>tfw no pIump belly gf
Just work at sea world. You'll get paid for seeing them
>>25458295
And how appealing is all this AFTER you've ejaculated?
still pretty good. I miss my chubby gf (she wasn't morbidly obese like the OP's pic but she had a nice belly), snuggling with her was so comforting.
>pic related (assuming I remember filename right)
>some degenerate wants to deny that there are many fags being bugchasing subhumans
>"I searched for these sites, only one of these posts exists and the replies he got were all from horrified people"
>mfw this polesmoker doesn't even know bout sites that don't show up on google
>mfw I have no face
Had to get it off my chest somehow...
>>25458277
The majority of these posts are actually from .onion links so of course you're not gonna find them without TOR.
>>25458293
bingo /notanoriginalpost
>tfw this is one of my fetishes
I'm so ashamed...
ITT we flirt with each other like faggots and cannot reveal our genders. Let the faggotry begin.
Let's have extreme faggot music in the background for this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aywyOeQKUzM
>>25458225
You have like really cool taste in music anon senpai. Tell me more
sorry no i don't want to participate in this thread just wanted to drop in and mention how fucking hot adam driver is
pic related. how does it feel to be wiped off, extincted, destroyed, by superior black dick?
>>25458103
Behold! The power of the BBC. On the floor....kek.
>>25458103
Oh btw you must be confused as the meme says. Someone help him out.
>>25458103
Sad that they didn't develop any further
When are you robots going to learn that sexual abstinence is the way of the future? Rejecting all things sexual can only have a positive impact on your life, no more wanting women, no more depression from lacking women, no unnecessary sexual drive (because let's face it, we aren't getting laid any time soon), and more energy to focus on more important things, such as contributing to humanity as a whole.
>>25458031
>When are you robots going to learn that sexual abstinence is the way of the future?
>learn
True robots already know this. One should fully control his urges and be master of his body and desires.
>>25458031
How about fapping?. Can I still fap?, please tell me I still can.
>becoming celibate in response to not getting any
doesn't work senpai. the spiritual value of celibacy is that you're actually rejecting sex, not that you're just trying to rationalise the fact that you aren't having any.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gXwEz1U82e
Wow that was pretty cool desu!
Moar senpai? :3
I meant t b h but I got desu D:
Imagine if the "refugee crisis" consisted of submissive young middle eastern women instead of strong young arabic buck men.
Would women even allow them to enter?
that's a good question anon
>>25457939
Short answer: no.
Long answer. fucking no.
Also, why are you even asking what women would allow? They don't even deserve an opinion since they don't even know what they want.
Well yeah.
I don't think that them all being men is an issue.
In fact, it's a point of embarrassment for them.
In every single fluff piece about the refugees, they only use photos of the few women and children in their ranks.
I'm sure they would love them to be all women.
>my mom and my sister got in a fight
>my mom had some glasses of wine beforehand
>my mom storms off in her car (you can even hear the tires screech)
>I call the cops because I'm scared she may get in an accident
>she comes back before the cops arrive
>the cop basically verifies everything I did as right and says you shouldn't drink and drive at all because you can't tell how...
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Nah, you did the right thing when looking at the bigger picture. She could have killed someone.
>>25457764
a DUI can pretty much ruin the life of you and your family
you did the right thing in a utilitarian sense but you could have potentially fucked up your entire family's future
>involving cops
Eat shit, bootlicker.
It's the year of the practice girl.
I want a practice girl.
I will treat her like shit. I will throw her around in bed and leave her crying. I will spoon her and fall asleep because I want a warm hunk of meat to hold onto. I will first her and tear her vagina up.
I will deliberately tug on her vagina lips roughly to make her the ultimate roastie whore.
I will jizz in her eyes and force her down on the bed so she can't clean it off.
I will pinch and bite her nipples and slap her ass so hard it's red and she gets a skin rash.
When...
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>>25457749
how do i achieve this
how do i make this my reality
/d/ plz fap somewhere else
LOL WHY DONT GIRLS LIKE ME
what is stacys last name?
thundercunt
saged
/thread
>>25457729
Cumguzzle.
It's a German name or something.
Could someone post more of these depressing birthday pictures?
What was your first kiss like anon?
>>25460719
>first kiss
Get out.
>>25460719
true robots never got a kiss nor a hug from a female
>>25460724
/thread
Original etc. etc.
>be roommate with Chad
>his girlfriend comes over
>Chad tells her I play videogames
>they laugh at me
And 4chan told me videogames were socially acceptable. They lied.
Only for Chad, idiot
Like everything else, it's only acceptable if you're Chad
Great, just great.
Now I am marked as video game nerd. No social life for me, I always will be laughed at and asked "hows my level"?
>Controlling mother who didn't show signs of affection
Is this how you become a beta?
No, lack of a strong father figure.
>>25457499
Anyone have translation?
>>25457510
My dad was a good dad. I guess I'm just a fuck up then.
>fucking a girl from Tinder last night
>she starts trying to talk dirty
>telling me to cum in her
>"throw up in my pussy"
> feel a bit grossed out
>start laughing a bit
Well. At least there's akward women out there too.
I was fucking my gf once and she used to try and talk dirty. It was just annoying and shit but one time she was blabbering away and suddenly she said "I want to lick you out"
I stopped and stared at her for a moment like "wtf r u on about m8"
this is why i never ever try to talk dirty fuck i absolutely know i would say something like this n then i would just have to kill myself after
>>25457496
Maybe she wanted to give your bum hole the natty lickaroo
can i ask a question?? why do guys always say that girls look better w/o makeup but then throw in comments like "you look sick/tired/etc" whenever you aren't wearing makeup and basically exclusively date girls that are makeup artists?
She looks cool without make up
She kind of looks like Ozzy
With makeup she looks like an annoying bitch
Sorry
>>25460448
why did she paint a goatee on her face on the right
>>25460448
Because guys hardly ever know what they really want.
Same with claiming they like average girls but only falling for +7/10 (or even claiming those qts are "average")