>tfw not a pedo but can only communicate with children
theyre so pure and real. i will become 20 this year and everyone is fake and tries to fit in. i wish i could have little kid friends without coming off as a weird pedo.
Talking to a 15 yo girl from Sctoland on Omegle right now.
It's alright.
>>25494175
get a job at a kindergarden, where it is expected of you to play with children all day
>>25494175
lol you can communicate with children because they don't view you as a failure yet.
Is consciousness independent of the brain?
>>25494096
no, you fucking mook.
>>25494110
>i'm smarter than schrodinger look at me woowoo
They say when you get decapitated you can still see through you're eyes for a few hours.
Daily practise gf tips thread.
Post your date ideas, sex positions, and anything else here.
I call her up and we fuck in her bedroom.
I do that thing where I'm fucking her from the top with her knees bent and ankles on my shoulders.
>>25494487
Pile driver??
My practice gf just told me shes going on a week vacation to morocco with her son. Im thinking of surprising her when she gets back, any tips?
When you're about to nut and your dad gets home.
>>25493999
>fap to porn
>someone comes home
>it's dad and some guests for NYE
>they call me to introduce myself
>hand is all sweaty and smelly from fapping
>forced to shake hands
>immediately go to bathroom to wash hands
They probably thought I was racist, because one of the guests was black
>>25494999
>one of the guests was black
is your dad a kek?
>>25494999
>one of the guests was black
Disgusting. Why would they allow a negro in the house?
Why is the north east the worst place to live? The people suck, the weather sucks, and views the only thing that doesn't suck can be found elsewhere.
>white people
>seasons
>beautiful nature
>easy access to the coast
Seems pretty tight to me
im from finland and if i got a chance to move to US i'd choose new hampshire
>>25494091
>white people
you aren't attractive anon you literally the lowest of all white society
I'm a normie. What the fuck are you going to do about it?
I'm not going to bump your thread
>>25493961
get out ree i guess
goddamn normies, taking our jobs
>install tinder
>swap right to EVERY GIRL
>only matched with uggos and fatties
>put to search to man too
>matched with 7/10 guys easily
WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT?
go get rammed up your shit pipe and tell yourself, "this is a suitable alternative."
>>25493922
well done, you've realised the game is rigged.
You must be new here.
Women have unrealistic standards
>inbred rednecks actually believe this
>WHATEVER YOU DO TO HER, I WILL DO TO YOU
please fuck me, daddy
>>25494007
kekiddy kek
that's pretty based desu
>tfw your gf moves to another country
:(
I know the feel op. My gf us moving to Germany from the US next week. Feels bad man. Im trying to figure out how long distance is going to work.
>having a gf
can normies just fuck off?
>>25494369
Can't wait to convince Kevin to cuck you, you fucking normie
so /r9k/ i've known this girl since I was a kid and we've always been amazing friends. we're very similar and extremely close. I've had feelings for her for the past 3-4 years now, but I haven't acted on them because I feel like that could potentially ruin our friendship if it doesn't work out. I've tried to hide my feelings for her from her (lack of swlf-confidence for the most part, also like I said I don't want to accidentally drive a lifelong friend away) and i'm not sure if she's ever felt anything romantic towards me. I feel like she has but i'm stupidly bad at interpreting signals from girls. Recently, she found someone who she's been telling me about a lot. She and he both are extremely intelligent, extroverted, calm, kind, and they share a lot of the same interests. I have spoken to the guy and despite my feelings for her, I can't find it in myself to dislike him. They're very similar and I feel like they were made for each other, if that's such a thing. Anyway, like I said I cant find it in myself to be mad at him. I'm actually really happy for her that she's found someone she's very compatable with. I feel like I should be mad but I don't feel mad. What can I do, if anything? Am I an orbitter and was I just being used or did I just miss my chance with her?
What chance?
>>25493701
You my friend, are a massive cuck.
Jokes appart
I've been down that paht and it led nowhere you should cut contacts while you still can
>>25493752
I was hoping that was not the case.
She never asks me for free stuff and doesn't just come to me for emotional support and shit. If she was using me she's very good at preventing me from realizing it. We still hang out a lot and call each other frequently. We're still good friends. I'm not mad at the guy and he's not mad at me (idk why he would be) desu I'm happy she's happy.
post the most pathetic cock you have saved
>>25493581
I don't have to save it, i look at it everyday in the mirror
>>25493652
Kekomio
commence dump
gvgfbgh
In the long term I feel like unless there is some kind of radical and positive change in US society then this country and the people in it will just keep getting worse and worse, so although years from now I will have the ability to leave if I want to, right now I can't.
But in the mean time I'd like to be able to get the normies to like me by faking being one of them, so I can exploit them for favors, sex, and other opportunities.
I think this is something all of us need to think about.
So can we brain storm about it ITT?
>>25493575
> fake being a normie on social media
> I can exploit them for favors, sex, and other opportunities.
How can you go from social media (for simplicity, let's refer to that as a "virtual persona") to getting things out of it in the real world? ("physical persona")
I mean, as a male that must be an pretty hard stunt to pull off specially if you're a bonafide robot. Please, explain to us your grand scheme and...
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>>25494274
I feel like I would just have to try and emulate the online persona in the real world, a large part of the online shit would just be to connect me to the normies in question to the point where they are willing to meet me in person, like (oh you know this guy too? me and him are friends why don't me and you hang out sometime) or some shit like that, and once we were in person I would just have to try to fake it.
The question is, what exactly do normies like online? And what do they like in person? Are...
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>>25494375
>Are they one in the same or do they have any differences?
You don't see that it's actually quite hard to have both personas synchronize do you? Even when you're not "faking it" you're naturally prone to act differently as a result of the medium
Online interactions give you more time to think, freedom to avoid/evade and the safety of knowing they can't see/touch you. Very few people are consistent
Why are girls allowed to post this but as a guy I can't rape them? They incite the sensation and I can only fap to them for so long if theyre going to force my urges I should be able to force them to relieve them. Agree?
>>25493571
Yes, but only if gay men are allowed to do the same to you.
>>25493648
Homosexuality is a meme, so no. Only the real sexuality is under consideration.
>>25493571
>>25493712
>Tired manface
>Finding this attractive
U gay already
>You sure you can handle all dis brown sugah, anon?
>>25493544
Put that sugar back, nigger
>>25493635
This famillia
Why would I want to settle for a disgusting slut with hiv?
>>25493544
Yes and will impregnate both and then run away
Brainstorm time, lets start a business and make us a fat load of cash.
>No startup cash
>Skills, i guess most of us IT related
>Ideas, tons i bet
Lets do it robots, we are fucking winners its just that circumstances were not kind to most of us at all.
Time to balance this shit up.
People here are in their situation for a reason - they are lazy as fuck.
>>25493474
>>Skills, i guess most of us IT related
kek
Skills = none for /r9k/
>>25493535
You say lazy i say unmotivated.
You say lazy i say self-defeating.
You say lazy i say depressed.
Its just a matter of looking at things from different perspectives.
Come on man, you cannot seriously believe all robots were born like this. Just about every kid has a spirit, passions and shit, it just gets chipped away bit by bit over the time.
The shittier life, the faster it goes.