Women sicken me.
>>29743358
I find it arousing, with the prego belly
>>29743378
would you find it more arousing if the other woman was barren?
>>29743358
Jesus christ woman, let it out already.
>be me
>university prep school
>first day, no friends
>see 8/10
>decide to just talk to her
>last time i randomly talked to a girl I froze
>hope she doesn't notice my anxiety
>i am shaking
>just say be cool
>it went well
>we...
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Start talking to other girls.
>>29743357
you get the fuck off of this board you braindead normalfag
Fuck off
>>29743375
other girls don't catch my attention, they are boring. she looks they only interesting one in my class
>>29743384
please
>looking through sister's high school photos
>parties, vacations with friends, typical normie shit
>her girlfriends are typical popular girls, almost stacy tier
>guys they hung without aren't Chads at all, just average looking or sub-average
inb4 orbiters, there's tons of pictures of people kissing and being sexual and shit
>mfw most of the people I've seen in faces of r9k threads are as good looking...
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>>29743340
Well no, no-one actually ever said that people who are average or even worse are destined to have no friends or qt gf and die alone.
It's just we get angry at chad for being given everything on a silver plate. And besides that, there are plenty of reasons why those people who look less than average are actually really confident people. For example, they may not look like chad, but they are in the soccer squad.
A majority of people on /r9k/ have been damaged to the point that it's not their...
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those "friends" are her and her girlfriends orbiters.
>have friends
Whoops. What a small detail. An unobtainable one.
>Have health problems popping up out of nowhere
>I'm going blind
>My body has problems with its back that I shouldn't be having for another 30 years and that if it keeps up I won't be able to walk anymore
>My mind has hereditary alheizmers and it turns out i'm going to be a vegetable without therapy I can't afford relatively soon for something thats rare for someone my age
>Never got to have a life as a kid due to years of abuse or even try going out on a date once
>Family just tries to shoehorn me somewhere as a black sheep and hate me when they don't care that I turned out this way because of them and would never admit it
>Chad and stacies get to run around enjoying life without a care in the world having sex and seeing the world
>One of the girls I love is going to France to be with a chad and i'll never see her again
>We dated for 3 years and she never did anything for me, but decided that 3 months was enough to give her body to him and 4 more to go away to live there
>The other girl I love was already used up by some chad and it broke our relationship apart because she couldn't handle that I didn't want her for sex but everything else instead
>Still love her but know that it would never work out even though she stopped being crazy and started going for someone else
>They don't even care about me even though I still do for them even if they're only online
>Can't even remember their face anymore
>Was angry at all of this
>Now i'm just scared and alone and know that noone would take care of me when it finally becomes too much
Its not fair. I didn't even get a childhood, but I told myself that at the very least i'd get to enjoy my adult years. Now I can't even do that.
Was it fair for us to be lied to? That it'd all get better? That supposedly those who tormented us would work for us one day when all they really do is get in the way and keep us down? Why? Why can't we just find happiness. Why can't we just have it for once. just once. Is that too much to ask for? Was asking for being able to live even once too much? To make good memories. To know what its like to be wanted, to have friends, to be in relationship with someone who loves and values you and get to discover new things together. To be valued as someone. That's...
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Be a hero OP, kill the chads.
Good luck my fellow robot, see you on the other side
>>29743327
God damn OP, i think anyone who read this hasn't replied because of the feels radiating from this post.
Bumping for suicidal tendencies, I should have killed myself in 2009
Why do Americans have their sons circumsized?
I've heard people make the argument that it looks more attractive, but that's such a weird argument.
I mean, first of all, why do the parents of the child care if their little baby's dick looks attractive, that's so creepy to even say.
Second, do Americans not understand that dicks aren't always supposed to look attractive? The foreskin is meant to conceal the head when it's not used for action. Pulling back the foreskin is equal to exposing yourself and signaling that you want to get some...
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>>29743226
>why do americans have their sons circumcized
For you
>>29743226
>why do Americans have their sons circumsized?
They hate America
>>29743226
Because American dads are insecure about their mutilation and would feel like less than a man if they didn't pass their wound on to their sons. Choosing to not circumcise your son basically requires you to admit that circumcision is bad and that you have lost an important part of your penis to the Jews.
Describe your sex life (or lack of) through video game references.
>Ceaseless Discharge
IM BURNING UP
Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
>>29743134
DON'T GIVE UP, SKELETON!
Daily reminder that if you're not happy is your own fault
>>29743116
the happy guy is slightly browner, this is going to trigger sensitive ass, thin-skinned white people.
man, I hate these overly-sensitive pigskins. Basically animals, tbqh.
>>29743116
Well, it is......the universe doesn't owe you anything you know.
>>29743116
>it's my fault that i learned i was a fucking autist and understood why people made fun of me and why i had no friends
What are your favorite girls' names?
I like:
>Alice
>Anna
>Mary
>Kelly
>>29743113
Riley
Alex
Sam
Boy names for girls are qt.
Sami
Chloe
Vera
Rei
Eva
Natalia
Sasha
>>29743113
i hate girls so i dont care about their name
What's the greatest injustice that has been done to you?
>>29743022
being rejected
>>29743022
Well today two girls whistled at me from their car and I think they were making fun of me because I'm only a 7/10
>>29743022
Being born
/thread
>be gross non white mail
>tfw will never dait qt pi neko gf
Life isn't fair
>>29743018
No it isn't, not in the slightest
>>29743018
What kind of male are you?
>>29743068
The shitty non-priority non first class kind of mail.
We get dumped into the streets.
>be unifag
>share apartment with three people
>last night, nobody home
>doorbell rings
>it's my blonde 8/10 housemate
>says she forgot her key and smiles
>clearly drunk
>let her in, take her to her room
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ya blew it
orrrrriginalo
If OP and she ended up having sex, this is perfectly ok right?
I mean, how am I supposed to know what a drunk person is like, I don't go out, nor do I drink, so why would it be my fault if some female who is 18+ wants to have sex with me, even if shes in a drunken state, Im not forcing anything, shes the one offering.
Kind of shocked that this would be looked down upon
>HURRR U HAD SEX WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS DRUNK, YOURE A CRIMINAL!
Um..what? she offered and she is over 18, fuck you.
>>29743065
>how to spot a creepy neckbeard
Fucking creep.
Is going shopping (walmart and grocery store) with your mom at 25 years old autistic? Will I look retarded to people if they see me with mom in public? I don't have friends and have nothing to do on my days off and been going out to stores with my mom. I think I might just stop if others perceive me negatively for doing this.
No one there is thinking about you.
>>29742980
This. Unless you look ridiculously ugly, chances are no one cares.
....holy christ
are you actually 14 and still worried about how uncool mommy makes you?
Autistic actions thread GO
>be me about...24
>get date with girl off internet
>drive her around, all going well she is into me etc
>Invites me up to her place
>sit across from her other side of room for some reason
>watch TV in silence for about an hour
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also
>be me about 23
>at pub wearing short sleeve shirt showing off steroid arms
>girl comes up squeezes arms says "wow you must be strong"
>put down my beer look her in the eyes and smile and say "my penis is quite small"
>she walks away
>later as i walk past her friends they all stare at me and i trip over the carpet and spill my pint on the floor
also
>be me about 9 months ago
>at new bar across the country finally confident enough to try again
>bar crawl by myself, at some german themed bar on a weds night
>group of girls come in and oh hello etc
>one of their friends goes to the toilet
>she comes back one pokes me and says "he said you are naughty"
>She smiles and looks at me "oooh...
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>>29742953
>first year of uni
>go out to some shit club with some friends
>already pretty drunk
>meet up with a group of girls they all know that I've never met
>while two of them are talking, and me and some others are awkwardly hanging around the other girls not in the conversation, I notice one them is pretty fit
>afraid of accidentally...
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Why do white people do this face all the time?
>>29742926
We have to deal with everyone else's shit and can't say anything about it
We're trying to smile at your(minorities) opinions and jokes, to not seem racist in public, but they're so dumb that it comes out like that.
tha'ts the retail minimum wage smile.
What would you have to do to unfuck your life?
ki-ll-myself
>>29742907
build a time machine go back in time kill myself assume otherselfs position and get killed by another other self who is replaced by the perfect me from a perfect world
anyone got more pics of reviewbrah?