>match with qt's on tinder
>scared to message because I'm short
Anyone else know this feel? If so how do you handle it? I'm 5' 6" for reference.
>>25478514
Fuck you. You're a fag.
>>25478514
Just fucking message them. It'll hurt if they reject you at first, but if you keep at it each time will hurt less and less until you don't give much of a fuck. Eventually someone will be willing to date you.
>>25478554
Well most of them do ignore me anyhow, but lately I've stopped trying because i figure they don't respond at all, or respond initially but then get bored and stop.
Hey r9k, I need advice. I'm currently in 2nd year of a Mechanical Engineering MEng course and I hate it. I have an exam tomorrow which I know is going to go horribly. I have no motivation to look at the course content because it doesn't interest me in the slightest and I feel like a failure when I do so. Ideally I'd drop out and do Politics instead (because I'm actually interested in that) but like people always say that those degrees are worthless. Idk what to do. Any advice is welcome. Thanks.
You have 3 options:
1. Become a NEET
2. Find something you like that will allow you to make a decent living (imo best option)
3. Get degree in politics, possibly loving your job but probably starving with no money or future
>>25478435
Study. Start right now. Get the fuck off of 4chan and start studying right now.
Even if you don't feel like it, there are things in life you have to do that you don't like.
Even if you don't feel like you can go any longer, push your boundaries.
Even if you feel it's not worth it, do it anyway.
This is the last day of the rest of your life. There is only one thing stopping you from enjoyment and happiness, and it is that dreaded exam.
You have to grab that...
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Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. I am fucking capable of doing this. The exam is in about 33 hours. I am fucking going to ace this shit. Sleep is pointless. Thank you for that.
How do I find a gf that prefers staying indoors, and isn't a mentally ill NEET?
>>25478381
>How do I find a gf that prefers staying indoors, and isn't a mentally ill NEET?
>Where do you buy a red car that is green?
>>25478529
But I like staying indoors, and I'm not mentally ill or a NEET.
>>25478555
Then you're mentally ill. Do you think a mentally ill person would just know they were ill?
Alright ex-robot here. I just got a girlfriend, and i want to get as many cute quotes for her as i can, pic related. If anyone can help, it would be greatly appreciated.
>>25478339
>being this beta
kek
life is a bitch and than you die
>>25478387
Hey man, we're both browsing /r9k/. You're no better than me.
FEMANONS ONLY!
>tfw realized this year that I'm finding more need to wear makeup and that I'm getting uglier
>tfw literally always crave chocolate
>tfw boobs
>tfw vagina
I'm a dude and I always crave chocolate. Hell I just ate like ten spoons of chocolate milk powder to cope.
Not even fat.
>>25478262
>youre the one who thinks youre ugly
>fix that before trying to make this into everyone elses problem
>you sound like youre just on the first period youve ever had
sincerely,
a femanon
Why won't you man up /r9k/? Maybe if you treated a lady right, you wouldn't be in this situation,
typical roastie REEEEEEEEEEEEing
glad chad neighbor did that because his lady is pure innie waifu material who makes him pie
>>25478157
Obviously having a post-date fit
She wouldn't say this if she wasn't angry at the moment.
>This red lipstick - that's me putting effort in
I'd better be high-end, because if you want to be high maintenance you'd better be ready to impress a snob
I can't even get myself to talk to a girl.
>6'0
>65k income
>work out at the gym constantly
>can lift 280 thus far
>work at major studio everyone wants to work at
>have a car with good gas mileage
>good family with no issues
>speak 3 languages
>most popular dude in high school and college class
>personable,...
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>>25478128
>can lift 280 thus far
The fuck are you talking about?
How old and what race are you where do you live?
>girl will give me a handjob and kiss me
>make me feel her tit
>but still claim I am "ugly" and won't date me
Instead of dating she already has your pwnis in her hand why not just fuck her???
Sounds superfucking beta not to fuck her when you are already in that situation
Like shitty Friend zone. Pity HJs
Super fuxking sad and shitty
>be a kid
>unlike normal guys who were only interested in getting pussy, you were different
>you believed what science told you
>science and his friend "hollywood", told you we'd all have flying cars, cities on the moon and Mars, hoverboards, laser guns, lightsabers, alien gfs and bros, and we'd all be going on crazy adventures across the universe
>you waste your life on this as boys become real men and...
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yeah I'm basically the byproduct of a vapid consumerist colture
>>25478093
science =/= science fiction
who the fuck actually thought flying cars would ever be a possibility? that's essentially an air craft and people can barely handle driving much less flying
>while you were fascinated and wanted to learn the force choke, Chad was choking bitches with his cock
>tfw mommy isn't home to cook for you
Learn to cook. Seriously. Not knowing how to cook is the most normie thing possible. Normies spend so much $$ eating out because they never learned how to cook because they were too focused on socializing.
I just don't get how you could call yourself a robot without knowing how to cook. Not knowing how to cook for yourself means that you're relying on another person to have done the food for you which requires some socializing.
You failed at being a robot.
>>25478047
>this normie mental gymnastics
Nice try normie shit
tfw Daddy won't give cummies
How do u make friends doe?
The only """friends"""""" i have are the people i talk to when i go to school
I dont do anything with anybody before or after school
Is there something im missing?
You must be 18 or over to browse 4chan
ask them what theyre doing after school. everyone who is a nromie pretty much will smoke weed or drink if you're in high school.
>>25478020
Fuck hiroshicunt
I run this site
>>25478050
What if all they do is watch anime and play vidya
What do i dew
>hate myself while simultaneously thinking im the greatest person to ever exist
what are these feels
The same feels that I feel, anon.
>>25477905
Narcissism.
Textbook tier actually. Possibly paranoid narcissism, too.
Mix that with a little prejudice or resentment and we have Elliot Rodger 2.0 folks.
How do I tell my bf I want him to piss/shit on me to claim his territory and establish dominance?
>>25477901
Just like a labradoodleedoge. Humans are just animals at the end of the day. Right bible?
So....Gone and Done thread?
>>25477943
2/??
Original the comment donut steel
>girl I was dating briefly in my teens
>had no idea what she was thinking
>asked her to be my girlfriend but she didn't want to.
>to better understand her I sent her a RAT and looked through her computer,
>found she liked femdom porn
>had random guys online she would sex chat with on skype
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Saving this post, jolly good read. More like this
You can't even read this shit to the fresh Prince beat. Fuck this noise I'm not listening
>tfw in spanish class
>tfw cutie freshman playing 3DS
>tfw I'm playing 3DS
>She is eyeing but I thought she was just looking at my ugly
>some time next month there is a meeting to see what classes we want for next year
>once it's over we both exit and she smug punches me on my arm and says "Guess you were bored since you are a senior"
>Tell...
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>He's not an XBox gamer
Pic related is me right now.
>>25477755
>console fags
They should consider suicide
>>25477755
Looks like you got two chunkers suckin on your willy
>>25477840
Pretty sure OP is one of the chunkers
Sorry mate, but I have to tell you that your taste in pens is trash. You cannot write a killer essay with a seventeen cent BIC garbagestic. In order to write a dazzling analysis you need to have a tool that is as capable and respectable as you are. The more comfortable your pen the easier it is for your thoughts to travel onto the paper. in every aspect the Cristal pales in comparison to a Signo uniball bold blue pen. Consider investing a little more into such an important part of your life.
>>25477666
Devilish trips, but your Uniball is shit compared to my stainless Steel Parker Jotter with a Fisher Space Pen refill, it's a vintage Made in the USA one too not the later U.K. or Ireland productions.
(I wouldn't be surprised if they make them in India or China now)
A pen is a pen, what's so fucking special about it?
>>25478014
>A watch is a watch, what's so fucking special about it?