ITT: post your ideal GFS
>>25470339
claiming intellectual succubus
>>25470339
everything would be fine if she was my gf
>>25470339
<3
original heart symbol, nigger
>come home to parents for christmas vacation
>basically hotel
>sleeps till 6pm then eats dinner with them
>browse memes until 6 am
>repeat until school starts
Who else /bad schedule/
>>25469761
here i am, 01:02 yet again.
>>25470045
1 am isnt bad tho
>>25470348
6 hours of sleep will not suffice.
>eat 4 finger kitkat without breaking it up into individual fingers during break
>girl sitting next to me in band practice jokingly says 'tch! how can you eat it like that?'
>finish my mouthful, look at her and say 'well Selina, I'm a 4 finger kind of guy'
>thought it was actually kind of funny myself
>she gives me a wtf look of disgust
>she sits somewhere else now
Was...
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Normies out
>original $enpai lol
>>25469723
Youre supposed to break it into fingers? I thought those were just Jew creases where they scoop out the chocolate to save money
If you were attractive she would have laughed her arse off.
>don't bother swiping if you're under 6"2
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
You do realize that girl is an ez 6'
>>25469638
Explain to me why I would ever want a superficial, vapid, narcissistic roastie.
I literally do not care.
I'm not a manlet, I'm 5'9".
Are you watching AGDQ guys?
Let's have a chill thread.
Not since they cucked it 2-3 years ago.
Is it any better now? Or is it still run by faggots who are terrified of letting autists be themselves and need to Redditize them with speech codes and paranoia that they aren't pleasing the normies?
>>25469680
why are you so upset about it? you could just watch people play games. i mean autists going overboard is always good but i don't get why you're so upset
>>25469766
Because I used to watch a bunch of bros that are just like the bros I grew up with and hang out with, and that's why it was fun? I don't watch someone play 9 straight hours of Goldeneye because I want to see him fail to beat the world record he already got on Youtube 6 weeks earlier. I watch it because it's fun to chill with nerds. And since AGDQ has gotten big, they have removed the chill by making nerds terrified of displeasing Reddit faggots on the Internet who are obsessed with policing language...
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>psst, hey Anon!
>I know someone who likes you!
its the ugly one isn't it
Said no one ever. Ever.
Sorry gals, only 2d for me desu.
you laugh you lose thread
1/3
post something funny then
>>25469461
here you go m8ty
:^^^^^^^^^)
>>25469461
>russia - putin
hmmm
Does anyone else here suffer from a constant nostalgic longing for the past? It can be specific or not.
2013 was pretty much the best year of my life. I had total freedom to do whatever I wanted, and I had all the time to do it in. My close group of friends and I talked and hung out constantly. I have never been so happy and absolutely content in my entire life.
Since then, I've always longed for that time again,and recently it's been getting a lot worse. Pretty much every night I feel intense longing and want to go back so bad. I stand in the shower,...
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>>25469389
I miss the times of 07scape.
I miss the times of vanilla wow.
Somebody hold me.
>>25469389
HAHA IT ONLY GETS WORSE
I know exactly how you feel. Originallll
How does r9k feel about tall girls?
>>25469384
I feel about all girls
>>25469384
they probably wouldn't look at me, im a 5'9 or10" manlet
>>25469384
Like them.
Less chance of having manlet children.
>Your gender
>If you could live in a single fantasy or sci-fi universe, what would it be?
>Why?
MtF
Mass Effect universe
M
Pokemon
Because it's a nice place. You won't get murderraped by orcs or Lannisters or the Sith or whatever. You basically get to hang out with your cute lil pokebros and have fun.
M
Elder Scrolls
SO I CAN KILL ALL THE MER
Post them backgrounds /r9k/!
>>25469374
My background is empty just like my social life
> vuze in 2016
>>25469738
Isn't that still a thing?
>Some experienced 7/10 19yo slutty Stacy can't see my powerlevels behind my 22yo muscular high functioning robot appearance and wants my D
Once we get in bed it will end in humiliation and tears or is there some way to bullshit sexual prowess? My dick size is 7' so it's fine.
>slutty
She's used to being disappointed.
>>25469453
Well good point but from talking with her she expects a lot from me. At least she likes my dick but I really want her to not give up laughing after our first try. (And I'm not sure she took that many dick before).
Drink a lot so you last longer. Be aggressive.
Any femanons have experience on dating sites? I'm 26, extremely shy and rarely go out. I'm really getting desperate cause I know I won't just bump into someone at my age.
Are dating sites a good idea or are most people on there just looking for sex? I would just like to get to know some people and get more comfortable hanging out with guys. This boards says females get loads of attention on there no matter what so how can you tell who's really interested in getting to know you and who's just sending random messages out to anyone?
>>25469342
Sex. It's a giant digital fucking machine more or less.
>>25469342
You will get a lot of attention on online dating sites, but they will all be looking for casual sex. Most will not be upfront about it until after.
Enjoy.
you don't need a dating site, just ride trains more often
Let's play a game /r9k/
1. Hold breath
2. Hold down a key for as long as you can hold your breath
3. Don't get muted for unoriginality
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A
This didnt work as well in mobile
>>25469319>>25469319
HAD ME LAFFIN
My computer does this. What is it?
Show off your taste, /r9k/ers
White Suns
infinite jest
the glow part 2
synecdoche, new york
baldurs gate 2
tfw flawless taste
>>25469115
That's a good game, Anon.