>meet 9/10 qt at festival
>qt likes me
>initiate long distance relationship, about four hours of train every weekend.
>both lose virginity
>ohfuckyes.sh
>supercomfy for a year
>she moves out of parents house
>gets her own place, starts at school close to me
>even better
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you shouldnt post on this board
>>25443679
This is how young relationships work. You spend 6 months to a years together then at least one party gets bored and wants to leave. You probably didn't have a bond as strong as you think and there is more where she came from.
>>25443679
people are guaranteed to break up. you did good, and there are more women and years of happiness to chase after.
As one anon said
"There will be no shy virgin male surrounded by females who want to bang him
There will be no assertive gentle female to take his virginity and get him to come out of his shell
This is the very reason females have it so much easier, the reverse scenario is completely inconceivable to them."
Why can't this happen?
Was there ever a time in the US or anywhere else in the world where this was common?
>>25444178
if they regulated and legalized sex work it would be a good compromise.
Europe has it. but then human trafficking problems.
>>25444178
>what is biology
>how do the male and female differ when it comes to reproduction
>how does that affect each ones social roles?
>>25444178
maybe cuz im fucked up now but reading
>"There will be no shy virgin male surrounded by females who want to bang him. There will be no assertive gentle female to take his virginity and get him to come out of his shell
This is the very reason females have it so much easier, the reverse scenario is completely inconceivable to them."
makes me wish i died in iraq or ukraine
Okay seriously guys i'm 5'10 how fucked am i?
good luck not getting any decent girl, kid
it's exactly average, so merely some insecure/aware taller women will automatically dismiss you
but it has no bad connotations in general. You'll not stand out in a group of men and girls don't try to get in your vicinity as much
so it depends on your face
>>25443673
No self-respecting woman would accept a man less than 6ft.
Luckily for you, women are fucking retarded when it comes to lengths. Just say your 6 ft. They'll never notice 2 inches difference.
>"omg he actually never leaves his room, what does he even do in there? that's actually so sad"
>leave room
>"wow, look who's showed up! what are you even doing here? why would you even want to leave your room? you're weird"
Thanks mom
>"you can't just continue like this, you need to start getting some exercise"
>start riding bike
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Normalfags are well known to be hypocrites. My parents aren't really that normal (other than having jobs, being married and having a kid) so they don't really give me shit about being abnormal.
iktftwb
>>25443585
if my brother asks if im ok one more time to get a raise out of his friends im gonna put a 12 ga slug through my door
she was raped by her father
what you do?
>You should tell her to cut it out
top bantz
>>25443540
>I was raped by my father and this gives me the right to seek attention on facebook.
>>25443540
grab her dad's 12 gauge and put her out of her misery
Grab and rustle my titties when I masturbate? It's like foreplay
>>25443481
if you are a female its normal, if you arnt its not
>>25443631
i dont have a clit in my tit so im confused
Why do women ask questions they already have an answer for?
>every r9k posters future
Raise your Elliot's well
>>25443458
that ptsd stare
poor guy
>>25443480
fucking lol
originalk comment
>>25443458
>cant even see any white genes
That man has shit white DNA.
If I put Gold Bond on my balls would a girl be able to taste it a few hours later? Or will she not notice?
Sorry if this is weird I don't know where else to post this
>>25443456
>I don't know where else to post this
>>>/adv/
>>25443456
thats a hot pic
>>25443456
use baby powder instead
The year is 37 AP (after privilege)
In an effort to stave off production shortages in the agender workforce, Empress Quezxhir II has ordered that all single cis-males shall serve in the new "Progressive Workforce of Equality". Trading hours of labour in exchange from points taken off of their privilege records.
Unfortunately for the galley slaves aboard the S.S. R9K, to completely erase their privilege would take 3 lifetimes.
The S.S. R9K is a caravel on it's maiden voyage to discover new lands and resources to exploit. It's captain is...
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>>25444124
Rocky shore with big forest gives best chance for us desu senpai
>>25444198
Last time I did this was before the robot.
Hope it works.
You awake on the rocky shores of a dark forest.
Most of the crew is dead but 21 survivors from the ship are now huddled on the beach.
Among them is the firstmate chad.
Knowing his position as the leader he begins to bark orders. "Alright crew! first thing we need is a shelter, you half go and start gathering branches while the rest of you fags come with me to dig holes for the supports!"
A) Follow chads...
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>>25444331
Follow chads orders for now. we have plenty of time to hit him in the head with a rock to death when he's sleeping
Look at this, robots.
Look at this 5/10 man who managed to become a Chad with girls left and right.
What's stopping you?
>>25443442
I don't have that voice or that elvis thing
>>25443442
Not having millions, or his voice.
I guess I don't get the amount of poos Elvis gets, is because I'm not fucking Elvis.
Pretty sure that dude is a solid 10.
Why are there so many females in the medical field?
Does being male in a female dominated study like nursing have it's advantages?
>>25443278
Every male nurse I know has something inherently wrong with him. Also, old people aren't nice to male nurses, there is the inherent idea that men become doctors and a male nurse is only such because he couldnt cut be a real doctor or is a homosexual. sorry robobot. I
Nurses are overwhelmingly women and doctors are overwhelmingly men for obvious reasons.
Christ they all look so fucking annoying as well.
Like none of them look 'average' or 'normal', just annoying. Every single one of them.
Meanwhile the only guy looks pretty cool.
He's probably someone who just wants to make a difference somehow and help people in whatever way he personally can.
I wish I were gay.
Karl Marx was the ultimate rich NEET.
Why aren't you following in his footsteps?
>>25443151
Because I am not rich
Incorrect, that was Cezanne
>>25443151
Is that picture a joke or are women actually that stupid?
last thread lasted a while
exchange great robo-songs here
https://youtu.be/cIH5QLjGCf0
>>25443074
holy shit thanks for that song anon
>>25443108
Es tu francais? Speaking French is a advantage to understand the robot meaning of these songs.
https://youtu.be/85c-P9hbmBg
You holding there, robots?
Reminder that you'll be a new a person if you succeed.
Day 11 fampai. Ill make it brah
day 9 here, i'm really feeling this run is /the one/
we'll make it brobots
>>25443906
>>25444002
I thought we were all supposed to be on day 2.
What podcasts do you ribbits listen to?
Flophouse, Adventure Zone, 99% Invisible, Planet Money, Sawbones
I don't really listen to podcasts. I like to take long (1+ hour) let's play video game videos and put them on in the background while I do other things.
cashing in with tj miller, u got it, untitled kondabolu podcast