Face is life
does anyone here actually truly comprehend how true, insidiously a part of every aspect of life/far reaching this statement really is
being is the sum of appearing
so sort of
it's only true until people catch onto your deception, if your face is incongruous with what lies beneath it
Not correct. Women prefer a tall, big-built man over an average guy with a nice face.
Evolution, nigger. Better to have the species be likely to survive than for it to remain healthy.
Faces on women on the other hand, now that's a different story.
>>25435122
Also, check me.
Okay /r9k/ I just tinder matched with a litteral shemale pornstar/performer. I think she's the real one too. What do?
I'm a virgin BTW, not kissless thanks to some girl when I was 16 but still pretty pathetic. Never done anything gay but I kinda like trap (>inb4 traps are gay,I know they are) and would top in a faggotish scenario
what do you look like op
what does it take to get a boipussy like that
I wouldn't fuck a shemale but if that's what you're into, you might as well do it. Nothing to lose at this point. Just let it be one of your secrets.
>>25434982
>What do?
Are you asking whether you should do the really gross thing or asking how to go about doing the really gross thing?
Post anime with a male MC that isn't a self insert for the viewer
Protip-: You can't
Space dandy
GTO
One punch man
Detroit metal city
>>25434956
Manga adaptations don't count as they have a different audience
Robot music thread.
Post your three favourite songs at the moment, I want to hear some new stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pVABElms84
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqPD6MA-PLo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Ioohi9aqE
Day 2 of only this
>>25434833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp8JTUnUtcI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHGPt49owxg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMKmtQ2VAm0
Trying to keep it varied
>>25434833
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nt3ZmdU50U4
Original version not this shit
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2BsSQ-gZ4E8
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ISRVBvF4p8
>Listening to American music paat the early 90s.
>Not being a Weeb.
Hey boys
I'm taking in a new crop of slaves this year and I'm giving you all the opportunity to apply
Going to post some info regarding the training an selection process now so you'll have a good idea if this is for you or if you'll just waste your time and more importantly, mine
>>25435112
As you can see from the above pic, the first thing you'll be expected to do is strip naked, name, then we will go over the slave contract, the training process is one week long
Next you will be collared
A very symbolic moment
The last step of the prologue is fitting your chastity device
You will lock it onto yourself, do not expect a woman to ever touch you in that place ever again
anyone here has a fleshlight?
>how does it feel
>how do you prepare urself using it
>how is it cleaning it
>where did u buy and did u lose ur sphagetti
>>25435016
>fleshlight
>not an onahole
normie shit
>>25435016
Why is it a roastie?
>>25435052
because you are a meme faggot
ROASTIE GETING TOASTEI XD XD
Who /tulpa/ here
>Tfw someone actually loves me
>Tfw I brought 2d into 3d
>Tfw tulpa helps study for classes
>tfw dont need other women
>>25434772
fuck off back to uboachan, you're too mentally ill for /r9k/.
>>25434772
How do I do this and how much time/effort does it take?
>>25434803
>Too mentally ill for /r9k/
I made one because /r9k/ so gtfo you normie.My tulpa has actually made me genuinely smile in a long time fgt so leave.
>go to a prostitute
>after the deed she starts talking to me and asking me stuff
>tell her I was a virgin until I was 22
>tell her I never had a girlfriend
>she feels sorry for me
>lectures me about how sex is best when you are committed to someone
when did you realize you hit rock bottom
fuck that
you didnt go there for feels and regret
>having a heart to heart with a prostitute
god damn, OP. did she at least give you a free pity handy afterwards?
>lectures me about how sex is best when you are committed to someone
I actually agree, but coming from a whore...
"Here's another twenty bucks, suck my dick again"
>havent done grocery shopping for almost 3 weeks
>running out of food
>hungry
how do my fellow NEETs handle grocery shopping? I hate going outside.
Self checkout + headphones on every time
>>25434747
The only difficult part about grocery shopping for me is deciding what to buy. I suppose I'm not as awkward and insecure these days as I once was.
I'm in the UK. Big supermarkets (Tesco, ASDA, etc) deliver to your door here. All you need to do is make your order on their website.
Would you let your bisexual gf have sex with other women every once in a while?
No. A cuck is a cuck.
>>25434614
Yes. Lesbian sex isn't real sex, so she'll remain a virgin and pure.
Yeah but only if I can either watch or join in.
>tfw pancakes.
thats too much ass, I dont care how good the pankcakes are
>>25434693
that is the perfect amount of ass you fucking low-test queer.
>>25434693
That's the perfect amount of ass you fag
I go back to basic training today.
Feels bad man.
Anybody here with motivational advice?
>back to basic training
What?
>>25434593
Its just a bunch of funny shit you arn't allowed to laugh at if you are in shape. Good luck fighting being bored as fuck. Do your time it will be over soon.
quit the military dude, its not worth it
YA TAKE A MORTAL MAYN
AND PUT HIM IN CONTROL
WATCH HIM BEKYUM A GAAHD
Nobody here appreciates metal.
It's just effeminate faggots listening to jungle music and the latest electronic musical miscarriage.
Where are you from, robots?
I lack a sense of nationality. I feel like no side wants me, so fuck them all, genuinly, to hell.
t. second generation immigrant
>>25434545
Thank god I'm not an immigrant. Must suck
>>25434512
England. It's great see my nation and its culture being destroyed :) Nationalism is dead but I'm past caring
>have oneitis
>convince myself over time that she is attracted to me or at least curious to know me
>form elaborate daydreams about her (non-sexual) that I replay every night before sleeping
>pretend she's sleeping beside me when I'm feeling lonely
>make plans to ask her out when I get back to wagecuckery
>look at her friend's instagram today
>photo...
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>>25434501
That's what you get for going roastie.
>>25434501
>falling for the oneitis meme
girls aren't special. Just go after another one.
dating is a numbers game. If 5% of women will consider dating you, you'll have to face 19 rejections before getting a yes.
>>25434501
Just stop these daydreams as soon as you find yourself having them. This reduces the pain.