My 4chan theme reversed colors or something, how do I fix it?
Pls help it's only for this website and it hurts my eyes
I think you must delete system32 and restart your pc
>>25495979
thx for the bump fampai
Morrowind thread. About to play it right now actually. Ignore the trip, it's something for another board.
>>25495775
only friend i ever had
>>25495775
hail friend
I miss exploring so much and meeting interesting characters in odd places, even though it was hard to be called names in that world too, I loved every moment of it.
Since mid-November, all I've been eating is McChickens. I can't help it /r9k/, they taste so good and they're really cheap.
My mom is telling me it's horrible to eat fast food everyday but I can't stop. Is she right? What should I do?
Get some self control you fat piece of shit.
Anon, I know how you feel. I eat one of those every day, almost.
wtf how can you eat anything over and over again without it becoming disgusting
whenever i eat the same thing for over 2 days i cant even see it anymoresushi is the exception
Does anyone else get pissed off when they see people buy shit with EBT cards?
Just today I was at the gas station and some ignorant nigga in front of me asked for "sum uh dem blacken miles cigawillos" and surprise surprised pulled out his free gubment money card
It just makes me really angry knowing that I'm forcibly getting money out of my paycheck to supply worthless niggers with blunt papers
>>25495685
I know for a fact your lying.
>>25495685
aww poor wagey swavey is upswet ;_; , time to call the WAHBULANCE .
Seriously , your jew masters are doing the same to you, they sit on their fat jew asses when you stupid as fuck wageslave works the rest of your pathetic life making a pathetic salary , while he laughs his ass off and making millions and pats you on your head like a dog saying "good goy , wage slave, hard work is rewarding, gives you meaning making me rich, good wage slave!"
>>25495735
what part of my story of typical everyday life is so unbelievable to you, anon?
Is anyone here an Elliott Smith fan?
>>25495672
Yes. I think Figure 8 is his best album but really all his stuff is great.
>>25495817
Yep. I didn't really start listening to him until around two years ago. He's the only guy I listen to now.
>>25495672
He's amazing, I haven't heard a song of his or Heatmiser that I didn't like.
2016
De ce nu v-ati sinucis inca?
pentru ca viata este frumoasa :^)
>>25495687
atunci ce cauti aici?
>>25495713
vin sa rad de hadicapati
>tfw bought a video from a camgirl who looks really young but says she's 18
>now extremely paranoid
I can't even fap I'm so nervous
>>25495597
the worst thing that happened is that you spent money on a camgirl
>>25495597
Just fap you faggot, you already bought it.
Assuming you bought it off of a "legitimate" website where it says all models are 18+
you could get out of it if you have legal problems. But that won't happen anyway, unless you were on sketchy deepweb sites.
>That foot
Everyone here is a terrible person.
Post the worst thing you have done another human being.
I once slammed a door in the face of a crippled person at Disney world once.
I walk past homeless people who need money and I don't care
>>25495565
I smacked my drunk friend across the face with a dildo
I killed my best friend's mom who suffered from dementia, told everyone she drowned by accident
If I get diagnosed with depression and ADHD will the government give me free money?
With depression it is possible.
>>25495550
I got diagnosed with ADHD and depression and I haven't seen a penny, but you can try
btw calling all ADHD robots
>>25495622
how does one go about the process of getting the gov to give money? I can't work and I'm on meds for depression and anxiety
>tfw yeast infection
robots will never know the pain of having a vagina
muh vagina pain xDdXdDD
>>25495600
You want to come itch my vagina and pull back a hand of cottage cheese discharge
>>25495667
Try to sleep without panties, Idk it helped me a bit
>Want to start online dating
>Scared someone I know will find my profile and I'll become a laughing stock
Does anyone know these feels?
>asking yes or no questions on this board
I hate the robot desu family
People are laughing at your pathetic life already dudeYou have nothing to losemaybe
Don't worry, it's not like you'll be getting attention from anyone besides spambots.
Girls on dating sites all either have insanely high expectations, or have something seriously wrong with them.
So I've been together with my gf for over 4 yrs. We have a lot of trust and are very open with eachother about our feelings so somewhere around our 2nd yr we were discussing fantasies and things that turns us on and I told her about my desire to do anal(giving) and piss play(me pissing on her). She told me If I wanted we could try piss play as long as it was in the shower but she was very uncomfortable with the idea of anal sex. I didn't insist on it but a few months later she told me she has been reading up on anal sex and she would be willing to give it a try as long as we took things slow. So for a month or so we worked together in getting her ass to be able to take dick until we were finally able to make it comfortable for her. To this day we still have anal sex from time to time, it's awesome.
Recently the topic of sexual desires came up again and she told me a big fantasy for her is watching men together and how she had pictured me and her gay best friend having sex. I was taken aback and became suspicious that she was just either testing if I was gay or that her fag friend set her up to do this. So 2 days later I secretely checked her internet history for porn and found mostly yaoi(gay anime) sites, a forum with erotic tales of men together and even a bit of real gay porn. So yesterday we talked about the same thing again, I asked her if she was seriously considering this and I told her there was no way I would ever have sex with a dude. She then said she would be satisfied if there was no actual sex and she just watched her friend give me a blowjob.
So what the fuck do I do /fit/? I have really conflicted emotions about this, on one hand being able to fulfill her fantasies seems really hot, specially considering she's also willing to do the same for me, on the other hand the idea of interacting sexually with a guy, even if just to get my dick sucked is just too far out of my comfort zone. What should I do?
http://strawpoll.me/6451670
>inb4 no homo jokes
>>25495479
>http://strawpoll.me/6451670
>literally sucking someone's dick and not being bisexual
cuck.com the coolest place for the cucks
>>25495516
reread the post
Get her a strap on, give her man clothes, do a porn, tada
You are suddenly endowed with all of the powers that Superman possesses. Your body has been chiseled into the form of a Greek god, and your penis has been blessed by Lord Mandingo. Now what are some of the things that you are robots are going to do, now that you have been blessed with godlike powers, and the body of Super Chad.
Supersonic rape
>>25495387
Pack a light lunch and go for a one kilometer walk, followed by a liberal nap.
>>25495406
I don't think you would need to rape anyone.
>tfw permanent genetic dark circles under my eyes
JUST FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE UP SENPAI
>>25495385
same here brah, mine fucked up my self esteem so bad i have trouble holding eye contact with people
>>25495385
concealor bro. Make sure to get a good one so it doesnt clump up under your eyes and set it with a powder.
literally NO ONE will notice you're wearing make up and bam, no dark circles. You can even just get a BB cream or a tinted mosturizer if you want to go basic and still have coverage
>I would be embarrassed to go buy it
say its for your gf
>>25495385
>tfw you would be 8/10 if you didn't have dark circles under your eyes
>girls treat you differently when you aren't covering them up
If I stop fapping will I start having animalistic thoughts and getting hard at literally every woman I see?
yes, even with your mom
>>25495319
Idk but you'll still be a retard
Yes. All men are inherently rapists and must masturbate and play violent videogames to satisfy their urge to rape