I'm going to kill myself if I get dubs. Wish me luck, robots.
also roll to kill yourselves if you want!
roll
originalerino
>>25488092
fuck reroll just kill me
i want a skype friend to be best buds with. we'll talk about things together. whenever we come across a super cute picture we'll share it. we'll talk about our feelings and wish each other goodnight and say good morning when we wake up.if he wants we can masturbate together, try and synchronize our orgasms. [email protected]
>>25488029
>[email protected]
Mailed you, OP.
>>25488029
Please respond, OP! I emailed you twice now!
>tfw op has probably gotten so many replies now he'll havean endless supply of dick picturesby the end of the week
Who /self improvement/ here?
Currently sitting here with a tooth whitening solution in my mouth.
What have you done to try and better yourself recently, robot?
I've started working on getting /fit/.
I cleaned every inch of my dwelling, caught up on some grooming and hygiene and fixed my fucked up sleep schedule.
Still smoking and haven't hit the gym yet but baby steps i guess.
Trying to break my Internet addiction and go outside more often.
I'm a boring fuck.
What's a hobby or skill that I can learn in 1 year or less to make me a more interesting person?
>>25487885
Programming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXcbDA6Z7gI
Observing your surroundings, especially other people and "what is currently happening"
Even just being silent about it but still seeming like you take in things, it makes you seem interesting.
>>25487928
I said "make me an interesting person"
>not voting for the objectively worst political party in your area to spite those who care
Normalfags always say that you shouldn't be politically apathetic. Become antipathic instead!
pic related.
I'm sure whether commie, consertative or liberal --everyone can agree that a feminist party is retarded. So give them your vote! If you don't have one, vote for the next most retarded thing you have.
Jimmie will save us from the degenerates desu
JAG HATAR GUDRUN SCHYMAN HON E CP!!!
I'm a muslim in Sweden who voted SD just because it pisses off normies.
Umm I'm pretty sure this guy posted his suicide message here 2 days ago.
Well what did it say?
>normalfag with kids ends it
who fucking cares, the only good normalfag is a dead normalfag
>>25487868
edgy
>>25487833
He doesn't look like the type to post here. Did you screen cap the message?
>Be 2010
>Be neet robot
>Play MMORPG
>Decided to change my character to a female so I can cosplay as my waifu
>Start playing PVP, team-based minigames
>They automatically assume i'm a gril irl despite me never mentioning it
>Get invited to a top-ranking prestigious clan
>Make a lot of friends
>5...
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shold have looted the clan bank faggot
also just get those voice changer programs. Not sure how well they work.
wow what a loser, get a life
>>25487992
this desu
baka senpai
originalblox
Daily reminder that she retired with $10million at the age of 24.
good for her, am i supposed to be butthurt?
i've seen this thread weekly for almost a year now, i think it's enough now op
Who is she? Youtube whore?
>what are your hobbies?
>"Oh sleeping, watching Netflix, eating haha"
How do we solve the degenerate problem? How the hell is watching a half baked (although sometimes good) TV series for days upon end a hobby?
Women are like that because they're judged by their looks and not their personality, there's no incentive for them to get good at anything or read
>what are your hobbies?
>"i post cartoon frogs on the internet"
tfw boring girl tier hobbies
What would happen if you woke up on January 21st of this year and found out this guy is now CEO of Reddit?
I'd suck the cocks and lick the vaginas of the memegods for sending us such a great meme.
>>25487660
who is the person in the image that was posted along with the text that you posted onto 4chan's /r9k/ board?
Im getting tired of his fucking faggot face.
>that feel when 4chan is the only group of people you have to say goodbye to
Goodbye /r9k/.
>nobody replies
>>25487641
If you're going to an hero at least live stream it.
cya man
>have whatsapp group with the very few normie friends i have
>wanted to send pic of the snow
>accidently send pic of hentai loli
JUST
pic related is the one i send.
reply back "ha ha just kidding lol"
>>25487512
>try to skype mother photo of vacation
>accidentally send 3d futa image
It was never talked about
Why do stoners suck bernies cock and act like Trump doesn't also support legalization for medical use and is leaving total legalization up to the states
why do people pretend to care about voting just to dislike trump because it's what the media says
>>25487496
why do people answer their own questions because they are faggots
Because most stoners are liberal faggots, not hard to notice.
Things robots will never understand:
>Had girl fly from Japan to visit me
>Get her alone, get her pants off
>can't get hard to save my life.
>gril is 10/10 beautiful, athletic, cutest accent, smells wonderful, and I can't get my cock to rise. Not even porn works
>Happens 3 nights in a row. Best thing I can do is make her cum but she can't return the favor.
>feels bad man
:(
>>25487432
go fuck yourself
legitimately
fuck off
>>25487432
Do you have had the same issue with other girls? Can you masturbate? It is probably just anxiety. You should try to clear your head during sex.
Op comfirmed gay
>play video games from age of 9
>play between 5-14 hours each day
>get experience in all genres
>tfw u still suck at competetive play in anything
>tfw in your language "you were playing your whole life" sounds the same as "you were losing your whole life"
>tfw dad says this to you every day
there are people who make money on gaming and Im a scrublord in anything...
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>>25487401
the people who make money don't really enjoy it fuck head. There is some jewtube shit about league of legends homos who practice 14 hours a day. Fuck that.
>>25487401
I know that feel bro. I like fighting games but losing online is demoralizing.
>>25487401
>experience in all genres
this is where you fucked up
you're competing against people who focus on 1 game