you," she says, and runs up to the door, giving you one last glance as she disappears into her house.
you can still taste her on your lips.
This will never happen because
1, I don't use Facebook. 2, I wouldn't talk to anyone even if I were forced to sit next to them. 3, There's no way in hell any woman is in the same boat as me. All women are normies by default. 4, I don't go out to eat. 5, I don't use taxis because I have my own car. 6, I'd most likely push her away because I don't like physical contact and kissing sounds gross.
>>25432736
t. Autism
>>25432566
gaben the comic?? MOAR PLS ;33
Anyone know what Nyanners even does? Far as I can tell, she's some NEET still. She stopped making videos a year ago, even though she still gets patreon bucks for it. At its highest, it was 1500, but is at 500 now.
Does she do streaming?
I know she posts weeb shit on tumblr all day.
>inb4 angry pedophiles angry someone dared call them out for being pedophiles
>she devoted her pathetic fucking life to deluding herself that she was some kind of internet meme sensation when really she was just some broad a bunch of guys wanted to fuck
>now she's old and her face looks like an old catcher's mitt and her patreon dries up
>she's still a middle class nothing and she developed no useful skills or life experience throughout her short tenure as center of attention for having a vagina
>relatively soon she...
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>>25432618
>bullying nyanners
You monster
>>25432618
Break it all (yea hahaha)
The Wall (yea yea)
(yo yo)When you come to it and you cant go do it and you cant knock it down you know that you found
THE WALL (WHAT) THE WALL THE WALL
nothin on earth can make you fall
When you come to it and you cant go do it and you cant knock it down you know that you found
THE WALL (WHAT) THE WALL THE WALL
nothin on earth can make you fall
I Was a high school legend
with the damn machine, 18 i was 5'4 215 19 scwaten the grime right out of the...
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Hey guys, I'm on my second day of nofap from 2016, how are you guys doing? So far it's been pretty easy!
Yoda, I thank.
Day 2 as well, feeling a little tempted but easy to control the urges so far.
Really need to study for a test(resit) on tuesday, don't have any motivation though.
But if I don't I'll probably drop out as I am allowed to fail only 2 courses this year.
But it's my fault for choosing the hardest study ever, could've gone for theoretical physics instead...
Yoda, I bump.
Yoda, I thank.
>Your have been banned for 8 seconds because your comment was not original.
I've had two femanons give me their skype address after talking to them via omegle.
What do?
>>25432413
How are you sure they're femanon?
>>25432631
Unless the webcams were simulated or they have dicks, i'm fairly certain.
>>25432718
Did you show your face? Did you ever see someone you knew? How to avoid that?
are you ready to step and be a real man?
>ITT: Why western women are lower than whale shit
>>25432354
Is there even one man on earth this cucked?
>>25432402
>A real man says what he feels
>You feel offended by this? Well fuck you because you are not a real man.
just socked my ugly ass boyfriend in his stupid face for saying im a "dumb cunt"
whos next?
>>25432255
He was trying to help you.
>>25432255
Come at me you ugly roastie bitch
Go ahead and try it, dumb cunt.
>literally all the roasties who annoy you on /r9k/ will hit the wall eventually
>probably most of the roasties you have ever talked to on 4chan have already hit the wall
>there are several roasties reading this post right now who are already past the wall
>they will live for decades and decades without ever being young again
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>>25432238
How many pictures of DFW do you have? This isn't the first time you've started a thread here with one of his pics.
i dont mind beta providing any fembot
>>25432247
>How many pictures of DFW do you have?
>When a girl sends you this.
Ouch
Anyone else got bad messages from girls, bad experiences with flirting (for those even capable of social interaction i mean)?
Not a women hate thread, not a bad stories copy pasta thread, just post things girls (or guys if you're female/gay) have said to you that hurt. (and backstory if you so choose.)
Real one
Robobloxxity
>>25433992
Every line of that made me cringe.
>>25433992
Backstory? Sounds like something my gf would send her beta orbiters.
>white men are cuccks
Finally, a white man admits it.
get fucked cumskins :^)
>>25432206
forgot video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTqeeaGFOek
He makes like 10 dollars an hour and is trying to be alpha.
I make triple that, work less, and my job is actually fun.
>>25432217
He could always go get a job shilling blacked videos or something? Might pay him a decent amount.
> tfw no slightly bigger gf
No giantess shit, like max. 10cm (4inch.) bigger than me. I'm 170cm (5"7'), so it shouldn't be that hard. But is it true that not even roasties would settle for <180cm (6 foot) ? Did women really get insecure with a manlet? Should I just kill myself? Discuss.
There are plenty of guys your height that find gfs even sometimes taller ones. It's just a matter of luck I guess.
>No giantess shit
FUCK YOU NIGGA
WE TINY NOW
FEMANONS GONNA PUT US IN THEY ASSES
>>25432149
Exactly same fetish and similar height.Sometimes I see men with gfs like that,I envy them so much....
Imagine.
If only you had a face like this, you will never experience loneliness, sexual deprivation or any social exclusion.
It was all about the gene pool. This is where your fate is decided (aside from things like accidents etc. obviously). You have shit genes and whole world is created this way, that each factor around is working towards excluding you from the gene pool. Maybe, just maybe you will find ugly 2/10 and you will create another pitiful human being that will be forced to carry on your shitty genes.
People who looks good and they get every benefits...
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If only conventionally attractive people could find partners, the majority of people wouldn't have partners.
Having a partner or lots of friends isn't a panacea. It's not guaranteed to make you happy. Lots of conventionally successful people are deeply unhappy.
>>25432172
>shit normies say
fuck off
>>25432172
Lots of people that are suffering because of starvation are unhappy too.
Would you tell them, that they don't need to feel bad about this, bacause a lot of people that eat food everyday are unhappy too?
Peepee poopooo caka lol
>inb4 No you dipshit, it's not how it works, it is not related to the number of eyes you get, but how your brain creates your perception of reality. Think of it as the 3d in cinema, it has to be filmed with 2 cams to render a depth effect, then your brain is tricked thanks to polarised glasses so that 2 slightly different images are perceived by your eyes, finally your brain interprets this as depth, that's how your eyes work, and that's why people with only one eye have difficulties with assessing distances.
Tl;Dr...
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I like this post, Anon.
>>25432132
Saved, thanks.
Because of your praise, I am sharing one of rarest memes I have ever encountered.
Self original bump