Reminder the Ashton kutcher used to look like this. There is hope.
>>25482648
So...he was always attractive?
Thanks for proving nothing.
>>25482648
i don't have the money required to alter my face
>>25482690
He's balding dumb ass
Post them good feels / comfy songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
Lets go fellow robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7l8B-Uaur8
ok
https://youtu.be/WePJlIUYuAo
Georgia may Foote is a Stacey. Her fiance got cucked. Dumps fiance then immediately goes on holiday with her "close friend". Women need to die. Also remember women and men can't be friends. There will always be repressed sexual desire, waiting to be unleashed.
You can't trust other men around your woman, and you can't trust your woman around other men.
>>25482464
I used the wrong photo. The guy on the left is john sage. She dumped her fiance john save for Sean ward. Then dumps Sean ward for the fella on the right.
This is Sean ward. Stacy confirming that a woman will always try to move up.
>is a Stacey
They all are
>trusting women
>wanting long term with them
>>25482464
She is way out of guy 1's league wtf do you expect
Sup /r9k/
A friend of mine invited me to get drunk with a couple of girls, I am a KV, could I finally become a normie tomorrow?
How not to fuck it?
Jesus Christ, all these "lel how do I not fuck it up" threads are just bragging.
>hehe guize I am in the room with two naked chicks who seem to like giving me compliments how do I do this right and not be autistic :O
>posture
>eye contact
>ask shitloads of questions
>act interested
>don't drink too much
>BE URSELF (not rlly be a nu-male kuk)
>>25482508
I'm probably asperger, my father is asperger, I havent been diagnosed
>>25482528
How am I even supposed to kiss a girl? it scares the shit out of me
Can you drive? My parents say need a car and a job, is it hard? I'm scared robots
Yep, I can drive cars, motorcycles, and small planes. No, driving isn't hard.
Manual - takes time to master more advanced techniques like rev-matching and heel-toe shifting (not at all required), but learning the basics only takes an hour or two. Just learned a couple weeks ago how to drive stick after driving automatic for 6 years, it's not hard at all.
Autotragic - any literal retard can drive auto. Conveniant in heavy traffic or if you have a knee injury, but otherwise far more boring and unengaging.
Ask for advice on /o/ if you want, but driving is easy.
>>25482936
>rev-matching and heel-toe shifting
Those techniques are for pussies who can't shift uphill normally like a real man
>>25482360
Only normies drive.
>she wants children
>she think's she's conscious
>>25482346
>She thinks she's not like the other girls.
>>25482346
>she already has kids
Who else here /Fuckupsleepschedule/?
Post what your sleep time table has been the past 48 hours and why
>Sleep 5:30am-12PM
>Sleep 11pm-1am
>Sleep 4AM-9AM
>Sleep 5:30PM-11PM
>11PM- right now am awake at 2 am
I have no responsibilities
I've been going to bed at 6am and waking up at 2pm the last few weeks because I have nothing to do during Christmas break. My next semester starts Tuesday and I'm going to have to get my shit straightened out.
>>25482283
>you will never be as smart as L
feels so bad
>>25482283
Go to bed anywhere from 2 to 4am, wake up 5 minutes before i have to leave for work.
I overslept today and just didn't bother going in or calling.
>there are loser beta dorks on this board that prefer flat as a board asians with fat chipmunk cheeks
>there are loser beta chumps on this board that white knight for frumpy pasty skinned femanons that need multiple layers of makeup to even look passable
>there are imbecilic dumbasses on this board that would suck the farts out of some generic white stacy's asshole as she bangs Chad, and bitching about how women are all shit
>these same guys would reject...
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how the fuck can white and asian women compete with black women?
What's with all the racemixing shilling lately?
>>25482163
If you're this mad about people not liking you then step up your game senpai.
sometimes i feel like going trans was a huge mistake and i'll end up dead soon from suicide and sadness.
If you're still legally your original gender you can break some laws and get fucked in prison
>>25482082
hopefully you'll freak
Everything is all my fault
The reason why /r9k/ has bad views on women is because the women they talk to or hook up with are the weeaboo/personality disorder/toxic/narcissist type females. These females have such a bad personality that they think they're above everyone else despite the fact that they're a 4/10. If you met any decent girl 7-8/10, you wouldn't have to deal with a toxic female who only cares about money or status
The way the fem anons portray themselves on this board makes me sick.
>>25481998
>the women they talk to or hook up with are the weeaboo/personality disorder/toxic/narcissist type females.
No shit, but don't pretend that's not the default mode of most women in Western society anyway.
> If you met any decent girl 7-8/10, you wouldn't have to deal with a toxic female who only cares about money or status
These have always been rare, as it's literally wired into women to only want men of high...
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I didnt read this. Just stopping by to say elizabeth tran. This post ends in dubs btw
>>25482095
>but don't pretend that's not the default mode of most women in Western society anyway.
>it's literally wired into women to only want men of high status.
You don't go outside, do you?
Have you ever seen a woman more perfect than this? This Madonna? This Helen of Troy?
I think this might be perfection in female form.
>>25481968
Did you mean to post a different pic OP?
>>25482203
Yeah, sorry.
Actually meant to post pic related.
OP, did you loose your glasses? Or your mind perhaps?
Let's start the week off with a nice dog hate thread.
Post stories of shitty dogs and their shitty owners or just discuss how much dogs suck.
>relatives get dog to treat like child
>it's also pitbull
vomit
LEAVE DOGS ALONE. THEY ARE THE ONLY PRECIOUS THINGS IN THIS WORLD BESIDES CATS. FUCK OFF AUTIST.
>>25481903
There's nothing precious about dogs or cats my man. Open your eyes and see the truth.
>LEAVE DOGS ALONE.
Make me :^)
dogs are the reason why the white race is so successful, because we evolved together building modern civilization
this is why the negro does not understand and mocks our bond
this is why the asian does not respect and eats the dog
this is why the muslim is revolted and terrified by the dog
dogs are honorary whites and if you dont like them get the fuck out of white countries and stop using white technology
Anyone else here get into 4chan at an unusually young age?
>Been browsing the site pretty much daily since I was 11
>Developed a shit ton of fetishes (partially) because of it
>Have had really fucked up sexuality since I've been coming here, I remember fapping to shit like babyfuck when I was 12
>Into loli, shota, /ss/, guro, ryona, abuse, anything with blood, amputee, mutilation, incest, femdom, and rape
>Learned...
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>>25481579
I'm pretty much the exact same, honestly. never got too fucked up sexually, though. Guess I was lucky.
>>25481614
The sexuality part I guess has more to do withbeing molested,but 4chan kind of exacerbated that.
>>25481663
Yeah, that's probably it.
At least we have 4chan.
>all the porn in the world
>not one girl wants to fuck me
>>25481567
>with money
>anyone can get laid
who wouldve thought?
They ain't doing it for free fuccboi
>>25481714
now you're posting here? fuck you pegasus i hate you so hard.
I have been a NEET for 4 months, and am now looking to get a job.
What is the easiest/comfiest job a robot can get?
"Easiest" depends on the place so YMMV.
Data entry, library, overnight stock, mailroom, etc can be alright
>>25481911
Those all sound pretty good. I've been thinking delivery driver so I can cruise around and listen to music.
I've applied a few places for an overnight job, but no one wants me.
Security is pretty nice depending on your site. Only pays a few bucks more than minimum wage, but they'll hire anyone and the work is easy, though it depends on your site. I stay up all day and night before going into work, then fall asleep as soon as I get there. I only wake up to leave