>he shitposts
>on 4chan
>He's a faggot
>everywhere
>>29742643
Mommy no! Stopp! Reeeeee
I'd loved to get disciplined by a 2D girl.
>hail from a traditional family
>parents tell me to study hard in school, dont allow me to use the computer to play games
>tell me to ignore sports because they dont matter if you study hard enough and get a good job
>always at the top of my class, didn't have any friends tho
>parents tell me not to get involved with bad kids in my class and bad stuff like drinking or smoking or taking drugs
>never...
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You lost because you blindly followed their advice.
Your parents are just people too. They don't have all the answers.
If this is indeed true and not a fantasy posted by a wizard. You are a grown fucking man listening to his Mom and not himself. Take a minute and look at the absurdity.
>>29742638
Never ever ignore your instincts(cock).
>trying to get a therapist but its kinda expensive
>somehow my sister got it for free because her therapist said shes a curious case
is this what u call double standarts?
>>29742615
Mentally ill women put their babies in ovens and shit, depressed guys just kill themselves.
>>29742641
yeah, all that matters is babies.
>>29742615
Your therapist is fucking your sister
Why would I date black women when asian women exist?
>>29742555
You're black, right?
>>29742585
Yeah, he is, most probably. He's trying to counter bebe's Asian bf posting with his own Asian gf posting
It's kinda pathetic that /r9k/ has become this weird passive-agressive shitshoot where black men and women fight against each other, but then again it's pretty fucking funny to watch so just sit back and relax, my nigga
>>29742555
You should not
oregano
Tfw spent the holiday weekend smoking wee
Tfw back to work
I am tzuyu
>>29742525
Man Korean girls are so hot. Look at those thighs man. They were made for licking, gentle caressing and thigh fucking.
>>29743353
you need guidance
>>29743353
She's from Taiwan bro.
That's it, robots, after this shit morning I've decided im done being your average meek NEET. From here on out, I'm devoting every second of the day to getting huge. I'm sick of normies being so smug and self assured that us robots are push overs.
So why don't you all use your awful lives as motivation to get fucking jacked? what's stopping you, anons? Discuss.
>>29742453
>Get motivated
>Start doing shit
>Something happens (injury, other people etc.)
>Can't get back into it
>Give up
>Back in normal routine for 3-6 months
>Repeat
>>29742453
Nothing
You make the first step and it goes easy after
I do 50 pushups and 100 weight lifting a day.
Start eating more healthy and less
Not much but it keeps me feel better by a lot
>>29742453
Right on
Working out has a way of raising your self esteem, whether it makes you look better or not.
>anon if you lick me out, ill give you a handjob, thats fair right!
>>29742380
Think again, bitch. Tongue for tongue, that's the rule.
>>29742380
>I am cornholio take me to your leader
>>29742380
said literally no girl ever.
also if she did say that I'd agree, because never in my entire history of women has oral not ended up escalating into full blown sex. lick her and deny her orgasm til she can't take it anymore and needs to jump on your dick, anon.
Lena Headey kicks in your door and demands you to fuck her in the ass. She doesn't accept having no penis as an excuse.
wat do?
>>29742349
AS YOU COMMAND MY QUEEN
>>29742349
>Implying she'd like to be plowed by 260 lbs 6'4 fatass
Sure why not.
Yell some GoT references to gross her out and tell her to send in Emilia or Sophie instead
>Realize that YOU are the problem
It's not me it's them
This does not help OP. Continue.
>>29742348
N-nice try, Demiurge
>one chance at life to be a cute girl
>born a black male
Just fuck my existence up
qt black transgirls exist, anon
don't lose hope
>>29742569
>that dead look in its eye
Just kawaii my shit up senpai
>>29742569
pic not related I take it.
How do I know if I really want a gf?
What if I finally get one and then realize it was a mistake?
>>29742276
Here is the best way to find out for yourself: Jerk off first, then think about your question again. If, with your freshly cleared mind, you still crave the company of a woman, you genuinely want a gf.
To find out, you would have to actually get a gf
>>29742384
easier said than done
orgiianl
>Friend gets girlfriend
>2 months in relationship
>"Hey I fucked her. So yeah,bye"
>Never called me again
>Saw me on streets 2 times,didn't even say hi
>5 months later chick leaves him
>Sends message
>"Hey can we meet up"
>Me like:"Nigga just you wait for eternity...
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>>29742256
You should send him a trojan. Just put it jpg icon format and write along jpg -for good times sake
your """""friend""""" got what he deserved
>>29742256
You did good anon. Be proud
I want to be Swiss.
>Europeans get free college
>They're PAID to go to college
>Free healthcare
>Great vacations and benefits
This country fucking sucks. You know which one I'm talking about. We're slaves
>>29742212
I know that feel. there is nothing about Switzerland that makes it NOT the ideal place on earth
Fuck. I'd kill to live in Switzerland. I'm not sure if I'm eligible for immigration though. I'm not a criminal or anything, but I'm sure they've got tight laws. You don't stay that successful while letting just anyone in.
What's your favorite movie /r9k/ ???
My favourite movie is Groundhog Day
I really enjoy groundhog day
My favourite movie is Groundhog Day, I really enjoy it.
haven't slept in 2 days, im going to go take a shower and make a cup of coffee. While im gone I want you guys to think about the reasons that you're alive right now and tell me whats keeping you here on this planet. Tell me about your personality, and what you hope to accomplish in the next 10 years. I'll be back in about 20 minutes, I'm eagerly awaiting your replies.
pic unrelated.
>>29742098
honestly fuck you guys I came back like 30 minutes late and haven't gotten a single reply fuck all of you I just wanted to get to know you guys fuck you
I don't know OP. I'm seriously considering taking up religion because many years of degeneracy, edgy views, resentment of others and selfishness haven't done me any good
>>29742748
No, we all replied to your thread
>reasons that you're alive
none
>Tell me about your personality
none
>hope to accomplish in the next 10 years
nothing