>tfw already took a year off from college
>still have no idea what i want to major in
Try women's studies
>>25474444
looks like you should major in quads
Major in whatever will:
A: Make you money
B: Make you not kill yourself
Let's have an MBTI thread. What is your type, robots? Please remember that the Jungian cognitive functions are the most important part of this, and saying that you switch between types just makes you sound stupid. I test as an INTJ.
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm
This is arguably the best test available on the internet.
>>25474411
? but what if you change personality throughout the year because I cannot get anything but ISFP now.
>>25474411
Long-term INTJ.
2/10 from work asked me out on Feb today.
She's not fat just ugly.
I am also ugly but more like a 5-6/10. I'm also semi fit and lift.
I've almost got with 6/10s in the past (they had crushes on me) but fucked up all my opportunities.
I'm on a gap year and will go to uni next year, what do?
I really want a practice gf but I don't want to hurt her and make it awkward at work.
you're probably over-rating yourself
>I'm like a 5-6
This translates into you being a 2. Just go out with her, and don't pretend that you are better than her. Because you aren't.
>>25474355
I had this exact problem last year. Take the practice gf and make up some bullshit reason to break up when the time is right, if she likes you still then it'll resolve but if she hates your shit then alienate her for good.
Fuck's sake
>Reading up on Asperger's tonight
>just realised I had a meltdown today over someone speaking lewdly of Rei
How fucked up are you other robots?
Have psychosis NOS which in my case is basically schizophrenia. It's not fun but with how my symptoms work it doesn't really cause me to overtly do anything, but rather not do something. When I'm catatonic I'll go motionless for about an hour, but that hasn't happened in a while, although it may start to soon since my symptoms are coming back.
Asuka > Rei tho
I'd let Rei be that practice girlfriend so I can better serve Asuka after she kimochi warui's the future with me.
idk OP go to tumblr i'm sure they will help you how to selfdiagnose right
Why do women give themselves theyre classy? Like they all dress like sluts nowadays and they cant do shit anymore. They cant clean, cook, or do anything motherly or feminine. Do these type of women still exist in other countries outside of the U.S?
Pic related
Audrey Hepburn is my wifey and my ideal woman
>>25474186
Date a crazy mormon girl; case closed
Post more classy housewife looking girls
show pic of yourself
>>25474264
sure thing fellow anon
Smoke kush all day and pop pain killas, fuck who don't understand it that's how the game did us
>>25474163
Yo OP wants a dude to pee in his mouth
He's a fag he just hasn't come out
>>25474223
i only pee in girls mouths faggort
>>25474163
Who wrote that?
Who's /desensitized to female dramatic reactions/ here?
They get angry for the slightest things. At first I tried to reason/ bargain with them, but then I realized it's pointless and you just have to wait for their bitchiness to pass away, like the cold.
Should've realized this when you were 14.
Girls get upset by the silliest shit. If you get mad at them or feel bad about it you're doing it wrong. If you make a girl hurt and dont give a fuck she's gonna start showing real interest.
Women are bipolar
Lived with two sisters they can go from rage to crying to laughing in the blink of an eye.
What do I do when I'm "selfish"?
I went to the kitchen to crack walnuts since mom hates to step on the shells when I do it in the living room, ate them all, then she got angry I didn't offer her some.
>fine, I'll buy more fucking nuts and peel them off just for you, jeez
>NO I DUN WAN DEM! SELFISH, EGOIST, BAD SON!
I've had this kind of shit happen to me for all my childhood: I fuck up at something, then she's mad at me for like a week. I didn't learn to care for...
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Analyst guy from earlier, had to leave the thread after i finished the story
Anyway, ask me whatever you like about it
For those who missed it:https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25466287/#25466287
>>25474046
This sounds really dumb, and I'm not sure why you'd go along with it. You'll come to realize eventually that high school doesn't matter at all past academics. The problem with this board is that a lot of people are physically or mentally still in high school. Sorry you had a shitty childhood, but as a young adult you've got a lot of opportunity to change that. A lot of these Chads and Stacies will go nowhere with their lives, so make sure you don't join them.
>>25474201
I actually said at the end, I'm pretty happy looking back. I made friends, I still did pretty well and got through, it was all pretty fun.
>>25474227
Well then what was the point of the story? There's no real moral or message. Sorry if that comes across as antagonistic, I'm just curious about why you've decided to share this story.
>be me
>hungry but not just for a sandwich, hungry for an experience
>head to Jersey Mike's and get an Italian sub on white with lettuce, tomato, pickles, oil, vinegar and hot peppers
My friends I have never ever had such a sandwich in my life. It was a total game changer. That bread, those spices. Totally remarkable.
Head on down to jersey Mike's today and get a based sub. You won't regret it
>>25474043
why would you shill on r9k of all places
>>25474066
Beta males gotta eat too
Damnit anon, your shilling is working.
Give me a smooth blonde English twink bf RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.
>>25473955
what will you do for me?
>>25473955
Tfw no qt bf(Of course this comment isn't original I'm on r9gay)
>tfw can't get twink bf because manlet
Would you date someone who has committed murder? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogUiAFjB7J8
>>25473870
Shes cute. Yeah why not. Would be edgy as fuck and funny to tell friends and family.
>>25473870
>prison
>no access to makeup
>still looks ight
>would let kill me.
>>25474169
her natural hair color is brown i think.
Schizzies GTFI here.
I'm a complete schiziod, have been for years; no motivation, no desire to build friendships, no interest in other people, cold, detached, chronically aloof. Phlegmatic, low energy. I thought I was just inept.
Well, I became obsessed with the idea of ASPD, specifically infatuated with sociopathic females, and while surfing I ran into the concept of the schizoid personality disorder. After a year of looking through the symptoms and deeper psychological analysis of the how, where and why of the schizoid, I can boldly self-diagnose myself.
There...
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epik 4 the wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
>>25473846
>I can boldly self-diagnose myself
>>25473846
>self-diagnosed schizophrenia
yeah, ok
>2016
>still no new mutation of pepe
what gives?
>>25473730
shh, they're watching...
>>25473730
He's dead TB|-| F/\M, so nobody wants to make memes but he will always belong to /r9k/
>>25473730
pepe is dead and we killed him
So, if I chug a bottle of this it's the equivalent of 888mgs of DXM? Side effects? How long would it take for one to start "tripping"?
It's garbage. If it's your first time, expect to go to sleep and wake up still tripping.
888mgs is wayyyyy too much for the first time. I would start with like 300-400.
It takes like 1-2 hour to start feeling it.
Side effects could be a bad trip. If the stuff you're using has other ingredients besides DXM, it can be bad. The Guifan--- whatever it's called will make you throw up if you have too much. Pick one that has DXM only.
>>25473744
I chugged a bottle of it and I'm feeling as if I'm drunk. Should I expect more?
Tfw when decent looking but never get further than first dates because of my political views.
>>25473706
I assume that means you're conservative because chicks eat shitlib stuff like it's fucking chocolate
That feel when decent looking but never get further than idle chatter due to crippling social anxiety and lack of interesting hobbiesvideo games are not an interesting hobby and I know I'd be viewed as a manchild for mentioning them so I never do.
>>25473796
You'd be right
I don't talk about it either
I feel like I should learn something else for the sole purpose of looking more well rounded