>oneitis talked to me again
Should I just confess to her and end my false hopes already?
Yeah just get it over with.
>>25451281
>confess
The fact that you used this word has already told me everything I need to know about you and the social dynamics between the two of you.
Don't waste your time. You can "confess" if you want, but nothing good will come of it.
>>25451281
>confess
do you think this is an anime or something? It has never ever worked like that.
You know how people get girlfriends? By using game, acting confident, showcasing their status, and using that as an ice breaker. Afterwards, the girl grows into the man.
You will never ever get a gf by 'confessing' how you feel. That's literally what a woman does if ever.
Anyone ever thought of trying a mail order bride?
Worst case scenario, you get a wife who tolerates you for 2 years until she can get her full visa.
Best case, you get a hot loving foreign wife for life.
Pic related, qt who sent me a message.
>>25451244
where did you find said qt?
>>25451331
http://www.anastasiadate.com/
Like, I looked into it just cause I was bored. But more and more it seems like a pretty good idea.
Almost every girl is cute and skinny, I swear a lot of them must be models.
>>25451244
I've been thinking of doing this, too. I have a career and own a house, but no woman has ever been attracted to me because I'm shy and socially awkward.
Not sure if it's a good idea, and I'm sure I'd have to keep a careful eye out for scammers...
>tfw no dark skin qt3.14 gf
Any dark skin qt (Hispanic, Middle Eastern, light skinned black, etc.)
>>25451243
gf's are overrated anon
>tfw no qt weeb fembot gf to snuggle and shitpost with
Before I go any further into this conversation I have one question...
Are you Asian?
im a 25 year old virgin, ask me anything
At what age did you give up, or did you ever try to begin with?
>>25451240
What was the weather like in Moscow, Russia on June 15, 1928?
>>25451240
What the most poisonous board on 4chan, /r9k/ or /pol/?
Which one is the most beta?
If pigs could talk and bare arms, became a slightly more intelligent species and got a social construct... But were heavily peaceful towards us.
Do you think they would rule over us because we would do a lot of things for them, so they would sacrifice some of their own to meet our bacon needs?
What would they make us do for them? Like one day you open your door and its a cop, a pig cop. Or you go to the supermarket and the fresh meat counter, its a pig cutting up a lamb. That's weird.
I imagine they would have a monarchy with a king pig, their armies...
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you need to rest anon
I don't think pigs men would fall into monarchy. If anything I think they'd develop with tribal attitudes and elect chieftains instead of kings - bartering and moving around in small packs. I think their lack of experience could make us seem like a race of gods to them, so we may be able to extort them for meat. As for weaponry, that would be a problem considering they sort of have hooves instead of hands. I guess they could attack the poles of spears to their forearms with duct tape, but who would do that for them? Would we? Is that the cost they demand for allowing...
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>>25451131
Why do I need to rest? I mean granted it is 4:36am but I am by no means tired, just, elated.
(No I have not taken any drugs and my last cup of coffee was along time ago.)
>>25451264
Valid points, my thoughts were that with this came some rapid evolution giving them some form of 'hands', not as dexterous as our own but all the same, they could use basic tools and grasp items.
The tribal thing I can also see now you have mentioned...
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Am I autistic for wanting to buy an Xbox One and use it as a desktop PC? I'm a depressed as fuck NEET that does literally nothing all day, the idea of shitposting and browsing twitter on my xbox then flipping to a game just sounds pretty comfy.
Hateful comments welcome as I know everyone hates the xbox one.
If that's what you want to do, do it. Don't if other people think its autistic.
>>25450996
Don't worry* if other people think it's autistic
>>25450996
True. I just want other peoples opinions on it. Not sure if the processor is too shit tier for it to be acceptable as a main computer. Despite being a filthy casual.
What the fuck is wrong with her vagina?
>>25450906
looks like the problem is, you need to
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>>25450906
>those arches
HHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG
>>25450906
> she doesn't have a dick
Gross.
If you failed share what happened and how you were seduced by the image of a succubi
Day 5 here even though the new year was 3 days ago.
I didn't jerk of for three months out of depression, then new years came and I've jerked of 7 times already.
who else /boipucci/ here
Oh, libidofags. Always hilarious to hear about your attempts to suppress your out-of-control sexuality.
Feels stories, anyone? I want to feel the sadness flow through me.
>shit my pants
>shit them again
why
>>25450839
>bowel movement
you're really feeling something
>cat die
>eat body
>cry
>girl wants to give me her virginity
>don't want to give her mine
Am I making a huge mistake? We're both 21 and on the same level of attractiveness but the whole thing feels wrong to me. I can't tell why but I don't think I want to spend my first time with her, even though it's how it's supposed to be.
>>25450623
Fuck. Her. Now.
>>25450623
losing your virginity to a virgin is the best possible scenario and you probably won't get the chance to do it again
>>25450623
>first time is special
you're a huge phaggypants
>make an OKCupid account
>after some struggle, find a girl I like who will meet up with me
>goes well, we talk some more
>then all of a sudden she ghosts me
>back to weeks of struggling on OKCupid, eventually find anothe really cute girl who will meet up with me
>date goes really well, we really hit it off, after a week start to feel a bit attached
>then all...
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>>25450578
she found someone more attractive, famm.
>>25450578
Anon the best solution is to not worry about goals and focus on your interests or fields of study. Dating in the West is a crapshoot and not worth the time for most of us.
Just jack off.
>>25450629
I meant girls, goddamnit.
Hi there consent cucks! Still waiting for the consent of women to have sex? HA! Have fun taking girls out on dates while i'm raping women. Heh, still asking for sex? That's just pathetic. Have fun at the club getting shot down, while I'm in the comfort of my home hitting it for hours, and she won't even be conscious enough to tell me no. I just fucked my third girl today, and I didn't have to go on any stupid dates.
>>25450538
This is great. Depressed as fuck but I actually kekd. Well done op.
>>25450538
I bet being knocked out on roofies is the ultimate /comfy/ feel
>>25450538
By itself this would be a 3/10 at best, but reading it in Cosby's voice makes it work.
do you guys have any idea how hard it is to friendzone a guy? when we say we like you as friends we're not lying and obviously thinking that you can't have a female friend like you have male friends is not exactly right. i mean i respect that opinion but i think its possible for female and male friends exist. anyway. if you ever get friendzoned don't just quit us or else you'll show/make us think that you don't actually like us just that you want to conquer us or have sex and thats sad. a female friend and a male friend can hang out together, talk, discuss,...
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>>25450501
The problem is, by doing so you hurt us so bad that we can't stand being in your presence anymore because - well - it hurts.
>>25450547
Then just let us make a move or learn to read in between the lines. The whole point is when you are friendzoned we also feel bad and guilty and so you're ruining a great friendship
>tfw i friend zoned a girl before
>I really really really liked her
>I was too awkward and scared when she asked me to be with her
>tfw i live with no ambition or reason
>I keep wondering if living is even worth it
>I use myself as a tool to serve other peoples needs, not my own
Maybe my life would be different had i said yes. I'll never know now but i know i'll never be happy either.
Why don't you have a driver's licence yet?
Because driving is scary ;_;
>>25450499
I get terribly anxious when driving
Because public transportation is free for me and uber is cheaper than a car since I live in a city and everything is close
How do you feel, knowing that these two people fugged?
das one fatass manlet
id like, someday, to spread his ass cheeks apart and sing a lullaby into his hairy asshole
>>25450433
Proof? I don't want to download that picture, and 4chan doesn't allow for reverse image search anymore.