>Green text sex stories
Go
>be me
>parents go shoppings
>time to fa.jpg
>cat walks in
>stares up at me
>fugggggg
>>25462688
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I fucking hate when my dogs make eye contact with me when I am about to beat it
>>25462664
>got handjob
>she tugged at my dick for half an hour
>not even close to cumming
>keeps telling me to tell her when I'm cumming because she doesn't want to be cummed on
>really puts me off
>ask to see her tits
>she refuses
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Ask a wagekek who makes delicious Krispy Kreme doughnuts anything
>>25480025
do you like it when children look through the glass at the process with amazement?
>>25480025
someone told me that whenver the "Hot fresh now" sign flashes, that means you can get a free donut if you walk in
is this true, and if so is it true throughout all stores?
>>25480025
Do you ever stick your wiener through a bunch of them, then put them out for sale? What about giving one a "special" glaze?
>some people started having sex when they were 13
>normies think this is acceptable human behavior for civilization
For guys, yes. The sooner they get laid and learn how to do it consistently, the sooner they'll shake off that beta fagotry that's rampant with us Millennials. For women, no. Once she tastes several dicks, she will not settle for just one.
>>25480081
It's not acceptable for anyone, it is degeneracy.
Burn the heretic.
Kill the mutant.
Purge the unclean.
>>25479973
>mfw normies think premarital sex is acceptable
Why would a woman settle for your tiny white dick when she can get a big Chad one like pic related?
>>25479972
Because dicks can be too big. A dick above 7 inches is usually very painful for women. 6 is perfect, 5 is okay, 7 depends on the girl, and anything above is too much for anyone
That looks like a slimy tootsie roll.
>>25480076
This is objective fact, porn deludes the idea of women.
Women aren't experiencing pleasure like we do, it is much more complicated and more importantly relies entirely on who she is with, you could be zyzz master of bitches, but once he comes across a "dignified" woman that romanticises chivelry, then he will have a hard time getting her stimulated.
Who /Nurse/ here?
>befriend female
>we develop a close relationship
>she always want me/wants to be around me
>become her emotional crutch
>rushing bases like they don't exist
>hold hands, practically cuddle, always hugging me, always together
>trust me for everything
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>>25479920
what does that have to do with being a nurse?
are you saying you are their emotional nurse or something?
Deep in your mind you know youre not only jealous of her bf, but youre also jealous of your friend for having a bf
>>25479989
I'm referencing a movie character (pic related)
She's a nurse who develops a close relationship with a girl, girl cheats on her boyfriend, and chooses her scumbag stepdad and boyfriend over a good friendship with her. She gets pissed, kills the stepfather, boyfriend, and like 6 hospital patients and moves on with her life.
Are chubby chasers a myth? I honestly want to know if there is even a small portion of females that are attracted to big guys. I don't mean walking boulders, just large men. I mean, normies are obviously attracted to "big beautiful women" (BBW). Is this a thing for females too?
Ignore my pic and how much money he probably has. Do females actually feel intrinsically drawn to fuck fat dudes? Because males want to fuck fat chicks but we usually don't because they are irritating and its embarrassing. I'm fat and fucked a lot of fat roasties, it was...
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>>25479789
Chunky men can only be attractive if their face/chin/neck isn't fat.
>>25479866
Same to you, roastie. Also you need either passable tits or a hurge ass, and you need to put out quick. I don't mean try to fuck me in an hour, but the same day.
Mymotheronly dates fat guys lately. Her last two boyfriends have been a morbidly obese one and a very fat one. She's thin and really hot, too. Her last husband was fat as well, but my dad was skinny.
It's probably an older woman thing, though.
>Be in seventh grade
>Bullied every day because I'm a weird borderline autist kid who's obsessed with doing well in school and Nintendo
>I basically do whatever the fuck people tell me to do (like, if they say to hit myself, I do, for some reason)
>My one "friend," doesn't even like to talk to me during most of the day, we mostly hang out outside of school
>Girl in math class starts talking to me sometimes,...
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>>25479776
You are so autistic that you never stood a chance.
>>25479776
you did good
she only did it to hurt you
and if she didnt she would have turned on you
>Not threatening the girls who show interest in you to make them leave you alone at that age
Your powers are weak.
>ITT: Post weird activities you do
>I got to this club on Fridays that plays exclusively music from the 80's and I get really high and dance for 2-4 hours then come home and shower/smoke cigarettes
>>25479770
I don't think you understand what the word weird means.
>>25479770
That sounds fucking amazing desu senpai, where can I find a club like this
>get really high
On what
>tfw you suddenly remember who you used to be.
>>25479708
Fuck I was a social person on middle school and made a few qts like me now I can't even make a single friend
>>25479708
Being back home after the holidays are over, this is basically all my feels.
I hadn't left my flat in like a year or so and I went to stay with my parents for December. I was really happy to be in a different environment. Now that I'm back here everything reminds me of the person I once was and I've started getting really depressed again.
Never been a social person.
When I was in primary school in grade 1-6 I would literally go hide at the back of the school and count the minutes down until the bell went for next class to start.
I am 28 now and still suffer from the same type of social avoidance.
I guess I got really unlucky in that people were really nasty/mean to me constantly so I kind of just decided I didn't like people. I guess you could say I couldn't handle the bants.
Where should I spend my neet bux?
I suck at video games and don't want them anymore. My cell is a piece of crap hence i should may be get a new one, but I'm not sure about it.
Save it? Go eat out? A new hobby? i dont fucking know
How much you get familia?
>>25479893
I get about 800euro a month.
my living expenses are 325euro a month
I am left with 425euro for hobbies, bus and food.
I can't figure out a nice hobby I would have passion to do. I have little discipline...
Why not spend it on fixing your room if you spend most of your time there?
Who else here lives in a daydream?
>having a girlfriend would be no where near as good as your fantasy relationships
>having friends would never be as good either
>the real world is boring and frustrating because its completely out of your control
>like going on long walks so I can be alone with my thoughts
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>>25479632
I daydream often, but not to the point of relationships with imagined characters.
>>25479632
google "maladaptive dreaming" homie, ur not the only one
>>25479764
It's only maladaptive if it interferes with the rest of your life. If he still wanted friends and dating but felt inhibited, then it'd be maladaptive.
Anyone ever read Elliot Rodger's manifesto
I'd be his friend. Feels bad that I only have an hour left in the audiobook because it's a reminder he's dead.
Pic related.
It's interesting. I think he's the product of a feminized male who wanted to achieve. He favored his mother over his father who already was a weak father figure and as a result, he expected women to approach him and to be wanted instantly.
If he had been more masculine, he'd have achieved greatness. In the audiobook, he his closest friend also being...
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He was an unlikeable narcissist. He thought he was the most important person in the world, and when the world didn't reflect that, he blamed the world.
If he had been an attractive narcissist, he would be out there making people miserable instead of making people dead.
>>25479521
he was dangerous
when the only guy who befriended him (someone socially well adjusted) disagreed with him he was disappointed this guy didn't agree with his flawed thinking. He was delusional, dark, edgy, and violent.
>>25479732
>>25479830
people only call others narcissists when they're unattractive and socially awkward, same as a girl can interchangeably see a chad doing what is traditionally creepy and think it's cute
>nicki minaj will never peg you with a thick strap on
im high key sad af senpai
I want Nicki to degrade me and pin me to the ground with her stillettos
>>25479443
i want to fucking kill nicki minaj
>>25479443
> fake tits
> fake ass
> fake hair
> fake lips
> fake nose
> fake eyelashes
> caked makeup
Literally nothing about her is authentic. Completely synthetic person. Might as well buy doll.
I wish it was 2010-2011 again so fucking bad. shit I'd even take 2009.
it breaks my fucking heart every time I see a post or something and it says 2010 or "4 years ago" or something like that.
fuck man... 2012-2015 was such a fucking blur, I didn't do jack fucking but float through life like that one scene in Kaiji.
Fuck man fuck man fuck man fuck man
Skyrim and BF3 and shit! I can't even believe GTAV came out in 2013! its already been 3 fucking years... How is this fucking possible?
>>25479398
Dude youre getting older like most of us. Thats it.
Just before this new era PC bullshit started. What a wonderful time indeed.
>>25479398
Don't even worry about it. It's not until your 40s on average that you really hit your point of no return. That's when chronic physical ailments really start showing themselves. The ones that really degrade your daily quality of life.
After 32 months of NEETdom I am finally entering the real world, going back to school. For those of you who left NEETdom, how hard was it?
Look forward to it! You'll be fine. Just don't visit 4chan.
>>25479391
Don't EVER EVER EVER EVER make another post again or I'll break your kneecaps
>32 months of NEETDOM
fucking casuals.
I was NEET from 15 until 28.
Got my GED in 2015 Now im starting university in 2016. I was NEET for over 10 years. Probably longer than most people on this board have been aware of what a NEET even is.