>be me, freshman in college
>have a really cool German friend, Hans
>did a shit ton of drugs in Germany and he introduced me into the basics
>over 3 years we became really close friends
>we try everything, any obscure drug we could find
>in senior year he tells me about this drug he did back in Germany, Renvela
>it's supposed to help with kidney disease...
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What the fuck is wrong with you Ollo
10/10 OP I actually didn't see that coming
I'm not sure if anybody on /r9k/ would care about spoilers to some lame nerd shit movie that came out almost 3 weeks ago.
Is it bad if you talk to yourself to keep yourself company?
Ive started doing this i am alone 24/7
is this bad for my mental health should i stop?
>>25472818
Sounds bad m8, but I'm also mostly alone so I can understand the feels.
Being lonely is terrible for mental health lol, it's like our basic need.
>>25472818
Yes if you can
Became a course of habit for me and i have no friends as a result
>>25472848
what the hell is going on with pepes body in second frame
Who /uglyperson/ here?
I don't mean physically ugly, I mean ugly on the inside.
Everyone I talk to gets visibly irritated by everything I say. I can't seem to ever say anything right and I constantly say mean and degrading things to people without thinking. I'm slowly realizing that I'm just an ugly person. I used to be personable and likable, but over the years I've become mean and callous to other peoples feelings, and I don't know how to stop. I'm usually trying to make a joke or be sarcastic but I just end up offending people....
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>they are just now beginning to realize it and saying horrible things like "kill yourself" but apologizing right after
Yes, but i've come to a nice realization. I can just lie to people, and not only are there no consequences, but people prefer it.
>>25472803
I feel this.
I guess I'm hostile towards others because in my head the only reason they'd want to talk to me is to cause me pain in some way.
Is there any other place on Earth that appreciates Elliot Rodger as much as we do? We keep his memory alive.
It kinda makes me feel worse about myself when I realize he had the balls to do what he wanted.
He was basically a mentally ill chad in a manlet's body.
>>25472783
No one cares about a sociopathic hapa except robots and edgy teen girls
Stop giving him attention he doesnt deserve he was an entitled little bitch
>>25472825
STFU, Elliot is a fucking demigod, he's out there somewhere......... looking over all of us ;_;
Hey Fags,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and...
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>>25472777
fuck off you idiotic jersey trash
retro pasta
>>25472777
haven't seen this one in a while
tanks for the memories
Why don't you get a practice gf, /r9k/?
Learn the ropes of how to acquire and maintain a relationship, and then get a free upgrade at the end of the year.
Is there any way you dipshit teenagers can start a meme without making like ten threads a day on it? Seriously, the time of the practice girl meme has been and gone.
>>25472772
Well first I would have to not be an anxious, introverted fuck.
>>25472772
Because I'm not an asshole.
Original comment.
Post your problems in this thread and I'll try to give you an honest answer.
>>25475938
I'm apathetic about absolutely everything
>>25475948
Have you literally done everything? How much opportunities have you actually taken compared to the amount of times you repeated an activity?
>>25475938
I feel like banging my head off the wall until I die every second of every day.
I'm going out tomorrow, where do i go to meet asian qts ?
>>25472764
Preferably Korea or Japan, maybe even China, or maybe you want to stop being a cunt and actually give us an idea where you live.
>>25473168
i live in the southwest of the united states.
>>25473327
the southwest is a large fuckin place. you could be in pheonix, sandiego or fuckin death valley.
Post you favorite song to kill the negative feels!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVVTOHVXQQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn7dCgtwX2c
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYcEMBSgFPI
original
Hi /r9k/. I'm a fembot who used to lurk here some years ago, but anyhow now I'm back for your help.
Met a guy who's like you lot. How can I fix him?
ps. Don't want to fuck him before he's better, so preferably not that.
>>25475409
Take him to the gym and get him to eat healthier
cook for him if you have to
then after he begins to become more confident become intimate with him
Offer him your company, be with him in public, don't get offended if he spergs out when you're obviously being too nice to him, and don't reject his supposed advances when they come.
>>25475409
Fuck him, unfortunately.
I know it's counter-intuitive but it's the only thing that'll reset his brain and allow you to reshape him according to your wishes.
>back to work tomorrow
>can't sleep because rhythm is fucked
>oh well, I'll just browse on my phone for a bit
>end up shitposting for 2 hours
>still not tired
fuck
>>25472653
That image has me in legit stitches desu mate, what game is it from?
I know that feel OP, but with school
>>25472922
I don't know, I just picked it from my collection of images I downloaded from here.
>mfw I can't go on night walks, because my mom would go medieval on my ass.
>mfw can't and won't move out because I'm an 100% dependant NEET
>wanting to leave the house for any reason
fuck off norman.
>>25472628
>I want the benefits of being independent, but I don't want the responsibility of being independent.
If you're going to act like a child expect your mom to treat you like a child.
>because my mom would go medieval on my ass
grow a pair, you're a grown man right? if youre chicken sneak out at like 3am when shes a sleep.
Night walks are the shit man.
How do you go from a nobody to a somebody?
How do you make friends when you are a friendless loser? Why would anyone want to be your friend to begin with? No friends is a red flag.
My only salvation is to move to a new country. Then I'd have an excuse.
University is cheap for international students in europe, yes? Why shouldn't I do this? I'd be reinventing myself. I suppose I would be at risk of being killed be islamists if I were to live in europe.
work really hard and be yourself ;^)
If you don't move with the right mindset you'll just end up the same as you are now, only completely alone in a foreign country.
WORKOUT GET FIT TAKE DRUGS
TRY AND FAIL AT EVERYTHING M8 ITS THE ONLY WAY
for me, all i had to do was stop rejecting everyone
and i had to slow down the pace at which i was learning mathematics, it used to be on my mind 24/7 in my dreams, everywhere
when i deprived my brain of what it loved most, it searched direly for an alternative
luckily i chose socialization, now i have a small but sturdy network of dependable friends
girls i don't care for, they're useless
Question:
You're past self just clicked its way into 4chan for the first time.
What would you say to your past self?
>>25472522
dont do it faggot, you will waste too much time and become even more of a loser
>>25472522
Lurk moar, faggot.Originality required.
>"Claim all the memes that will appear in the incoming years and become the absolute mememaster"
Anyone wanna listen while I talk about my first time doing a tab of 25i-nBOME?
>>25472495
i thought this year would be different. not at 11pm, 12/31/2015, when i was lying in bed alone lurking on 4chan and bleeding internally over events that happened over three years ago. i thought so three hours later when i was in the bed of a girl i had just met with her vagina in my face. and i thought so the next day when i met a different girl and got to know her a bit and was like, wew, this person is so cool and seems like they would be into me and now i have confidence and what i say works and i totally weaseled my way into a date tonight except half an hour before i was going to leave she gets cold feet but wants to keep chatting
idk man. idk anymore. over the last year i kept thinking that i was finally gonna accept the superiority of 2d. that so many years without human intimacy would finally go to my head and i was fucking accepting it too. and then this shit happens. i didn't want to develop feelings for someone. i didn't want to even put myself in a situation where it could happen. i'm well down the path to become a comfy neet with diagnosed mental health issues and an allowance from guilty and well-meaning parents. and then i meet someone and spend all this time chatting and suddenly i'm looking for the clean new clothes i got this holiday season and getting in the shower and meeting someone who seems to match me in a lot of important ways, at least the obvious ones that i can gather from several days of text conversation, and then she's like
i don't want to go on blind dates anymore
after she suggested that we should go out
shes texting me now but i'm not looking at it. i think i'm going to take the one and a half bottles of vodka in my freezer and drink them. i've been thinking about suicide and i never was comfortable with it before but now i think i might be able to go through with hanging myself, assuming it ever came to that.
ghhg
It's been awhile since I've been on quadchan, so I'm not sure what meme that was.
Basically, it wasn't heavy on visuals, but my body felt like it was in another dimension.
My tongue felt twisted, and whenever I walked somewhere it felt like I never actually moved.
Also my thoughts were extremely loud, I couldn't shut them up.