Finally met up with a girl on tinder after days of messaging.
She's overweight and semi good looking.
the minute she saw me she was like "your very short for a boy"
- totally forgot to mention it or she just never asked.
she continued to hang out with me for an hour then left......with no kiss, hug...nothing.
She didn't contact me since.
how do I get off this ride?
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>25460444
Should've shat talked her right back.
"You pretty fat for a ho"
4chan is good training for how to muscle a bitch.
>>25460444
>fat girl having high standards
This is why r9k hates women, all entitled and selfish.
I was too focused on getting my dick wet I didn't want to piss her off.
I kissed a girl before so I have practice.
I'm a virgin and I wanted to cum in her so bad.
I hadn't jerked off in like 4 days prior to it (record since i was 11).
I was blue-balling
How do I get a gf?
I'm a college student if that helps.
Why are you asking this on /r9k/ which is filled with socially inept retards, instead of /b/ or something which is filled with normies?
>>25460451
i'm a normie on /r9k/ to troll
so I'll help OP
>>25460410
just don't be fucking weird, it's really not that hard
Are you white and +5'10"?
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When were you diagnosed?
Which medication are you taking?
>>25460369
I was diagnosed when I was arond 3 years old. I have an asthma attack when young. I almost died but they said I barely made it out alive. Apparently my face was turning blue as well.
I have gone through about 10 different inhalers and medication as well. Shit doesn't seem to work. I think it might be my house. There is always dust here no matter how fucking hard I clean.
Why don't grown ups have asthma?
Do people who have it die off before they grow up?
Why do normies hate you if you're content?
A friend of mine is a dishwasher and he enjoys it, of course he gets paid shit though. He's happy though, and I envy him. My other friend constantly makes fun of him because he gets paid shit and doesn't want to move up to a different job or go to school.
Why can't he just be happy for him?
>>25460322
Slaves should never be content. If you're content, you're not working hard enough, goy.
People do anything to feel better about themselves, including putting others down.
Everyone does this, no one is an exception
>>25460322
Just be content with absolutely nothing, and strive for the most. That's the only way for true permanent happiness.
>my girlfriend didn't text me yesterday
should I be concerned?
You should go back to Facebook
The question is 'should we be concerned'
No. We are not concerned. Go away now.
>>25460297
Lol. I've been on 4chan for like 8 years, even dated a girl who regularly went on /pol/. (She was weird though)
I'm just a regular on /sp/ but go to this board to bitch about life.
I'm being way too clingy, aren't I senpai?
>stopped smoking after 3 years
feels good man
imagine how good that first cigarette back is going to feel
Protip: You are much less likely to get addicted to smoking if you don't inhale the first drag. The first drag is basically freebase nicotine.
>>25460151
let me guess, quitting was your resolution.
good for you i guess, i started again jan 2nd
Staring up the AHA threads again because woman haters and pepe posters are out in full force.
WE
WILL
PREVAIL
Found the roastie. Back to Reddit.
>>25460120
So we have to tolerate normies here? I'l pass, thanks.
>>25460139
FUCK YOU SCUM I WILL FLAY YOUR WOMEN HATING DICK OFF WITH A CHEESE GRATER
>Showering
Ok lets talk about showering for a bit. First off, why do we hate to shower? I can go so long without showering and not care but normies are like super on showering. I dont shower for a while and I think I look fine and I dont smell so its like w/e. I understand people who do activity and actually do shit but most of us just basement dwell. Do we really need to shower as much as the normies? I get zits sometimes but it usually happens when I eat a bunch of bacon or some shit.
Why dont robots like to shower?
>>25460089
>I don't smell
You don't decide that. You can't smell yourself because you're used to it. Other people have to suffer your stink. Wash yourself daily you disgrace.
>>25460089
as a kid i only showered once a week and it was fine, but jerking off + eating badly = stank
just get one of these and spray it on your balls while jerking off
Thank me later
What happened to you poor souls?
It all started in October of 1991 when I was born
Had a mental breakdown that almost put me in the hospital. Diagnosed with psychosis NOS. About to have another breakdown and terrified I'm going to have to go to the hospital and come out completely different and end up relying on my parents for everything like a fucking child because I'm too sick to take care of myself.
>>25460011
I had it all a few years ago. Then I made one huge social mistake by calling some people out on their shit.
Was the right thing to do, but it changed nothing for the people they had been hurting. And I had to go through college with my head down because the most popular people hated me, and threatened me.
I went from dating and fucking and hanging out with people to being completely alone and being a reject and not being able to perform in school.
Barely graduated. Now I'm in a small town...
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I feel like my relationship with my gf has reached live in fuck maid status. Our routine looks more or less like
>wake up
>say goodbye
>work
>come home
>fap
>pick her up form train station
>hear about her day
>tell her about my day
>get home
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>>25459985
That is a gross looking ass
Go ask Facebook or Reddit
>>25460014
yeah I guess I'm coming to that conclusion as well. It feels nice to touch and grab and eat and whatever, but it isn't the prettiest ass by far. She used to work out, but not anymore. I should make her work out... it'd give me more time to mess around too.
Thanks anon!
Pick one.
>Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ
>>25459974
>fucking diamonds
Lol at these yellow fever faggots. Go outside for once robots
>>25459974
seriously all rook same.
Korea building some k-pop clone army?
Is r9k a bad place to go if you want to improve yourself? I've been coming here every day for quite a long time now and I have not fixed any of my problems.
In fact, in the time it took me to make this thread and continue browsing r9k after I make the thread, I could be looking for work and applying for jobs, but instead I'm going to be lurking here again with a bunch of other losers who I think may subconsciously be making me think that its actually acceptable and sustainable to be a NEET failure.
If you're under 21 please don't reply, there are far too many kids here who take a semester off of school or don't go to college immediately after graduating and act like "Oh I have not had a job for 4 whole months! NEET life amiright guys? :^)". None of that please. I mean, I'm in my mid 20s and I have no work experience. I don't even get NEETbux, I live purely under my parents which is making life shameful, miserable, and embarrassing. I want to make changes.
what kind of job are you looking for?
I also love self improvement, what aspect of your life do you want to improve?
>>25459998
Honestly anything. I just keep setting the bar lower and lower. I don't even want to move out anymore and get a good respectable job. If I could deliver pizzas for 20 hours a week I'd be happy. Anything to just get rid of the crushing feeling I get whenever either of my parents are home or around. The feeling when they wake up for work and I'm on my computer, they come home from work and I'm still there, and they know I spent the entire day playing videogames.. Again.. I'm sick of being treated like a child. My mom yells at me for staying up late, tries to tell me what I should and shouldn't be eating, makes me do housework, all this demeaning shit.
I just want so badly to be like "Yes, I put in a solid day of work today just like you guys. Treat me like an adult. Here, I can even pay rent or start paying for my own food." Something. Anything.
>>25460025
I need to get back into shape, I was a /fit/ teenager and since then I've become disgusting. For now, I want a job.
Does any fembot here accept new beta orbiters right now?
I'd pay 50 euros per month.
pls respond ;_; plz I'm serious
I'll pretend to be a fembot for you.
>>25459941
I feel so down in the dumps that I'll actually consider your offer if no real fembots would do it ;-;
I-I hate my life
>tfw banned from /pol/
Never been banned from a single board before. What did you do?
Welcome aboard.
Could you post a lovely BLACKED thread so we can get their train rolling?
Does this mean the cuck porn spammers are finally getting banned?
Well /r9k/ any hope for me or are my teeth fucked beyond repair ?
>>25459867
I see no major issues but I'm not a dentist.
>>25459885
wut? they are literally rotting away
compared to my teeth which has huge gaps in between them cause I never brushed for like two years as a kid cause I never saw the point, you are perfectly fine.